(NOT) YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE

living in the exoskeleton of the internet (she/they)

[allyourlife]

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[poupon]

He tries his hardest with the crap they mine for him and this is what he gets, centuries of shit talk

[sepulchretide]

Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[glorioustragedykid]

My biggest incentive to be kind is that I like it when people are nice to me. My biggest incentive to be mean is that the flames of hatred burn in my chest.

[therepudiatedimmortals]

Had a dream a dragon mutual sent me a dm like "hey i jusr wanted to let you know you should kill everyone in your situation" followed by a "sorry the dragon rage took over"

[princessdraconic]

well you should

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[wrenhavenriver]

going to the grocery store

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[isabelopaque]

Keep almost quoting this in posts like anyone on earth knows what im talking about

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight