otter4dumplings

inst | me

[otter4dumplings]

check in here occasionally but FYI i’m pretty much just on twitter these days if you want to follow there (@sweatypraxis)

[mapsontheweb]

Percentage of people in the US that sleep less than the recommend 7 hours of sleep.

by landgeist

[mapsontheweb]

Ratio of Bigfoot Sightings Throughout History to USPS Collection Boxes Currently in a State Resized by the Total Number of Girls Given the 25th Most Popular Girls Name in That State in 1969.

by @calahan_riley

[paleemotionalshawty]

[punkbread]

just had a flashback to me in 3rd grade absolutely blissed out just staring at this pic

[dionysvs-deactivated20240908]

I need to get something off my chest organized by Nelson DeLucca

Hi! My name is Andrew. I'm 24 years old and this is my story. If you're here readi… Nelson DeLucca needs your support for I need to get something off my chest

please help my friend if you can!

[otter4dumplings]

Him: Yeah? You want this heavy, 5-day load from my balls?

Me: Actually, only about 2-5% of total semen volume comes from the testes, most of the seminal plasma is produced in the seminal vesicles and prostate

[smbc-comics]

[disasterenergy]

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

[otter4dumplings]

[polkadotmotmot]

Emily Robison - Returned from the Sea, 2019

[otter4dumplings]

tfw they say “I miss you” while sexting

[anxietyproblem]

[amongotherchoices]

Omg this hits too deep rn

[otter4dumplings]

just correctly identified someone using only their butt. is this what it’s like to be a top?

[feastuponthis]

[kontextmaschine]

because of you people I understand every word in this

[smbc-comics]

[otter4dumplings]

It’s me, I’m Dave