Sarcasm is Still My Only Defense

Stiles Stilinski || 20 || Human

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“I don’t know if I’m more freaked out now that I can leave this town or if I was more upset being trapped.”

@pctentiis, @rcsplendere, @mcgnata, @scliivagcnt, @lvmcn (any)

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warofheartmuses‌:

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“I had a lot of fun with you at the little celebration thing. I was even shocked, considering it was a town event and I usually hate people.”

“Yeah, you hate people but you should know I’d not make you have a garbage day on purpose.  That’s usually just only because something’s attacked us.  But I’m glad you enjoyed yourself.”

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warofheartmuses‌:

He couldn’t help but smile at him before having to think about the question. “The first one. What kind of brown cookie are you talking about? I like the extra chocolate chip cookies. Where they are just melting and delicious. I could eat a whole tin of them”

“It’s like, a dark brown and it’ a chocolate cookie with chocolate chips inside.  I’ll make some for you or buy some...we’ll see how bad I am at the first.”  He smiled softly at the other, now determined to make him cookies at some point soon before they were then at the funnel cake.  Stiles swiftly bought them each one, offering Derek’s to him.  “Bam.  And what else should we need?”

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warofheartmuses‌:

“I think the game would be better for you. Come on, I’ll find you some balloons you can pop with darts.”

Stiles sighed and nudged Scott.  “Don’t look at me like that, I’ll be fine.”  He gave the other a smirk before looking ahead.  “So darts huh?  Sounds fun. You can see how my aim has improved.”

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mcgnata‌:

“i still can’t believe it. that some many people from the stories i grew up loving are here and real. it is just so unbelievable.” the blonde said.

@nicodi-angelo (or any character)

“...yup, that’s kinda the freaky part of this whole town..that odd question of whether or not we actually exist or if we are just magically animated fictional characters.  It’s quite the existential crisis.”

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warofheartmuses‌:

Scott gave his best friend a soft smile. “Hey, man. Be careful with that, okay? You know booze can get dangerous.”

“That I do.  But it’s the coping mechanism that makes me feel closest to my dad.  Which is, well, just not helping this spiral into misery.  Shit.  Maybe we should just go fight someone.  Or play some stupid festival game or something.”

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warofheartmuses‌:

Derek laughed at him. “Looks like that is something we have in common, actually.” He told him, winking playfully at his boyfriend. “Eh, I’ve found you cute way before then, so don’t worry.“ He had to think about that one before shaking his head. “I can’t say that. I don’t think anything will ever beat chocolate cookies.”

Stiles laughed at the wink and shrugged.  “True.”  He smiled back before blushing and rubbing the back of his neck. “Thanks.”  He would likely still fret about being a weirdo, but he was trying not to let it bother him.  Just letting himself enjoy the simple fact that Derek Hale was actually dating him.  “Chocolate cookies huh?  Now, like, chocolate chip cookies?  Or those brown ones that are chocolate with chocolate chips?”

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impcviidus‌:

“really?” zoe was wondering if this was some sort of test or something since most people didn’t see anyone with the force as something cool. “you are jealous, why? being a jedi has led to the deaths of hundreds of people just because of what we are born with.”

“Yeah!  Well, not about the death part, that’s not great.  But the Force and laser swords was cool.  Sorry, in my world you guys are books and movies and just, awesome stories. I’ve always loved it.  Sorry to be weird.”

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warofheartmuses‌:

“You have a good point there, honestly.” Scott had to agree with Stiles. Thinking about Allison was starting to create an issue for him, even Kira and the others. He missed both of them, and he just wished he could find them. “I am sure they have both, honestly. Let’s go find it.”

“Yup.  Panic attacks are for when you’re alone, looking into the hopeless void they just gifted us.”  Stiles nodded solemnly before glancing at the party.  “Or maybe I just go straight for booze. Probably not the wisest choice....but...eh.”

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warofheartmuses‌:

“Oh, trust me. You can’t be worst than the last one I had. He was an annoying little man.” She admitted, thinking back at Crowley. “You don’t give yourself much credit, do you?”

“Alright, I’ll take that.”  Stiles smiled a bit before rubbing the back of his neck.  “Just being honest.”

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warofheartmuses‌:

“Oh, god no. I tried to stay under the radar but my temper did get me in a lot of trouble. So, where I wasn’t a jock, I was a smart ass and a trouble maker.” Derek chuckled, giving him a smile. “You are adorable, Stiles.Have you now? I don’t find it creepy, I find it endearing.” He admitted before following him. “Yes! I could eat this every, single day.”

Stiles smiled softly, liking to hear about Derek when he was younger from Derek.  He’d heard about him from Peter, but that was definitely the least reliable source of all time.   “Whaat, never.  you?  Smart ass?”  He laughed a bit before blushing. “Only to you.  Oooh, dude.  It was weird.  But it’s just cute now cause we’re dating.”  He added funnel cake to the mental list of things Derek liked.  “Now, is that your favorite treat of all time?  That is the question?”

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warofheartmuses‌:

Derek shook his head. “Never.” He admitted. Honestly, Derek wasn’t much of a partier and despite his appearance, he tried to keep up as an adult, his high school life was nowhere near as glamours. “You know me so well.” He teased him before following Stiles farther down the street. “I do know they have funnel cake and I know I want that.”

“That is shocking to me.  Now, admittedly the high school you I picture in my head is some ultra popular jock who was drowning in ladies, but I’ve a feeling that’s highly skewed and just my own insecurity talking. “  Stiles smiled at him brightly before nodding. “As I’ve said, I’ve been taking creepy crush notes on you for years now.”  He laughed softly before shifting directions. “Bam, funnel cake it is!:

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warofheartmuses‌:

Meg couldn’t help but smile at Stiles. “You are just too adorable. I want you to be my new best friend in this screwed up little town.”

Stiles cocked his head curiously. “You what?  Nah, you could definitely do better.  My own best friend could do better but he’s trapped with me now.”

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warofheartmuses‌:

“Yeah, I’m kind of torn about this whole celebration. I’m happy about it, but not all of our friends are here, you know.”

“Oh, I’m not thinking about it.  If I dwell on it I’m gonna freak out, and I’m gonna save that for later.  Think they have ice cream or something around I can drown my feelings in?  Or an oddly reckless activity I can do?”

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warofheartmuses‌:

Normally Derek wouldn’t really be the type to go to a celebration, a party or anything like that, especially with someone he was with. However, Stiles was different and it was really hard for him to say no to that man. So, when Stiles asked him to go out and join in on the celebration, all he could do was say yes. “I honestly have no clue what is going on out here. I’ve never really been to a town celebration before, we were banned from the last one.” He chuckled softly at that. 

“Never, ever?  Not even when you were young?  Dude!’  Stiles looked up at him with surprise before moving forward, leading him deeper in.  “Come on.  I’ll provide you a few overly-fried foods and then find a quiet spot.  I won’t make you suffer this many people for long I promise.”  

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warofheartmuses‌:

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“Did you come here with your boyfriend? I don’t see any leashes so I wasn’t sure.” She teased.

Stiles blushed darkly.  “What?!  No, no!  Of course I don’t have a leash.  But yeah. He’s here.”

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warofheartmuses‌:

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“Hey, man. Enjoying the party?”

“What?  Oh, yeah, yeah.  It’s a great party.”