I wasn't expecting THAT much aloe vera

just a group of college kids who say stupid shit // we take submissions!

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

“I’ve always wanted John Cena’s Fursona as a friend”

-middle earth

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

If I’m not white people sweating, I didn’t make it right

-Snapchat

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

“I don’t wanna think about Pokémon in my ass”

- thanksgiving break

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

“What do you mean men’s flannels aren’t made for women?”

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

Bold words coming from someone who is into vore

-hyrule

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

Sex with clothes on mackin

Fall camp

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

“I put your dinosaur in my mouth. That was a mistake”

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

“That’s very phallic but okay”

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

“Maybe you’re just so gay you can’t scroll down far enough to see her luscious ankles”

-Treehouse

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

“Why would you buy weed THE DAY BEFORE 4/20?!”

-overheard

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

I’m not putting mozzarella on a pie Jacob!

-the Burrow

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

I’ve eaten like 40 Reese’s peanut butter cups in the past like ten days.

-overheard

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

That dick is almost as big as my depression

Hillside

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

BUT WE ALWAYS VAPE ON TUESDAYS

Overheard

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

I said CORN STARCH!

-overheard

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

“I need to stab myself” “Oh right it’s Tuesday”

-treehouse

[outofcontextcollegequotes]

Why are your feet on the wrong feet?

-Treehouse