ᴄʜɪᴇғᴛᴀɪɴ.

first of her name and status.

[dolorousheart-deactivated202601]

Single Bust Portrait Commission for @orsimcr of their OC, Renkhaei.

[sp00pypunkins]

Also because I assume everyone is like 16 reblog with your age in the tags?

[weremother]

a thing i see a lot in the rp community is people take criticism as an attack. if a portrayal is boring then it is. (there’s nothing you can do but improve boo.) don’t assume they’re attacking you or being mean to you when they might be giving creative criticism. now if they’re being a dick like saying “you should delete your blog” ignore ‘em. if they get really mean with and spam you block ‘em. saying your portrayal is boring is not an attack but creative criticism, maybe a way to tell you to spice up your portrayal. also saying you don’t care is a lie because obviously you do enough to respond.

[orsimcr-blog]

imperialrikke:

“From a military standpoint, those who do not act will be forced to accept whatever may come their way,” Rikke retorts, plate armour shifting as she straightens. “You could let dragons end you all, sure. But don’t ignore what will come of you if the rebellion is successful.” 

“I know what will become of us if the rebellionn succeeds. They’ll leave us alone like they have before. Ulfric’s war isn’t about sending all non-Nords away it’s about fighting for their home. There may be a few radicals but their in the cities and not in their armies and Ulfric is not one of them. Honestly, the only ones that should be worried about discrimination are Imperials.”

[tt-vision]

actually married in game, how could that have ever happened

[hiddenskyrim]

Big foot looks a lot like a troll….

[nuka-rockit]

thoughts on the Elder Scrolls races

NORDS:

 V I K I N G S

probably eat nails for breakfast

without milk

seriously though these guys have some issues with people drinking milk

their fashion sense is basically strapping as many dead animals to themselves as they can

punch each other for funsies

resolve polictical conflict by via shouting contest

ALTMER:

commonly called high elves because they’re so fucking tall

fab

superiority complex

do not engage in magical combat with them because you will lose

will not rest until they have complained about everything

BOSMER:

smol

chillest of the elven races

outdoor enthusiasts

archery skills to rival legolas

won’t eat their vegetables

KHAJIIT:

furry

Khajiit likes to speak about themselves in 3rd person

nomads

it’s not breaking the law if no one sees you doing it

their hands are their weapons. no seriously they got claws

their king is chosen by the moons. I’m serious

IMPERIALS:

like building empires

not very good at running empires

rich bitches

still sad because they lost sir patrick steward and his son sean bean

slapfights with the altmer 24/7

longing for the day when they will get their shit together

DUNMER:

Edgelords™

their eyes are red their skin is blue they’ll probably set fire to you

ghost whisperer(s)

their gods tend to hold grudges

seriously dont piss of their gods they will fuck you over

kind of in a bad place after most of their homeland literally exploded

BRETONS:

politics

will sell you for one cornchip

kind of the elves’ unwanted bastard child

secretly really good at magic

don’t like their rural cousins in the Reach very much

REDGUARDS:

will knock you on your butt

P I R A T E S

What’s that? You wanna invade their homeland? I’m sorry your authority isn’t recognized in Fort Kickass

wanna see a magic trick?

no

no they don’t

ARGONIANS:

lizard

can breathe underwater

history of getting fucked over by the dunmer

tree huggers

i still dont understand why their women got tiddies. but they do

maids: lusty

ORISMER:

mean green killing machines

literally trained from birth to hand your ass to you

isolate themselves a ot

not that they have to try because they get shit from literally everyone

master smiths

their god may be a bit of a dick sometimes but he looks out for his people

resting bitchface

[orsimcr-blog]

imperialrikke:

“Surely you’re aware of the benefit of a joint effort here.  I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t for the good of your people, too, Chieftain.”

Her nostrils flared with irritation. “Don’t you dare say you know what’s good for my people. I see no benefit because this war is pointless with no winners, I might as well throw my people to the dragons.”

[bloodofelves]

[orsimcr-blog]

Drawn by @debbie-sketch

God Ren looks like a Studio Ghibli character I love it!

[ask-meme-addicts]

