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heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

Not the worst of ideas. Still...

No. As soon as she gets a taste of freedom, she'll try even harder to get out.

And no one's ever said Overhaul was good with kids, anyway.

Not to mention, the only one I would trust with a job that important is Kurono, and I'm not going to add on to his already extensive workload and waste his time on something so trivial.

it’s a movie. a movie she’d probably be excited to see! she’d behave

Doubtful.

i have 12 kids, i can make sure a 6 year old behaves.

Hm....

Still no.

do you just hate happiness?? specifically the happiness and joy of children???

I hate children, but I also just can't afford for something like this to go wrong.

He decides not to bring up the elephant in the room in that you're a hero, and may become inclined to "rescue" her. There are so many variables, and The kid will survive without a movie.

what are your exact concerns?

You, mostly.

He's just being an asshole at this point, but he hopes you'll just drop it already.

what, you think i’ll snatch her? rappa did suggest that, but i already have 12 kids and i didn’t wanna piss YOU off cause i thought we were still acquaintance friend things.

Sure, but there's a lot you don't know. The girl is important to my plans, and I can't risk anything.

yes yes, you’re using her blood to try to get rid of quirks or someshit

i zoned out whenever it was mentioned

Okay..? And?

it’s a movie, kai

like, 2 hours out, that’s it

I didn't get to watch movies as a kid. It's not cruel, or anything.

..you never watched ANY movies as a kid?

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

Not the worst of ideas. Still...

No. As soon as she gets a taste of freedom, she'll try even harder to get out.

And no one's ever said Overhaul was good with kids, anyway.

Not to mention, the only one I would trust with a job that important is Kurono, and I'm not going to add on to his already extensive workload and waste his time on something so trivial.

it’s a movie. a movie she’d probably be excited to see! she’d behave

Doubtful.

i have 12 kids, i can make sure a 6 year old behaves.

Hm....

Still no.

do you just hate happiness?? specifically the happiness and joy of children???

I hate children, but I also just can't afford for something like this to go wrong.

He decides not to bring up the elephant in the room in that you're a hero, and may become inclined to "rescue" her. There are so many variables, and The kid will survive without a movie.

what are your exact concerns?

You, mostly.

He's just being an asshole at this point, but he hopes you'll just drop it already.

what, you think i’ll snatch her? rappa did suggest that, but i already have 12 kids and i didn’t wanna piss YOU off cause i thought we were still acquaintance friend things.

Sure, but there's a lot you don't know. The girl is important to my plans, and I can't risk anything.

yes yes, you’re using her blood to try to get rid of quirks or someshit

i zoned out whenever it was mentioned

Okay..? And?

it’s a movie, kai

like, 2 hours out, that’s it

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

Not the worst of ideas. Still...

No. As soon as she gets a taste of freedom, she'll try even harder to get out.

And no one's ever said Overhaul was good with kids, anyway.

Not to mention, the only one I would trust with a job that important is Kurono, and I'm not going to add on to his already extensive workload and waste his time on something so trivial.

it’s a movie. a movie she’d probably be excited to see! she’d behave

Doubtful.

i have 12 kids, i can make sure a 6 year old behaves.

Hm....

Still no.

do you just hate happiness?? specifically the happiness and joy of children???

I hate children, but I also just can't afford for something like this to go wrong.

He decides not to bring up the elephant in the room in that you're a hero, and may become inclined to "rescue" her. There are so many variables, and The kid will survive without a movie.

what are your exact concerns?

You, mostly.

He's just being an asshole at this point, but he hopes you'll just drop it already.

what, you think i’ll snatch her? rappa did suggest that, but i already have 12 kids and i didn’t wanna piss YOU off cause i thought we were still acquaintance friend things.

Sure, but there's a lot you don't know. The girl is important to my plans, and I can't risk anything.

yes yes, you’re using her blood to try to get rid of quirks or someshit

i zoned out whenever it was mentioned

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

Not the worst of ideas. Still...

No. As soon as she gets a taste of freedom, she'll try even harder to get out.

And no one's ever said Overhaul was good with kids, anyway.

Not to mention, the only one I would trust with a job that important is Kurono, and I'm not going to add on to his already extensive workload and waste his time on something so trivial.

it’s a movie. a movie she’d probably be excited to see! she’d behave

Doubtful.

i have 12 kids, i can make sure a 6 year old behaves.

Hm....

