Do you like it here?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Whats your favorite cookie/biscuit?

Strangely enough, sugar cookies have become a favorite of mine! Probably because of my beloved, though..

[scp-5094-miss-j]

I like peanut butter cookies!

[billy-and-blossom]

DUMDUM.

[scp-5094-miss-j]

there, there, Fella! you can't talk to your elders like that.

[billy-and-blossom]

Yeah, old awight! Wook at you! Whres ur teeth?

[scp-5094-miss-j]

My teeth? over here! some old people can lose their teeth, but not me! im not that old, Blossom! 😅

[billy-and-blossom]

You're fwity ywars old, that's wy dat human lady doesn't talwk to u anymore!

[scp-5094-miss-j]

fifty? im only 29! 😓

[oswald-goat-001]

Bro's 29..

[ephipanys-death-shield]

I love death, but at least. I am not dead

[tihata-tishina]

This reeks of some sort of... foreshadowing

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

I don't know, I think you're just .. Anxious.

[tihata-tishina]

When did you even get here?

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

You're my friend, Darling! I make sure to visit all my destroyer friends!

[tihata-tishina]

....I never considered you a friend. I've always seen you as just an ally

[loyal-chiffon]

Please.. just go along with it.

[tihata-tishina]

Hmph. Just this once.

[ephipanys-death-shield]

I am. Feeling a sense of great concern here.

[tihata-tishina]

I do not feel comfortable around..her...

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

I think you're just being overdramatic. Wouldn't you agree, Oswald? *She's holding him alongside the bag*

I grant everyone's wishes everyday! How is that not comforting?

[oswald-goat-001]

Baa..

[solfrid-the-sun-goat]

@juni-and-juli hello, my daughter! My. Uhm. What's that green thing..?

[juni-and-juli]

Hi momm!! Uhm..please ignore that... it's a thing juli put on...from that game i play a lot...yeah. -ni

[solfrid-the-sun-goat]

Is it from Roblox? We're playing games inside games? Magnificent!

[juni-and-juli]

It's actually from geometry dash... it's stupid I know. But yeah I can play games from this device i found! Some tall guy with roller skates dropped it and before I could return it, he was gone! -ni

[solfrid-the-sun-goat]

Oh, Oh juni!! I know exactly what it's reminding me of!

You drew this when you were little. You got mad at Mahtab the moon goat, so in your anger you drew these!

They're so wonderful, Juni! I even showed this to all my friends!

A guy in roller skates, though .. where have I heard that before. Sounds very recognizable.

[toughy-goat-853]

*OSWALD LET ME GET CLOSER TO THE SUN I WANNA SEE*

[oswald-goat-001]

*You're stupid. Like huntsman.*

[solfrid-the-sun-goat]

@juni-and-juli hello, my daughter! My. Uhm. What's that green thing..?

[juni-and-juli]

Hi momm!! Uhm..please ignore that... it's a thing juli put on...from that game i play a lot...yeah. -ni

[solfrid-the-sun-goat]

Is it from Roblox? We're playing games inside games? Magnificent!

[toughy-goat-853]

*NO WAY ITS THE SUN ITSELF! .. ow my eyes hurt.*

[oswald-goat-001]

*well toughy, that's what you get for staring at the sun and her daughter.*

[martial-fireball-rothrock]

*driving her stolen tractor around*

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Huh? is that a..

OH FUCK I'M IN THE WAY AAHH SHIT-

[martial-fireball-rothrock]

*runs over 5045-2 accidentally and breaks his legs*

[ask-scp-5045-2]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oswald-goat-001]

😦

[deux-la-deux]

D'eux made Varech cry and gets mad *tear her courthouse and scream monster in the courthouse*

[synni-you-can-dance]

Stop drinking eating chicken waste! It's bad, and not good for you.

[deux-la-deux]

I am going dragon mode

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

WHAT IS?? DRAGON MODE??

