Type of business: Cleaning service (officially), Private Investigations (semi-officially), 24/7 Evidence Removal (for underworld clients)
No. of employees: 2
"I reserve the right to reject jobs without needing to disclose my reasons. If your mess involves large amounts of biological matter, hire someone else or better yet: Clean up after yourself. I offer forensic accuracy, not garbage removal."
Assistant - Kaina Tsutsumi (@not-lady-nagant)
Employees - Shin Nemoto (@a-bard-and-its-troupe)
Interns - Raito Sanda (@ua-storm-duo), Himiko Toga (@himikoslov)
Subcontractors - Gentle Criminal & La Brava (@hearts-and-thievery)
// 🧽 OOC
This RP blog uses Kai Chisaki (Overhaul) from the Cleaning Company Overhaul AU. Key differences to his canon counterpart are:
wears a simple mask & white jacket
5 years younger (he's 23; pre-canon)
Far more humble
Has spent time in juvie
Cannot delegate to subordinates (except those mentioned)
Has declared war on the MLA
Was never part of the Shie Hassaikai but revers "Pops" because the Hassaikai boss funded his company through an anonymous contact. Kai learned about his identity much later, when Pops was murdered in the AU. He has been trying to protect his legacy (incl. Eri!) since.
Please note that this Kai's personality is mostly identical to that of canon Overhaul, which means the answers you are getting from him can range somewhere between cynical, sarcastic, abrasive, terse or callous!
You are welcome to insult him. He can (usually) take it.
As far as shipping goes, this Kai is a deeply repulsed aroace. You can watch him squirm and get upset by talking to him about ships that involve him (or a version of him), and you can attempt to flirt with him, but don't expect him to flirt back.
Blog navigation:
# in with the league - LoV interactions
# the other overhaul - interactions with canon Overhaul
# internal interactions / overhaul cleaning internal - interactions within the company
# hero syndrome on display - interactions with pro hereos
# infected youths - interactions with UA students
# it's an oc world - interactions with MHA OCs.
# pops legacy - interactions with the Shie Hassaikai
# narrative piece - one shots and the like
# anon ask & #ask
hi chisaki. i work at a daycare. today has been intense so i want to drag you down with me. heres everything ive experienced today in the first four hours of my shift.
one child covered his entire face and both his hands in applesauce and then threw it everywhere including all over his own clothes
one child had FOUR BATHROOM ACCIDENTS before lunch. one of them ended up on the carpet and another kid tracked it all over the class on his shoes.
one child took off his shoe to suck on it.
i was carrying a child who proceeded to get drool and snot all down my shoulder and back.
a child walked up to be and coughed in my face.
a child walked up to me and sneezed in my face.
a child caked his entire body head-to-toe in half-chewed noodles
a child kept taking sips from his water bottle and spitting them all down the front of his shirt
four hours left. thanks
Chisaki didn't even make it to the halfway point of the message before he felt queasy and his skin was crawling with disgust just due to the descriptions of the sheer filthiness of small children.
It took him a moment to regain his composure.
That. That's every reason why I would never go near such a place.
Children are disgusting! Completely incapable of controlling the most basic bodily functions or respecting personal space!
I don't know what point you wanted to make by sending me this, but keep your suffering to yourself.
oh yeah, mikes one of the triplets that actually gives a fuck about other people’s time,
his dads like, super concerned about his wellbeing and all that, constantly worrying. so mike wants to take some stuff off his plate by getting himself rider
In the world of business, it's considered "bad HR management". One employee's actions fall back on the entire company, and the representative of this company am I in this case.
He let out a small sigh.
... But I guess I just got lucky Overhaul is more concerned that my assistant might've gone rogue and could be out there to kill him.
A response. So Rappa was still alive, and Overhaul was a massive hypocrite.
Good to hear. There've been more fakes on the black market recently.
Chisaki paused, trying to figure out what to write next. Rappa had a lot of good qualities he'd hate to see wasted, but even though Chisaki was missing personnel, he couldn't hire Rappa for cleaning. That was bound to end in disaster.
Word on the street has it that you've left the Hassaikai. I assume Overhaul unbound you from your oath?
If Rappa is alive, isn’t hypocritical of Overhaul of punishing you for firing your workers when he did the same?
Very.
I know I made a mistake. Which was to not have foreseen Tsutsumi's actions, by the way, not that I didn't kill her.
But I am starting to lose my patience around Overhaul. Either he's provoking me on purpose or he's really that hypocritical.
Me, bringing shame to his name?
