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jesus christ. oh lord god have mercy. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.

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danny ryder. (or) ﹒.﹒outself﹒⺌﹒ an original character written by ciara. DANNY RYDER is a dull-witted slacker but despite his various faults, he is ultimately a good person. most other characters will either tolerate him as a person or will actively try to kill him. PINTEREST + 1. INFO. (27 / uk / character established feb 2014 on about a billion different blogs) sublime (if the link's being weird - here!). also at @redheid , @kasprzaks , @wormindex

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Mile End Kicks (2025) 🍈dir. Chandler Levack

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recastin.tumblr.com. ⋆˚꩜ 𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ . . . Self-Surveillance meet 🅸d𝑒𝓃titⓨ cris𝒾𝓈. GABE WALLOWS is an original character by ciara hoping her most never EVER to be recast.

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wiki test.

tagged by : @againstsquares tagging : all of my best friends meaning everyone who sees this

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danny ryder. (or) ﹒.﹒outself﹒⺌﹒ an original character written by ciara . . . established 2014, baby!

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look, if you’re about to propose a threesome, i’m tired and i haven’t shaved my legs.

danny goes very very still for a second like his brain’s buffering at dial up speed - then he blinks once, twice, and lets out a short, disbelieving half laugh half snort hybrid. ' wow. okay. bold of you to assume i had a plan that organised. i was thinkin sharin food. maybe a drink. something deeply unsexy. something that doesn't require scheduling. or leg maintenance. ' he stares at him like maybe the sentence will rearrange itself into something safer if he gives it a second. ' who's the third in this situation? '

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danny song

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rue had me crying last night i miss that girl so bad

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guys do you like me? do you like me and see me? can you hear me and also like me?

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we get there when we get there!

guess who saved up for the partly subsidised school residential? danny, carrie and ben, that's who! ' oh my god, can you stop shouting at me!? ' carrie's somewhere way back on the bus with her friends while danny and ben are somewhere up near the front because since the age of five, danny ryder has not been allowed to be too far away from any one teacher at any time during school hours (and presumably while on a three day residential, not allowed to be too far from staff eyesight for the three full twenty-four hour days). danny's taken on this new moping persona because he's been asking ben the are we there yet are we there yet are we- on and off for an hour now and it's actually starting to be not okay. ' i was excited for this and now i'm literally not excited and it's your fuckin fault for fuckin shoutin at me. '

his head briefly pokes up in meerkat fashion to check that the teachers are still talking amongst themselves, wishing they were literally anywhere else. they are, so he scowls at ben then leans his head against the shaking window with the same threat of it being a gun to the head. ' i'm gonna keep my head right here n hope we go over loads of speed bumps and that the shaking gives me brain damage and my mum'll get pissed off at you because it's your fuckin fault that her son has brain damage. '

his head stays there for a maximum of five seconds before his neck SNAPS and i mean snaps over to ben. ' you're really pissing me off. '

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when i die my sister gets to write danny btw

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❛ hush . raise a finger in a gesture to silence my muse . from sam because of course

sam stops him in his tracks okay. it's only another second and danny's mouth rounds into an big old o shape, he's hovering like gravity doesn't have the balls to help him. eyes become all narrowed and curious, eyeing up the finger, then sam, then all around the two of em. he processes through a few letters of the alphabet with his tongue-in-mouth position, then, like he's agreeing to terms he hasn't heard yet, ' right. ' he leans in a fraction. ' this a shut up for a second or a shut up indefinitely? because i can do both. if it's indefinite, though, i feel like i should’ve been asked first because it's a big change. in lifestyle and stuff. '

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wait cleaning up this blog, making some icons rq and writing

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meow meow meow meow meoooow

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wait cleaning up this blog, making some icons rq and writing

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‘  i  have  a  key  to  your  heart .  that’s  all  that  matters .  ’

‘ careful. figured out how to change the locks. only costs ten bucks t’ get a key cut. ’ danny’s well proud of himself for that one. and that’s a fact checked ten buck spend too. sort of. he’s come to meet ben by way of a locksmith, because how can anyone be expected to notice a hole in a pocket when all you can feel through them is your boxers anyhow. back to the sort of: it’s actually more like 237 bucks to get the locks changed (weekend rates), the ten danny’s claiming is just if he wanted further spare keys. ‘ anyway i can’t get back into my flat for a few days because of - just for some reason. you got a spare toothbrush, haven’t ya? ’

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that’s him!!!!! that’s him like CRAZY!!!!

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all love no hate but i think im ready to bring back danny icons