Deux, no more smelling chicken.

[toughy-goat-853]

(im going to get my ass whipped right now oh my god)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*picks up toughy and flies away to God knows where*

[trixigonnatrix]

I smell chicken

[loyal-chiffon]

Chicken... Ough, I'm so hungry .. cashmere has been starving me. Please, just a scrap of chicken...

[trixigonnatrix]

Day is never finished. Cashmere got you working

[loyal-chiffon]

Someday cashmere set me free......

I was working all night! So boring!

[trixigonnatrix]

But tonight I'm gonna go out cause it's... Friday night!

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

It is Saturday..

[trixigonnatrix]

Can i have FUN for once

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Uhhh..

*gets mad* I HAD A FUN LIFE BEFORE FARMER CAME! I WANNA SAVE MY MICE EVEN IF I HAVE NO POWERS BY MY DEVICE GONE! EVEN IF I GET HURT I’LL NEVER GIVE UP!! EVER!

[varech-le-vent]

Wow. I'm gonna quit being a hero for this!

[deux-la-deux]

Who thinks we should throw her out the window

[mermay-and-the-fishies]

🤨

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

Shine bright like a Celine diamond.. shine bright like a celine diamond..

[oswald-goat-001]

(this post reeks)

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

hello! I'm Vinnyl! And what you've been seeing is a fictionalized account intended to inspire humor. Eating atomic chicken will not give you superheat laser vision. Watch as I dispel this common myth!

[dahliademidee]

This post is ravioli approved

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

That is trUUUERGHHHHHHH! *His eyes go green power mode*

*HULK VINNYL POWER!*

*Hulk Monster Vinnyl smash the building Fantastic Four*

Huntsman made Symphonia cry and gets mad *tear his house and scream hulk monster in the house*

[dahliademidee]

I am going to try and kill you 6 times.

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

DEMI... VINNYL HULK SMELL CHICKEN...

[ask-scp-5045-2]

YOU'RE INSANE

[toughy-goat-853]

(I DON'T WANNA DIE)

[oswald-goat-001]

(HEELLLPPP)

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

*relaxing on top of a throne*

[oswald-goat-001]

*also working in the coal mines*

Day is never finished, Cashmere got me working. Someday Cashmere set me free...

[trixigonnatrix]

Beds r lowkey slept on like if you agree

[la-voix-klavish]

How do i like?

[trixigonnatrix]

dear god not only is it ANNOYING but it's also STUPID.

[la-voix-klavish]

I'm not stupid....just un informed!

[trixigonnatrix]

nananana booboo

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

You were working all night.. so boring.

[trixigonnatrix]

YOU WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT CASHMERE.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

I know you luv me.. because i am a bad boy?

[la-voix-klavish]

What a nice song! This is Martin Beck, yes?

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

WHY DO YOU KNOW HIM, DEAR..?

[la-voix-klavish]

I mean, I know every song and every music artist ever. Haha...hah.

[cashmere-the-butterfly-of-joy]

So I take it that that's your blessing?

[la-voix-klavish]

Yeah. A blessing.

[loyal-chiffon]

Do you like the song Me and Crêpe came up with?

"Day is never finished, master got Me working, someday master set me free!"

[ask-scp-5045-2]

I've got to start using that one, since farmer treats me like a slave.

[dahliademidee]

Hold up! His writing is THIS fire?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Day is never finished, farmer got me working, someday farmer set me free...

[oswald-goat-001]

Day is never finished, farmer got me working, someday farmer set me free...

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

My laptop get hack by @ask-scp-5045-2 !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(get hacked by him? But how?)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I Watching YouTube video and What happened my laptop with I walk get my see miss laptop I saw this my laptop get hack by Hack mouse !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(B- but that's impossible! Who's hack mouse?)

[ask-scp-5045-2]

ME!

*He pops out and climbs from the computer screen*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

THAT'S HIM!?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

SURE IS!