I'm strictly using my given name, and still I had to defend myself because his face is known as that of a murderer.
Me, not cleaning up after myself?
If he would've ever dealt with the aftermath of a murder, he'd know how incredibly messy it is and that the legal consequences are near impossible to dodge.
The goals of the Hassaikai?
The cure is his goal, and mine. Not Pops's. Not the clan's.
And if he would've taken the time to get to know Tsutsumi, he would know what she's really doing out there. But he doesn't.
Upon hearing a knock on his door, Overhaul was half tempted to just dismiss whoever it was. Sadly, though, this is a part of his job, and Pops is still in a coma.
Chisaki was refusing to meet his gaze, and immediately Overhaul had suspicions as to what might have happened.
You–?
An incredulous laugh escapes him despite himself.
You're telling me you lost such a lucrative deal, for the pure reason that you can't keep your men in line?! Are you kidding me?
For all Overhaul usually had control over his expression, he instead looked clearly baffled. And livid.
No way. There is absolutely no way.
You keep proving to me, time and time again, that you are an inferior version of me. To a disgusting degree.
He sneers.
You make my name look bad. That is understood to you, no? Maybe I overestimate your capability to even comprehend that.
Overhaul grits his teeth. Attempts to calm himself down.
And again proving my point, you didn't kill her. I might have just ended you here and now, but I can't have a deadly loose canon like that roaming around, probably blaming me for her whole mess.
No, you'll get her back. However you can. Like you said, the deal is off. He's likely not going to reopen it, regardless of if you fire the one responsible.
...Or you could just kill her.
He shrugs.
Either one works for me.
Maybe that's why he fired her in the first place. That's something Overhaul might have done, had he been in his position. If Chisaki was smart enough to figure it out, anyway.
Chisaki kept his head down and let Overhaul's anger wash over him. He would've had to lie to say the reprimand didn't sting. Yes, he knew he messed up. Yes, he deserved to be shouted at. Being called "inferior to a disgusting degree" only made it worse when he'd been trying so hard to prove that he was the smarter one of the two of them.
There was a moment he genuinely thought Overhaul was going to kill him, but when that moment passed and Chisaki found himself to still be breathing, he hesitantly looked up.
Wait - what? Did Overhaul just tell him to "get her back"?
... Because he fired her instead of killing her?
With all due respect, Chisaki replied, Apart from the fact that I owe this woman my freedom, she's a black-ops assassin with 15 years of experience and a quirk whose range and speed vastly outmatch mine. She can't "just" be killed.
The only way to reel her in is to ...
Chisaki shut his mouth in the nick of time, suddenly realizing that Overhaul had called Tsutsumi a "deadly loose canon blaming him for that mess", which meant ... He thought she might be hunting him?
I know of her competence and experience. That's why I can't have someone like her decide to target me or my organization. I don't care how you reel her in, just get it done.
A pause.
If you're going to get yourself into messes, at least have the decency and capability to clean them up.
I'll also want you looking for new organizations to pair up with, since we still need large sums of money to achieve the hassaikai's goals.
Chisaki tightly kept his jaw shut. The sheer hypocrisy of Overhaul telling him to clean up after himself had reignited a desire to argue.
If Overhaul would've ever covered up the physical evidence of his own crimes, he'd know how incredibly messy murder was, and how difficult it was to get rid of any and all evidence, from the body to the person's disappearance.
But more importantly - Overhaul really thought of Tsutsumi as a threat he needed Chisaki to handle, and that was leverage.
Chisaki straightened his posture.
I will get it done, he declared, purposefully ambiguous but with a hint of renewed confidence. For the clan. And the boss.
hi chisaki. i work at a daycare. today has been intense so i want to drag you down with me. heres everything ive experienced today in the first four hours of my shift.
one child covered his entire face and both his hands in applesauce and then threw it everywhere including all over his own clothes
one child had FOUR BATHROOM ACCIDENTS before lunch. one of them ended up on the carpet and another kid tracked it all over the class on his shoes.
one child took off his shoe to suck on it.
i was carrying a child who proceeded to get drool and snot all down my shoulder and back.
a child walked up to be and coughed in my face.
a child walked up to me and sneezed in my face.
a child caked his entire body head-to-toe in half-chewed noodles
a child kept taking sips from his water bottle and spitting them all down the front of his shirt
four hours left. thanks
Chisaki didn't even make it to the halfway point of the message before he felt queasy and his skin was crawling with disgust just due to the descriptions of the sheer filthiness of small children.
It took him a moment to regain his composure.
