Slaying Ovals Since 1998

24, She/They, Occasional Art Attempter Who Likes Critical Role, Video Games & Anything Remotely Gay

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dinogaby]

I have reblogged this before but it’s just too cool to let it pass

[saltysapphics]

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

[fashion-runways]

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[aniseandspearmint]

@sparklecryptid figured this stuff is right up Ace’s alley?

[heleus-deactivated20210102]

why is literally every revenants kill quip “are your friends nearby” like. literally have some originality you metallic ass bitch

[ovalslayer]

Loba wrote this

[beautifulandscary]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

[telvi1]

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[glicoloidpocky]

// im gonna draw some of these later

[lubricates]

this post is powerful

[screwyouandrew]

VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Based on your tags, your d&d race is Tiefling and based on everything else I’ve seen, your class is Warlock and you saw the pretty patron lady and didn’t hesitate to agree to give up your soul to her

well this is a callout if i’ve ever seen one….. but accurate tho

yeah my patron would be Brie Larson, because of course

(what D&D race and class would i be)

[sandersstudies]

It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

[sandersstudies]

Even better than its negative counterpart, “it’s raining, this is homophobic,” or “real transphobia is that I can’t get past this level.”

[queenpotatothegreat]

straight people HATE when we do this. they don’t understand it at all which makes it even better

[romelzacarnes]

[doubleca5t]

What your favorite Overwatch ship says about you.

[catchymemes]

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[luxarcher]

Have some WLWs (WooLooWoos) for Pride Month!!

[gigglygamer]

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

[ovalslayer]

I feel Marisha’s level of stress and shirt all at once

[i124you]