I'm feeling stronger and better than ever, don't you know how nice it feels to be above those who bullied you?!

Say, larry... You look a little overheated..

maybe YOU JUST NEED A QUICK FREEZE?!

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I need cheese 🧀 @oswald-goat-001 HELP ME

[oswald-goat-001]

(BAD NEWS. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHEESE ON ME!)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

DAMNIT

[ask-scp-5045-2]

*he picks up Larry by the scruff of his neck*

You know ... You love food so much, you should turn into one!

How's about me turning your appearance into... Hmm. Let me think.

A NICE SLIMY WORM FOR THE BIRDS TO EAT?!

*He transforms Larry into the form of a Worm*

[oswald-goat-001]

*GASP!*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

Help me

[oswald-goat-001]

(I'M GONNA GET YOU HELP! I PROMISE! Oh, Larry! I just need to get to the door then I'll be able to find some help-)

[ask-scp-5045-2]

NO YOU DON'T!

*First, he freezes Oswald into a block of ice*

Hm.. since nobody ever even notices you due to your plain-ness..

[oswald-goat-001]

!!!!!!

[ask-scp-5045-2]

How about THIS!

*He makes Oswald invisible*

There we go! You know .. this is really fun. I think I like the new me!

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I can't see you

[oswald-goat-001]

!!!!! (YOU'RE KIDDING ME?! oh no!)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

My laptop get hack by @ask-scp-5045-2 !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(get hacked by him? But how?)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I Watching YouTube video and What happened my laptop with I walk get my see miss laptop I saw this my laptop get hack by Hack mouse !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(B- but that's impossible! Who's hack mouse?)

[ask-scp-5045-2]

ME!

*He pops out and climbs from the computer screen*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

THAT'S HIM!?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

SURE IS!

I'm feeling stronger and better than ever, don't you know how nice it feels to be above those who bullied you?!

Say, larry... You look a little overheated..

maybe YOU JUST NEED A QUICK FREEZE?!

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I need cheese 🧀 @oswald-goat-001 HELP ME

[oswald-goat-001]

(BAD NEWS. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHEESE ON ME!)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

DAMNIT

[ask-scp-5045-2]

*he picks up Larry by the scruff of his neck*

You know ... You love food so much, you should turn into one!

How's about me turning your appearance into... Hmm. Let me think.

A NICE SLIMY WORM FOR THE BIRDS TO EAT?!

*He transforms Larry into the form of a Worm*

[oswald-goat-001]

*GASP!*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

Help me

[oswald-goat-001]

(I'M GONNA GET YOU HELP! I PROMISE! Oh, Larry! I just need to get to the door then I'll be able to find some help-)

[ask-scp-5045-2]

NO YOU DON'T!

*First, he freezes Oswald into a block of ice*

Hm.. since nobody ever even notices you due to your plain-ness..

[oswald-goat-001]

!!!!!!

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

My laptop get hack by @ask-scp-5045-2 !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(get hacked by him? But how?)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I Watching YouTube video and What happened my laptop with I walk get my see miss laptop I saw this my laptop get hack by Hack mouse !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(B- but that's impossible! Who's hack mouse?)

[ask-scp-5045-2]

ME!

*He pops out and climbs from the computer screen*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

THAT'S HIM!?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

SURE IS!

I'm feeling stronger and better than ever, don't you know how nice it feels to be above those who bullied you?!

Say, larry... You look a little overheated..

maybe YOU JUST NEED A QUICK FREEZE?!

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I need cheese 🧀 @oswald-goat-001 HELP ME

[oswald-goat-001]

(BAD NEWS. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHEESE ON ME!)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

DAMNIT

[ask-scp-5045-2]

*he picks up Larry by the scruff of his neck*

You know ... You love food so much, you should turn into one!

How's about me turning your appearance into... Hmm. Let me think.

A NICE SLIMY WORM FOR THE BIRDS TO EAT?!