That. That's every reason why I would never go near such a place.
Children are disgusting! Completely incapable of controlling the most basic bodily functions or respecting personal space!
I don't know what point you wanted to make by sending me this, but keep your suffering to yourself.
oh yeah, mikes one of the triplets that actually gives a fuck about other people’s time,
his dads like, super concerned about his wellbeing and all that, constantly worrying. so mike wants to take some stuff off his plate by getting himself rider
hi chisaki. i work at a daycare. today has been intense so i want to drag you down with me. heres everything ive experienced today in the first four hours of my shift.
one child covered his entire face and both his hands in applesauce and then threw it everywhere including all over his own clothes
one child had FOUR BATHROOM ACCIDENTS before lunch. one of them ended up on the carpet and another kid tracked it all over the class on his shoes.
one child took off his shoe to suck on it.
i was carrying a child who proceeded to get drool and snot all down my shoulder and back.
a child walked up to be and coughed in my face.
a child walked up to me and sneezed in my face.
a child caked his entire body head-to-toe in half-chewed noodles
a child kept taking sips from his water bottle and spitting them all down the front of his shirt
four hours left. thanks
Chisaki didn't even make it to the halfway point of the message before he felt queasy and his skin was crawling with disgust just due to the descriptions of the sheer filthiness of small children.
It took him a moment to regain his composure.
That. That's every reason why I would never go near such a place.
Children are disgusting! Completely incapable of controlling the most basic bodily functions or respecting personal space!
I don't know what point you wanted to make by sending me this, but keep your suffering to yourself.
oh yeah, mikes one of the triplets that actually gives a fuck about other people’s time,
his dads like, super concerned about his wellbeing and all that, constantly worrying. so mike wants to take some stuff off his plate by getting himself rider
hi chisaki. i work at a daycare. today has been intense so i want to drag you down with me. heres everything ive experienced today in the first four hours of my shift.
one child covered his entire face and both his hands in applesauce and then threw it everywhere including all over his own clothes
one child had FOUR BATHROOM ACCIDENTS before lunch. one of them ended up on the carpet and another kid tracked it all over the class on his shoes.
one child took off his shoe to suck on it.
i was carrying a child who proceeded to get drool and snot all down my shoulder and back.
a child walked up to be and coughed in my face.
a child walked up to me and sneezed in my face.
a child caked his entire body head-to-toe in half-chewed noodles
a child kept taking sips from his water bottle and spitting them all down the front of his shirt
four hours left. thanks
Chisaki didn't even make it to the halfway point of the message before he felt queasy and his skin was crawling with disgust just due to the descriptions of the sheer filthiness of small children.
It took him a moment to regain his composure.
That. That's every reason why I would never go near such a place.
Children are disgusting! Completely incapable of controlling the most basic bodily functions or respecting personal space!
I don't know what point you wanted to make by sending me this, but keep your suffering to yourself.
hi chisaki. i work at a daycare. today has been intense so i want to drag you down with me. heres everything ive experienced today in the first four hours of my shift.
one child covered his entire face and both his hands in applesauce and then threw it everywhere including all over his own clothes
one child had FOUR BATHROOM ACCIDENTS before lunch. one of them ended up on the carpet and another kid tracked it all over the class on his shoes.
one child took off his shoe to suck on it.
i was carrying a child who proceeded to get drool and snot all down my shoulder and back.
a child walked up to be and coughed in my face.
a child walked up to me and sneezed in my face.
a child caked his entire body head-to-toe in half-chewed noodles
a child kept taking sips from his water bottle and spitting them all down the front of his shirt
four hours left. thanks
Chisaki didn't even make it to the halfway point of the message before he felt queasy and his skin was crawling with disgust just due to the descriptions of the sheer filthiness of small children.
It took him a moment to regain his composure.
That. That's every reason why I would never go near such a place.
Children are disgusting! Completely incapable of controlling the most basic bodily functions or respecting personal space!
I don't know what point you wanted to make by sending me this, but keep your suffering to yourself.
hi chisaki. i work at a daycare. today has been intense so i want to drag you down with me. heres everything ive experienced today in the first four hours of my shift.
one child covered his entire face and both his hands in applesauce and then threw it everywhere including all over his own clothes
one child had FOUR BATHROOM ACCIDENTS before lunch. one of them ended up on the carpet and another kid tracked it all over the class on his shoes.
one child took off his shoe to suck on it.
i was carrying a child who proceeded to get drool and snot all down my shoulder and back.
a child walked up to be and coughed in my face.
a child walked up to me and sneezed in my face.
a child caked his entire body head-to-toe in half-chewed noodles
a child kept taking sips from his water bottle and spitting them all down the front of his shirt
four hours left. thanks
Chisaki didn't even make it to the halfway point of the message before he felt queasy and his skin was crawling with disgust just due to the descriptions of the sheer filthiness of small children.
