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Top quality advice on how to SS the big scarlet freedom dive

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Because, as we all know, using a pro player's skin instantly makes you a pro.

(From a multi room I was in earlier today)

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http://www.reddit.com/r/osugame/comments/2eb4d2/haxwell_shows_no_mercy/

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Is the best way to get better at this game to not play?

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/236761

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how come in multi when you try to type swag in the title it changes to tent??¿

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/235979

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sounds like your a bit of a penis

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/235028

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Is it true that if you buy a tablet, you will stream 300bpm? I heard it from a friend, i’m currently using my laptop touch pad, and my streaming speed isnt that good.

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/234315

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Peppy receives an email from a banned cheater!

Sidenote: peppy's pretty bad at blurring. Just use black bars dude

(Direct link to puush posted by peppy: http://puu.sh/aNaGO/fee3f16252.png)

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Yeah but looking at plays like this makes me rock hard.

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/181850&start=1425

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(Not my screenshot, credit to Riyeko)

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omfg

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Teaching people new to osu how to play

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a way to get detached is to break both your hands

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/231833

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rhythm games do not require music; they require love and gentle cuddling B-)

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/228881

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I AM SO BAD AT CHATTING PLEASE TELL ME WHY I GOT SILENCED FOR 1 HOUR BUT IT SAYS 5 MINS (my friend got 1 and a half hour) FOR SAYING BOKU NO PICO?

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/227816

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this game would be more fun if you could rank up constantly, i feel that ppv2 is only for pros since u can only get god pp if ur a pro :P

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/181850/start=1335

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Whoever says that flashlight is easy if you know the map should shoot themselves. It's the hardest mod in the game and deserves to be treated as such.

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/181850&start=1350

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Source: https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/228126