Real things I've heard in school

out of context quotes from various classmates

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This isn't about school but i'm so confused i have to tell someone

I bought this cactus in Lowe's cause i liked the flower and then when i got in my car I noticed that the flower is deadass just some yellow plastic they hot glued to the top of this cactus

They're advertising it as real too so like ?????? Did they think i wouldnt notice this is so funny

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So im sitting in english class and the dude next to me pulls a huge ceremic duck out of his bckpack and puts it on his desk

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Yesterday in science a girl asked if the earth ever spins upsidown and if we would fall off it it did. Note that im in the honors class.

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There's more Spanish class drama

My Spanish teacher has made alliances with her favorite students and pitted them against the kids who aren't doing well. It's really weird and me and my friends are just watching this go down like wtf

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My science teacher wore rollerskates today

He didnt even mention them, anytime someone asked about he'd just zoom away from them

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My science teacher is very stressed

Teacher: can you tell me what ocean this is

Kid:*very sassy* uhhh an, ocean

Teacher: it says it on the map

Kid: uhhh

Teacher: *almost in tears* I guess we're a little behind

[pasdecoeur]

i’ll be honest, little cowboy and little roman general from night at the museum were my first proper ship.

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THEIR NAMES ARE JEDIDAH AND OCTAVIOUS HAVE SOME RESPECT

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So if you've been around for awhille, you know that the Spanish teacher I had last year was very strange, well there were some stories from him I haven't told yet.

One time a kid who doesn't show up much walks in and by the way this teacher had the heaviest Venezuelan accent so imagine that

Spanish teacher: WHAT IF YOU TREATED YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE YOU TREAT YOUR GRADES

the whole class: that's a pretty weird thing to say

Teacher: IT'S TRUE HE WILL BE A TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND

Class:????

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In Spanish class

Girls in the back: *talking*

Guy in the front: psh woman am I right

Our new Spanish teacher (who gets confused sometimes): THIS IS NOT WHY I AM NOT A WOMAN

Rest of the class: w h a t

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In social class, a girl raises her hand

Girl: so if Jewish people are jewish, then what religion are white people?

Entire class: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

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Some kid downloaded a "ghost radar"

So now he's running around the classroom yelling "WHERE ARE YOU"

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We're in chorus, learning a song that appears to be in Hebrew

Person: What language is this?

Person 2: well it says Massachusetts in the front cover

Person: oh okay

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There's a kid who's been doing card tricks in study hall for weeks now

They're pretty good ones too

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Good news!

Summer vacation is almost over so that means new posts in 5 days!!

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Woah dudes

450 followers! That's crazy, thank you all for sticking with me through this. I'll be back with funny stuff as soon as school starts back up. Have a nice day!

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A question on my social final was

What was a major factor of the downfall of Native Americans?

And the choices were

A. European disease

B. Acid reflux disease

C. A potato

D. Weather

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We are approaching the end of the school year, so very soon I'm going to run out of material to tell you guys about. If anything hilarious happens over vacation, you'll be hearing about it. But I wanna say I really appreciate all the support that people have given this blog. I'm glad people like hearing about my dysfunctional school as much as I like being in it.

Have a lovely summer