Bandit Haiku
Sir, you anger me
That's why I killed and stripped you
Take that, nude bandit
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Bandit Haiku
Sir, you anger me
That's why I killed and stripped you
Take that, nude bandit
Honeybrew and Hagravens an Italian Sonnet
And here I come now to tell you a tale
A warning of why you should not drink mead
And head to Witchmist grove upon your stead
A Hagraven you may try to impale
And she will not care about your wassail
Better marry her or she’ll have your head
Surely you prefer to live than be dead
With Hagravens nesting in your entrails
You can try to kill her if you are strong
If not, better run as fast as you can
Hagravens don’t take rejection that well
To think what you did with her all nightlong
Run fast enough and you are a free man
Marriage without a Hagraven is hell.
Mercer Frey Haiku
My dear Mercer Frey, Tried to slit my throat that day, And now he must pay.
Dwemer Haiku
Dwemer contraptions So incredibly useful Until used on you
Falmer, Falmer
Falmer, Falmer What do you see? I see a Nord trying to kill me. Falmer, Falmer What do you smell? I smell a Dwemer trying to deceive me. Falmer, Falmer What do you hear? I hear an adventurer, that sounds mighty tasty.
Mercer Frey has a Death Wish
Mercer Frey, He gets in my way, And blocks my arrows that keep the Draugr at bay.
Draugr Haiku
Draugr try to kill Thanks to a ninety-two sneak They will not find me
The Lusty Argonian Maid as a Shakespearean Sonnet
“Certainly not, kind sir!” She yelled aloud. “I am to clean your chambers not be nailed!” “Is that why you’ve come?” Colto asked quite proud. “I do not know what you imply!” She wailed. “I am but a poor Argonian maid.” “That you are.” He replied with intense lust. “Nice caudal appendage.” He said unswayed. “Mistress will beat me until my head busts!” “I have something for you to clean right here. Please take liberty to polish my spear.”