It took him a moment to regain his composure.
That. That's every reason why I would never go near such a place.
Children are disgusting! Completely incapable of controlling the most basic bodily functions or respecting personal space!
I don't know what point you wanted to make by sending me this, but keep your suffering to yourself.
hi chisaki. i work at a daycare. today has been intense so i want to drag you down with me. heres everything ive experienced today in the first four hours of my shift.
one child covered his entire face and both his hands in applesauce and then threw it everywhere including all over his own clothes
one child had FOUR BATHROOM ACCIDENTS before lunch. one of them ended up on the carpet and another kid tracked it all over the class on his shoes.
one child took off his shoe to suck on it.
i was carrying a child who proceeded to get drool and snot all down my shoulder and back.
a child walked up to be and coughed in my face.
a child walked up to me and sneezed in my face.
a child caked his entire body head-to-toe in half-chewed noodles
a child kept taking sips from his water bottle and spitting them all down the front of his shirt
four hours left. thanks
Chisaki didn't even make it to the halfway point of the message before he felt queasy and his skin was crawling with disgust just due to the descriptions of the sheer filthiness of small children.
It took him a moment to regain his composure.
That. That's every reason why I would never go near such a place.
Children are disgusting! Completely incapable of controlling the most basic bodily functions or respecting personal space!
I don't know what point you wanted to make by sending me this, but keep your suffering to yourself.
Overhaul just gave me a lecture on how he'd rather murder his own men than fire them.
Are you saying he killed Rappa?
Chisaki found himself somewhat unsettled by the thought. He may have considered all his debts to Rappa to have been paid, but that didn't erase the fact that Rappa had played a crucial role to save his life once.
As for Overhaul killing him - Rappa wasn't unlike Tsutsumi in that he was quick to talk back to authority, and, in addition, he didn't really think twice before acting OR speaking.
Rappa couldn't be controlled with rules, that much was clear. And Overhaul hated rules being broken. That was a fact.
Perhaps Chisaki could find some excuse to contact him. Just to see if he was still alive.
The wave of contract terminations hadn't stopped at his employees. Due to the lack of work force, Chisaki had been forced to let go a number of clients as well, and shuffle the appointments around.
He hated it.
Almost an entire day was spent just making phone calls. Not every client agreed to a new schedule easily, and some didn't take the sudden termination well, no matter how hard he tried to explain himself.
Chisaki knew, for a fact, that Tsutsumi would've handled half of them in passing with no bad blood between them whatsoever. How she was able to read people like that had always been a mystery to him.
As Chisaki sat in his apartment, around midnight, playing a game of Go against himself, he couldn't help but think back on a job the day before.
Ms. Nanomiya had gotten upset with him for being too slow. That had never happened to him.
It had come to a discussion about thoroughness vs speed, and he'd ended up losing yet another client by the end of it.
Chisaki would never compromise the quality of his cleaning, but in hindsight, he may have simply been lost in thought, and that had impacted his efficiency.
Part of him wished he could at least complain to someone.
But all he had was an empty list of favorite contacts in his phone, and a faint, dull ache in his heart.
hi chisaki. i work at a daycare. today has been intense so i want to drag you down with me. heres everything ive experienced today in the first four hours of my shift.
one child covered his entire face and both his hands in applesauce and then threw it everywhere including all over his own clothes
one child had FOUR BATHROOM ACCIDENTS before lunch. one of them ended up on the carpet and another kid tracked it all over the class on his shoes.
one child took off his shoe to suck on it.
i was carrying a child who proceeded to get drool and snot all down my shoulder and back.
a child walked up to be and coughed in my face.
a child walked up to me and sneezed in my face.
a child caked his entire body head-to-toe in half-chewed noodles
a child kept taking sips from his water bottle and spitting them all down the front of his shirt
four hours left. thanks
Chisaki didn't even make it to the halfway point of the message before he felt queasy and his skin was crawling with disgust just due to the descriptions of the sheer filthiness of small children.
It took him a moment to regain his composure.
That. That's every reason why I would never go near such a place.
Children are disgusting! Completely incapable of controlling the most basic bodily functions or respecting personal space!
I don't know what point you wanted to make by sending me this, but keep your suffering to yourself.