Still no.

do you just hate happiness?? specifically the happiness and joy of children???

I hate children, but I also just can't afford for something like this to go wrong.

He decides not to bring up the elephant in the room in that you're a hero, and may become inclined to "rescue" her. There are so many variables, and The kid will survive without a movie.

what are your exact concerns?

You, mostly.

He's just being an asshole at this point, but he hopes you'll just drop it already.

what, you think i’ll snatch her? rappa did suggest that, but i already have 12 kids and i didn’t wanna piss YOU off cause i thought we were still acquaintance friend things.

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

Not the worst of ideas. Still...

No. As soon as she gets a taste of freedom, she'll try even harder to get out.

And no one's ever said Overhaul was good with kids, anyway.

Not to mention, the only one I would trust with a job that important is Kurono, and I'm not going to add on to his already extensive workload and waste his time on something so trivial.

it’s a movie. a movie she’d probably be excited to see! she’d behave

Doubtful.

i have 12 kids, i can make sure a 6 year old behaves.

Hm....

Still no.

do you just hate happiness?? specifically the happiness and joy of children???

I hate children, but I also just can't afford for something like this to go wrong.

He decides not to bring up the elephant in the room in that you're a hero, and may become inclined to "rescue" her. There are so many variables, and The kid will survive without a movie.

what are your exact concerns?

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

Not the worst of ideas. Still...

No. As soon as she gets a taste of freedom, she'll try even harder to get out.

And no one's ever said Overhaul was good with kids, anyway.

Not to mention, the only one I would trust with a job that important is Kurono, and I'm not going to add on to his already extensive workload and waste his time on something so trivial.

it’s a movie. a movie she’d probably be excited to see! she’d behave

Doubtful.

i have 12 kids, i can make sure a 6 year old behaves.

Hm....

Still no.

do you just hate happiness?? specifically the happiness and joy of children???

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

Not the worst of ideas. Still...

No. As soon as she gets a taste of freedom, she'll try even harder to get out.

And no one's ever said Overhaul was good with kids, anyway.

Not to mention, the only one I would trust with a job that important is Kurono, and I'm not going to add on to his already extensive workload and waste his time on something so trivial.

it’s a movie. a movie she’d probably be excited to see! she’d behave

Doubtful.

i have 12 kids, i can make sure a 6 year old behaves.

Wanna go to see toy story 5 when it comes out?

i would ask my boyfriends, but, then it becomes a whole fight..

-@youngestproever

Huh? That's a thing? Well hell yeah. I'll go with you. Just tell me when.

yeah, it’s a thing- this movies gonna focus on jessie so i’m super excited

uhhhh, well it’s coming to cinemas in 2 weeks, so, anytime past then i guess?

Hell yeah, I'll make sure to have an excuse to not go on any missions that day.

just say you’re sick, Overhaul will kick you out

Ah, good one. I'll just say that I've got a vomit bug.

soo

wait

have you watched toy story before??

Aye, with Eri. It's alright, better than most things she watches.

i mean, the first one’s a littler dark-

It's a good movie series. It's definitely not just for kids.

yknow toy story 5’s gonna be the first PG toy story movie, the others were all G rating

Huh, that's certainly something. I guess they're going all out, huh.

i guess, taylor swifts in it

and, the dude who made deltarune?

and it’s gonna be jessie centered, so you know it’s gonna be heart breaking. toy story 2 was the saddest toy story-

What? Why is he- nevermind.

I ain't gonna cry at a stupid animated movie but I guess it'll be pretty emotional for most.

so you DIDN’T cry at the ‘when somebody loved me’ jessie flashback?

and people call me heartless..

Kid, I'm not a saint. I'm not going to cry at pixels. I think you're forgetting what I do.

ITS THE STORY OF A GIRL FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH AND ABANDONING HER CHILDHOOD TOY, WITH A SAD SONG ABOUT BEING ABANDONED IN THE BACKGROUND, MASS MURDERERS CRY AT THAT!

yknow, they’re making those scenes.

Eh, I doubt that Overjerk would cry over that. Neither would Chrono or Mimic.

they’re emotionless bastards

you…are just weird, apparently. weird and heartless

I would never cry at a stupid animation.

what next, you didn’t cry when bing bong died??

Obviously not. He's some random ass animated pink thing. No tears at all. I'm definitely not gonna cry over this.

..oh my god, your insane.

