Because Every Office Has Drama

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

Well, the kitchen isn't on fire yet. I feel like that's a personal best.

Ronald Knox, attempting to bake for the annual Dispatch potluck

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

Beast: So, Joker. Who’ve you fucked who isn’t a mortician?

Joker: I don’t have to tell you anything. Oh my god.

Beast: So...?

Joker: No one, shut up.

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

Alan: You know what tastes amazing?

Ronald: Pride?

Alan: No, coffee.

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

My shoes say I could kill a man. My lipstick tells you I already have."

Grell Sutcliff, to a very confused and slightly intrigued William T. Spears.

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

I will more than likely redraw this in the very near future, but I wanted to at least do a sketch today. The arms are a bit funny looking, but the right one is supposed to be on Ciel’s left shoulder and the left is near his face the way people tend to whisper in people’s ears (especially when they don’t want someone else to hear). 

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

Alan: A sausage roll is not a balanced meal.

Eric: *on his fourth* Whatever you say, dear.

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Translation: 

What is the price we will pay for his life?  What is the fate we give to murderers? [literal translation: “those who give death”]

The song is “La vengeance” from Roméo et Juliette. 

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Another gift for @blood-milkmaid: Doll. 

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

Oi! Ronnie! Call Will up and ask him how long it takes to microwave a 20 pound turkey!

Grell Sutcliff

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Ciel in his Smile disguise. Obviously missing a smile. 

[Ko-Fi]

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

My sister isn’t feeling well, so this is what I just sent her. It took somewhere around five hours, give or take. I’m not sure, though, because I started at around four and took a break to eat dinner for maybe fifteen minutes? Anyway, it’s Snake and the snakes!

[Ko-Fi]

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

You see that piece of paper Alan just chucked in the bin? That was my will to live.

Eric Slingby, after a night out

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

AU where Sebastian and Ciel are half brothers on their father’s side. And you bet your ass Sebastian uses his status as the eldest as a means to get Ciel to wear ridiculous hats in winter. 

[Ko-Fi]

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

It’s a little bit dark, but I think that improves if you click on it. 

There’s this gorgeous shot in the trailer for the Noah’s Ark Circus musical (Black Butler) with Joker washed in purple light, so I drew him in purple light. 

[Ko-Fi]

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

“It’s a Monday, give me a break!”

Eric, on a Thursday

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Current work in progress. Dance troupe AU.

[Ko-Fi] (for if you like my work and want to support me)

[overheard-at-the-dispatchsociety]

Tag yourself, I'm fuckin' dead.

Eric Slingby