“Repo! The Genetic Opera” sentence meme

❝ Didn’t I say the world was cruel? ❞

❝ Let your life be a dream. ❞

❝ You can never trust a monster. ❞

❝ Blood is cheap. ❞

❝ In you is a world of promise. ❞

❝ I can’t feel nothing at all. ❞

❝ Tell me, why do you hide your pretty face? ❞ 

❝ All you have to do is pull the trigger. ❞

❝ Pray he never comes knocking at your door. ❞

❝ Why are my genetics such a bitch? ❞

❝ I’m the monster, I’m the villain. ❞

❝ It’s my job to steal and rob. ❞ ❝ Daddy’s girl’s a fucking monster! ❞

❝ You could have died! You… you scared me to death! ❞

❝ It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it. ❞

❝ You break my friggin’ heart. ❞

❝ I am not a murderer. ❞

❝ What is this? You disgust me. ❞

❝ I am only living out a lie! ❞

❝ “Accidents” don’t end in murder. ❞

❝ She needs a little help with the agony. ❞

❝ Would you change who you are, if you could? ❞

❝ Commence your groveling! ❞

❝ I thought I’d seen a ghost. ❞

❝ It’s too painful. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all. ❞

❝ Remember who you are. ❞

❝ How self-absorbed people can be! ❞

❝ No one is around who might rescue you. ❞

❝ You missed your medicine. ❞

❝ I’m the smartest and the toughest. ❞

❝ Sorry to be so theatrical. ❞

❝ I’m infected. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on! ❞

❝ You want the world for nothing. ❞

❝ No one wants a thankless job. ❞

❝ Someone’s gonna hang if i don’t get my coffee! ❞

❝ Your designer heart still beats with common blood. ❞

❝ I guess I’ll take it to my death! ❞

❝ Look what I’ve become. ❞

❝ What’s this? Rat piss? ❞

❝ All these years have come and gone. ❞

❝ You never were a man of many words. ❞

❝ Why relive that moment? ❞

❝ Oh, I have hated and loved you. ❞

❝ I’m afraid… I’m afraid it’s terminal. ❞

❝ You’re not men, you’re creatures. I’m embarrassed by you. ❞

❝ There are things in life that we do best to leave alone. ❞

❝ I’m sweeter than sixteen! ❞

❝ We have both been kept in bondage. ❞

❝ I’ve always longed for true affection, but you compared me to a corpse. ❞

❝ This is your fault! I asked you to help me. ❞

❝ It’s gonna be a bloodbath. ❞

❝ Didn’t you say you were infected? ❞

❝ I don’t think that I can be fixed. ❞

❝ You never should have left me. I would have given you the world. ❞

❝ It’s nice to see young talent blooming. ❞

❝ I will shoot you in the face! ❞

❝ A sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom. ❞

❝ Stay with the dead. I’m joining the living. ❞

❝ You’re gonna be alright now, that’s all that matters. ❞

❝ I can go out with a bang! ❞

❝ How much of it’s genetics? How much of it is fate? ❞

❝ These eyes can do more than see. ❞

❝ I will not be betrayed. ❞

❝ You gonna start applauding? ❞

❝ Happiness is not a warm scalpel. ❞

❝ Now I can drink whatever I want! ❞

❝ It’s all part of the show. ❞

❝ You’re no better than they are! ❞

❝ I’ve made my peace. ❞

❝ You could learn from all my failures. ❞

❝ I’d be lost if I were to lose you, I will stop at nothing to keep you safe. ❞

❝ Didn’t you say that you’d protect me? ❞

❝ I hate you. Go and die. ❞

❝ I look like a crime scene. ❞

❝ Thanks for the disease! ❞

❝ A tale befitting any opera. ❞

❝ Nothing ever lasts in this world. ❞

❝ You’ve got to fight through it. ❞

❝ I will find a hole and fuck it! ❞

❝ I’m not supposed to talk to strangers. ❞

❝ Gold, it makes the world go round. ❞

❝ Let the monster rise! ❞

❝ It’s too late for me. ❞

❝ I’m the cause of all your sickness. ❞

❝ I’m dying, you idiots. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were. ❞

❝ I didn’t know i’d love you so much, but I do. ❞

[orsimcr-blog]

can i please get a princess bride au

[matialonsorphoto]

my moons II

Prints | Instagram

[smalllady]

landscapes of skyrim - part 10

[ammaccount]

[mcmusings]

“Sky High” Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns.

You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad. Wearingtights.

I know every kid thinks his dad is invincible — and I nearly am.

But who knows? Maybe next time I punch a meteor hurtling toward the earth, I’ll be the one that shatters into a million pieces.

I noticed you had some recyclables in the trash. I took the liberty of moving them for you.

You hungry? I’ve got plenty of eggs, bacon…

You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently, they don’t like being eaten.

It seems evil has struck our morning commute…

Now, I know it’s just our first day, but I already can’t wait to graduate and start saving mankind. And womankind. And animalkind.

What is humiliating him in front of the entire class going to prove?

This is so unfair.

Yeah, well, if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.

The kids who get, uh, bitten by radioactive insects or fall into a vat of toxic waste, their powers usually show up the next day. Or… they die.

Oh, come on. When I was his age I could put a truck on my shoulders.

We can’t change who he is. Not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.

Look, whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us.

I say, if you ever cross me again, I’ll roast you alive.

You want me to heat that up for you?

You’re not supposed to use your powers outside of school!

I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.

I’m a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.

Wow. All I can do is… punch stuff.

You know what I think? To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart.

Wow. That is really deep.

Yeah. And your lucky numbers are four, sixteen, five, and forty-nine.

You’re not that boy with the six arms, are you?

What if I told you she’s not just a twin, she’s an evil twin?

Please? I promise I’ll make this as painless as possible.

You’re on! If they beat you in “Save the Citizen”, you lay off the sidekicks for the rest of the year.

Yeah! And if he loses, you can dunk their head in the toilet every day till graduation.

You got yourself a deal.

Guys, are you crazy? No freshman ever won “Save the Citizen”, and those guys are undefeated!

Darn this joystick!

Dude, you’re so stupid. She’s totally into you.

Yeah. You must’ve been a real jerk. ‘Cause no matter what I do, I can’t get them tostop talking to me.

People make mistakes. That’s what high school’s about. Heck, that’s what life’sabout! The key is to learn from them.

I hope my friends see it that way.

If someone is a true friend, you’d be surprised how understanding they can be.

Do you honestly think you can kill me with that toy gun of yours?

Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.

What a waste. I can’t do anything more for you. I’m not Wonder Woman, you know.

So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend.

[pinchitosmcpupas]

commission for @orsimcr/@bloodrinking of her orc chief Renkhaei

thank you for being so patient :)