I just don't get upset over pixels, kid.

your insane. insanity. possessed, even.

What? No I ain't. Just because I didn't cry at a movie?

at jessie’s backstory. at bing bong’s DEATH

my god.

Eri did the crying, not me.

..you heartless-

you know what, i’m taking eri

that poor girl needs a good movie

That's actually a good idea. She likes Toy Story anyway. She'll definitely wanna see it.

…now i have to convince kai to let me take her-

Just tell him that it might make her more cooperative.

he could sedate her till she’s cooperative

Then.. we just take her regardless of what he says.

i can’t kidnap a kid, rappa.

It's technically not kidnapping her. We're technically saving her.

and then we’d just be dropping her back off

unless i kept her…

no- can’t keep her

I mean.. you can. It would just suck for Overjerk.

i, really can’t..i already have 12- 12? yeah 12 kids

Yeah, yeah. Look, are ya gonna bring her or not? I don't wanna tell her and then have you change your mind. It wouldn't be fair on her.

i’m going to ask kai.

Good luck, kid..

i’m very persuasive

and worse case scenario i have to buy an extra ticket because he wants one of his goons to come along

Hey, I am one of his goons.

…you really think he’d let you come to the movies to make sure i don’t kidnap or lose her?

Fair point..

she’ll probably panic at all the slushie options..

cause i am SO getting that poor kid popcorn, a slushie, and some sweets.

She'll probably be extremely indecisive. The poor thing doesn't get to have things like that.

worse comes to worse i pick for her, blue raspberry’s a fan favourite

She'd pretty much take anything. She doesn't usually get things like that. She would just be happy that she's getting one.

blue raspberries the best, she’s gonna LOVE it

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

Not the worst of ideas. Still...

No. As soon as she gets a taste of freedom, she'll try even harder to get out.

And no one's ever said Overhaul was good with kids, anyway.

Not to mention, the only one I would trust with a job that important is Kurono, and I'm not going to add on to his already extensive workload and waste his time on something so trivial.

it’s a movie. a movie she’d probably be excited to see! she’d behave

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

Think about it. For just a few seconds, I'm sure you can manage that.

See if you can figure out why I won't let her, an important piece of my plans, go wandering around aimlessly, and with you and Rappa of all people? The same girl who keeps trying to escape her room? The same girl who I currently need, and I'll need even more in a couple weeks' time?

..well fuck you too-

and i’m saying she’d replace rappa, i know you’d never leave me and rappa alone with her. you can, i dunno, force one of your other goons to come with.

and i thought that maybe if you were a tad more lenient and let the poor girl have a semblance of a life, she’d maybe stop trying to run away so much. reward systems WORK, you just have to figure out what rewards the kid wants. and maybe, for eri, it’s some time out in the sun.

heyyyyy kaiiiiii

-@youngestproever

What.

well i was inviting rappa to watch a movie with me in a few weeks, and he mentioned how eri had watched the previous movies in that series so i thought ‘hey, why not ask my dear friend if i could temporarily take that poor, traumatised child to finally have some fun and buy her a fuck ton of popcorn, slushies and candy to make her feel some semblance of joy’.

..so, this is me asking-

Hah.

No.

…why not???

rappa’s insane.

-@youngestproever

Who?

..my friend, rappa? i’ve so talked about him before

You have. But I don't really know him.

he’s a knucklehead who always tries to fight me to the death-

So like an extreme Kirishima.

..funny you mention kiri, they know eachother-

Considering that he is your boyfriend, I am not suprised.

nah it was before me and kiri met

he actually tried to fight kiri to the death

..and fatgum..

The people you hang out with are not good.

i mean, neither am i??

I would disagree with that.

you don’t know what i’ve done

rappa’s insane.

-@youngestproever

Who?

..my friend, rappa? i’ve so talked about him before

You have. But I don't really know him.

he’s a knucklehead who always tries to fight me to the death-

So like an extreme Kirishima.

..funny you mention kiri, they know eachother-

Considering that he is your boyfriend, I am not suprised.

nah it was before me and kiri met

he actually tried to fight kiri to the death

..and fatgum..

The people you hang out with are not good.

i mean, neither am i??

Wanna go to see toy story 5 when it comes out?

i would ask my boyfriends, but, then it becomes a whole fight..