*He transforms Larry into the form of a Worm*

[oswald-goat-001]

*GASP!*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

Help me

[oswald-goat-001]

(I'M GONNA GET YOU HELP! I PROMISE! Oh, Larry! I just need to get to the door then I'll be able to find some help-)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

My laptop get hack by @ask-scp-5045-2 !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(get hacked by him? But how?)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I Watching YouTube video and What happened my laptop with I walk get my see miss laptop I saw this my laptop get hack by Hack mouse !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(B- but that's impossible! Who's hack mouse?)

[ask-scp-5045-2]

ME!

*He pops out and climbs from the computer screen*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

THAT'S HIM!?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

SURE IS!

I'm feeling stronger and better than ever, don't you know how nice it feels to be above those who bullied you?!

Say, larry... You look a little overheated..

maybe YOU JUST NEED A QUICK FREEZE?!

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I need cheese 🧀 @oswald-goat-001 HELP ME

[oswald-goat-001]

(BAD NEWS. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHEESE ON ME!)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

DAMNIT

[ask-scp-5045-2]

*he picks up Larry by the scruff of his neck*

You know ... You love food so much, you should turn into one!

How's about me turning your appearance into... Hmm. Let me think.

A NICE SLIMY WORM FOR THE BIRDS TO EAT?!

*He transforms Larry into the form of a Worm*

[oswald-goat-001]

*GASP!*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

My laptop get hack by @ask-scp-5045-2 !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(get hacked by him? But how?)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I Watching YouTube video and What happened my laptop with I walk get my see miss laptop I saw this my laptop get hack by Hack mouse !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(B- but that's impossible! Who's hack mouse?)

[ask-scp-5045-2]

ME!

*He pops out and climbs from the computer screen*

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

THAT'S HIM!?

[ask-scp-5045-2]

SURE IS!

I'm feeling stronger and better than ever, don't you know how nice it feels to be above those who bullied you?!

Say, larry... You look a little overheated..

maybe YOU JUST NEED A QUICK FREEZE?!

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I need cheese 🧀 @oswald-goat-001 HELP ME

[oswald-goat-001]

(BAD NEWS. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHEESE ON ME!)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

My laptop get hack by @ask-scp-5045-2 !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(get hacked by him? But how?)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

I Watching YouTube video and What happened my laptop with I walk get my see miss laptop I saw this my laptop get hack by Hack mouse !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(B- but that's impossible! Who's hack mouse?)

[larry-goat-ilovesnacks]

My laptop get hack by @ask-scp-5045-2 !?😭

[oswald-goat-001]

(get hacked by him? But how?)

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Hey. Ahhh.. @shepherdess-3-flowers. I've got, uhm.. somethin' to ask ya'.

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

Hm?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Well..

*he goes onto one knee*

We've known for each other for so long that it feels right to do this now.

Shepherdess, you've made me happy like nothing else could! You're the sunshine to my life, sheppy. And I'm more than grateful to have met ya. It's truly such an honour that I've got to be with someone as special as ya.. you're the glimmer to my gleam, the flower to my buzz.. which is why I ask ya right here, sheps.

Will ya' marry me?

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

*gasp*

OH, FARMIE! YES! YES! YEYSYSYSYSYYEYEYSESSSS A MILLION TIMES YES!!! YEEYSSHHSYSYSYEHSYEHSYYSYE!!!!! YES, YES, YES YES YES!!!!!!!!

*She immediately hugs farmer*

oH YES!!!!! WE'LL INVITE MISS CUPID AN' HUNTRESS A..AND ALL OF EM'!!!! *She's crying tears of joy*

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AWWW, CMERE YOU!!! *he picks up Shepherdess and spins her around while hugging her*

[ask-scp-5045-2]

*he's watching the commotion from the window of his red silo tower*

:O

[oswald-goat-001]

O_O (I can't believe it.)