Nipple Confidence

The Misadventures of a Fighter Pilot and Her Rocket Scientist

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"You are an asshole, and I'm going to keep hitting you in the face with The Squeek until you calm down."

- My wife, an academic, the The Demon Puppy, Blake

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“Llama Wife, will you stop hiding behind the coffee cup if I stop complimenting you?”

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Unsurprisingly, Fuzzy's Tacos has delicious fish tacos

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How would that geometry even work?

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It's her new bed

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Her IP's call sign is Gnome...

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I asked her to label the pie crusts…

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"More juice than ever" ... That's what she said?

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I'm just as bad as the mystical chicken!

The Rocket Scientist

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"So when they got married, he gave her the D?" - The Fighter Pilot

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The problem with making coffee in the morning is that you haven’t had your coffee yet…

The Fighter Pilot

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I’m glad we have a dinosaur living in our backyard.

The Fighter Pilot

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