-@youngestproever

Huh? That's a thing? Well hell yeah. I'll go with you. Just tell me when.

yeah, it’s a thing- this movies gonna focus on jessie so i’m super excited

uhhhh, well it’s coming to cinemas in 2 weeks, so, anytime past then i guess?

Hell yeah, I'll make sure to have an excuse to not go on any missions that day.

just say you’re sick, Overhaul will kick you out

Ah, good one. I'll just say that I've got a vomit bug.

soo

wait

have you watched toy story before??

Aye, with Eri. It's alright, better than most things she watches.

i mean, the first one’s a littler dark-

It's a good movie series. It's definitely not just for kids.

yknow toy story 5’s gonna be the first PG toy story movie, the others were all G rating

Huh, that's certainly something. I guess they're going all out, huh.

i guess, taylor swifts in it

and, the dude who made deltarune?

and it’s gonna be jessie centered, so you know it’s gonna be heart breaking. toy story 2 was the saddest toy story-

What? Why is he- nevermind.

I ain't gonna cry at a stupid animated movie but I guess it'll be pretty emotional for most.

so you DIDN’T cry at the ‘when somebody loved me’ jessie flashback?

and people call me heartless..

Kid, I'm not a saint. I'm not going to cry at pixels. I think you're forgetting what I do.

ITS THE STORY OF A GIRL FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH AND ABANDONING HER CHILDHOOD TOY, WITH A SAD SONG ABOUT BEING ABANDONED IN THE BACKGROUND, MASS MURDERERS CRY AT THAT!

yknow, they’re making those scenes.

Eh, I doubt that Overjerk would cry over that. Neither would Chrono or Mimic.

they’re emotionless bastards

you…are just weird, apparently. weird and heartless

I would never cry at a stupid animation.

what next, you didn’t cry when bing bong died??

Obviously not. He's some random ass animated pink thing. No tears at all. I'm definitely not gonna cry over this.

..oh my god, your insane.

I just don't get upset over pixels, kid.

your insane. insanity. possessed, even.

What? No I ain't. Just because I didn't cry at a movie?

at jessie’s backstory. at bing bong’s DEATH

my god.

Eri did the crying, not me.

..you heartless-

you know what, i’m taking eri

that poor girl needs a good movie

That's actually a good idea. She likes Toy Story anyway. She'll definitely wanna see it.

…now i have to convince kai to let me take her-

Just tell him that it might make her more cooperative.

he could sedate her till she’s cooperative

Then.. we just take her regardless of what he says.

i can’t kidnap a kid, rappa.

It's technically not kidnapping her. We're technically saving her.

and then we’d just be dropping her back off

unless i kept her…

no- can’t keep her

I mean.. you can. It would just suck for Overjerk.

i, really can’t..i already have 12- 12? yeah 12 kids

Yeah, yeah. Look, are ya gonna bring her or not? I don't wanna tell her and then have you change your mind. It wouldn't be fair on her.

i’m going to ask kai.

Good luck, kid..

i’m very persuasive

and worse case scenario i have to buy an extra ticket because he wants one of his goons to come along

Hey, I am one of his goons.

…you really think he’d let you come to the movies to make sure i don’t kidnap or lose her?

Fair point..

she’ll probably panic at all the slushie options..

cause i am SO getting that poor kid popcorn, a slushie, and some sweets.

She'll probably be extremely indecisive. The poor thing doesn't get to have things like that.

worse comes to worse i pick for her, blue raspberry’s a fan favourite

Wanna go to see toy story 5 when it comes out?

i would ask my boyfriends, but, then it becomes a whole fight..

-@youngestproever

Huh? That's a thing? Well hell yeah. I'll go with you. Just tell me when.

yeah, it’s a thing- this movies gonna focus on jessie so i’m super excited

uhhhh, well it’s coming to cinemas in 2 weeks, so, anytime past then i guess?

Hell yeah, I'll make sure to have an excuse to not go on any missions that day.

just say you’re sick, Overhaul will kick you out

Ah, good one. I'll just say that I've got a vomit bug.

soo

wait

have you watched toy story before??

Aye, with Eri. It's alright, better than most things she watches.

i mean, the first one’s a littler dark-

It's a good movie series. It's definitely not just for kids.

yknow toy story 5’s gonna be the first PG toy story movie, the others were all G rating

Huh, that's certainly something. I guess they're going all out, huh.

i guess, taylor swifts in it

and, the dude who made deltarune?

and it’s gonna be jessie centered, so you know it’s gonna be heart breaking. toy story 2 was the saddest toy story-

What? Why is he- nevermind.

I ain't gonna cry at a stupid animated movie but I guess it'll be pretty emotional for most.

so you DIDN’T cry at the ‘when somebody loved me’ jessie flashback?

and people call me heartless..

Kid, I'm not a saint. I'm not going to cry at pixels. I think you're forgetting what I do.

ITS THE STORY OF A GIRL FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH AND ABANDONING HER CHILDHOOD TOY, WITH A SAD SONG ABOUT BEING ABANDONED IN THE BACKGROUND, MASS MURDERERS CRY AT THAT!

yknow, they’re making those scenes.

Eh, I doubt that Overjerk would cry over that. Neither would Chrono or Mimic.

they’re emotionless bastards

you…are just weird, apparently. weird and heartless

I would never cry at a stupid animation.

what next, you didn’t cry when bing bong died??

Obviously not. He's some random ass animated pink thing. No tears at all. I'm definitely not gonna cry over this.

..oh my god, your insane.

I just don't get upset over pixels, kid.

your insane. insanity. possessed, even.

What? No I ain't. Just because I didn't cry at a movie?

at jessie’s backstory. at bing bong’s DEATH

my god.

Eri did the crying, not me.

..you heartless-

you know what, i’m taking eri

that poor girl needs a good movie

That's actually a good idea. She likes Toy Story anyway. She'll definitely wanna see it.

…now i have to convince kai to let me take her-

Just tell him that it might make her more cooperative.

he could sedate her till she’s cooperative

Then.. we just take her regardless of what he says.

i can’t kidnap a kid, rappa.

It's technically not kidnapping her. We're technically saving her.

and then we’d just be dropping her back off

unless i kept her…

no- can’t keep her

I mean.. you can. It would just suck for Overjerk.

i, really can’t..i already have 12- 12? yeah 12 kids

Yeah, yeah. Look, are ya gonna bring her or not? I don't wanna tell her and then have you change your mind. It wouldn't be fair on her.

i’m going to ask kai.

Good luck, kid..

i’m very persuasive

and worse case scenario i have to buy an extra ticket because he wants one of his goons to come along

Hey, I am one of his goons.

…you really think he’d let you come to the movies to make sure i don’t kidnap or lose her?

Fair point..

she’ll probably panic at all the slushie options..

cause i am SO getting that poor kid popcorn, a slushie, and some sweets.

Wanna go to see toy story 5 when it comes out?

i would ask my boyfriends, but, then it becomes a whole fight..

-@youngestproever

Huh? That's a thing? Well hell yeah. I'll go with you. Just tell me when.

yeah, it’s a thing- this movies gonna focus on jessie so i’m super excited

uhhhh, well it’s coming to cinemas in 2 weeks, so, anytime past then i guess?

Hell yeah, I'll make sure to have an excuse to not go on any missions that day.

just say you’re sick, Overhaul will kick you out

Ah, good one. I'll just say that I've got a vomit bug.

soo

wait

have you watched toy story before??

Aye, with Eri. It's alright, better than most things she watches.

i mean, the first one’s a littler dark-

It's a good movie series. It's definitely not just for kids.

yknow toy story 5’s gonna be the first PG toy story movie, the others were all G rating

Huh, that's certainly something. I guess they're going all out, huh.

i guess, taylor swifts in it

and, the dude who made deltarune?

and it’s gonna be jessie centered, so you know it’s gonna be heart breaking. toy story 2 was the saddest toy story-

What? Why is he- nevermind.

I ain't gonna cry at a stupid animated movie but I guess it'll be pretty emotional for most.

so you DIDN’T cry at the ‘when somebody loved me’ jessie flashback?

and people call me heartless..

Kid, I'm not a saint. I'm not going to cry at pixels. I think you're forgetting what I do.

ITS THE STORY OF A GIRL FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH AND ABANDONING HER CHILDHOOD TOY, WITH A SAD SONG ABOUT BEING ABANDONED IN THE BACKGROUND, MASS MURDERERS CRY AT THAT!

yknow, they’re making those scenes.

Eh, I doubt that Overjerk would cry over that. Neither would Chrono or Mimic.

they’re emotionless bastards

you…are just weird, apparently. weird and heartless

I would never cry at a stupid animation.

what next, you didn’t cry when bing bong died??