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& techmight.
hazel orbs stay glued to the other, brows furrowed & head tilted to the side, before he concludes : ‘ —— i am so glad my mother actually raised me to not be your kind of rich kid. ’
❛ and in doing so, she DOOMED you to a life of nerdom. doesn’t sound like a real loving mother to me. but by ALL MEANS, thank her for your incapability of losing your virginity. must be GREAT. eternal innocence. ❜
LIKE FOR A SHORT STARTER.
& postvoided.
❛ i think overcompensation is a thing, ❜ he says instead, refusing to give luke more satisfaction than he already gets from himself. but despite that, his gaze trails over the car’s interior; unable to hide the awe parting his lips. it’s cool, no doubt. especially considering the hunk of crap he drives on the daily. ❛ seriously —- why did we even bother with my jeep when you have this? ❜
❛ except i’m not LACKING in anything so ---- not really. ❜ out of the corner of his eye, even with his shades shielding his face, he can see stiles looking over his car, bringing a smirk to his face ---- an expression that never seems to fade for long. ❛ some people TOUCH too much ---- don’t need some poor kid’s greasy-ass fingers all over my car. ❜
“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”
eyes narrow in DEFIANCE, naturally responding with refusal to listen ---- a trait his father has learned to TOLERATE over the years, but most others haven’t. ( dealing with lucas bradford requires a PATIENCE that takes time to develop. ) ❛ no . . . ---- ❜ he drags out a word so short and simple, elongating it to a point that it’s UNNECESSARY ---- meant only to make more noise.
BROOKLYN NINE NINE. @arcvnum ACCEPTING.
& postvoided.
❛ wow, you’re right. my hero. ❜ there’s nothing genuine about his words — too dry with the sarcasm he desperately NEEDS to deal with luke. at least his car is cool as freaking hell, and probably the most expensive thing he will ever touch. ( meanwhile: he’s pretty sure his entire outfit came from target and cost 30 bucks. max. ) he opens the door, gaze following its unusual path upwards before he slides in. tries not to look as excited as he feels being in that nice of a car, but it’s hard to hide his curiosity. ❛ dude, this makes every car look like a pile of crap next to it. that’s not even fair. ❜
he slides into the driver’s seat, shifting until he’s comfortable ---- which doesn’t take very long in this car. a GRIN consumes his features ( a cocky, shit-eating grin sure to make ANYONE want to punch it right off his face. ) PRIDE expands in his chest, even if he has been asking his father for a NEWER CAR. this one’s three years old ---- ANCIENT. ❛ PERKS of being born rich. ❜ he’s considering BRAGGING some more, until he decides he ought to let the car do it for him, engine purring as he starts the car. ❛ ---- still think CHARACTER’S more important ? ❜
brooklyn nine-nine inspired sentence meme
“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”
“You can’t handle the me!”
“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”
“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”
“Yay, enemies for life!”
“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”
“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”
“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”
“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”
“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”
“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”
“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”
“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”
“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”
“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”
“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”
“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”
“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”
“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”
“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”
“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”
“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”
“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”
“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”
“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”
“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”
“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”
“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”
“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”
“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”
“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”
“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”
“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”
“You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.”
& greekroots.
❛❛ if i’m GIVING HEAD, it won’t be to you. you’re TOO YOUNG for me anyway. y’got a DAD though ? —- redhead. I don’t LOOK AT HER too much. she’s also fucking around with my EX i’m pretty sure. ❜❜
❛ what the fu---- aren’t you a FRESHMAN ? sorry i don’t have crows feet and a receding hairline. right, her. man, that SUCKS for you. i’d say you could get back at her, but . . . since i’m not some forty year old man experiencing his MID-LIFE CRISIS, i’m clearly not your type. ❜
& soldiersadapt.
“i think you’re over-exaggerating —– it isn’t that bad.”
❛ no, seriously ---- i can TASTE the diabetes. this is why america is FAT. ❜
& ofsiins.
❛ i’ll show you something interesting alright —- ❜ she mumbles her light green eyes staring daggers back at the male, nothing but pure annoyance shown in her expression. ❛ you know i can’t really HELP you if you’re going to zone out every time i speak, i’m pretty sure i have better things to do than sit here and waste my time with some idiot that has a worse attention span than a mentally challenged DOG ❜
SCOFF escapes him, though he’s not OFFENDED, necessarily. he’s far too narcissistic to take her insults seriously, especially when he gets them SO OFTEN. it’s fine. ❛ what, is it your TIME of the month or something ? ---- damn. ❜
& greekroots.
❛❛ mmm. don’t think i’ll be MISSING OUT unless your TONGUE the equivalent to a VIBRATOR. besides, aren’t you dating – whateverTHEFUCKherface is ? ❜❜
❛ on second thought, maybe you should be the one givin’ head ---- less talking that way. i’m dating, like . . . THREE DIFFERENT GIRLS. be more specific. hair color and eye color helps. ❜
& postvoided.
his eyes close, as if that will somehow block out everything that luke is; obnoxious personality included. ❛ oh my god — how are you taking me to lunch and still simultaneously the worst person ever? ❜ even so, he pockets his keys and steps away from his jeep. all in the name of free food, dammit.
❛ ---- all SHITTY PEOPLE do charity work. some save kids in the hospital, some save refugees . . . i save annoying, scrawny, pale kids from ruining their bodies with fast food. ❜ he feels BETTER once he’s nearer to his own vehicle, no longer worried that the world might mistake him for some broke fuck ---- even if his choice of clothes SCREAMS rich asshole. ❛ and people say rich people aren’t HEROIC ---- my car’s got butterfly doors, so keep that in mind when you open it. shut goes up, not out. in case you’re stupid. ❜
& arcvnum.
❝ looks like there’s something we have in common . i’ve got money , too & that warm & fuzzy feeling won’t last very long —– trust me . also , it seems as if you’ve gotten yourself into this mess , so you gotta GET YOURSELF OUT . try studying ; i hear it helps you with classes . what are you even doing in math ? ❞
❛ ---- that’s annoying. ❜ his disappointment is voiced through an over-dramatic sigh, frown settling across smooth features. it won’t be DIFFICULT for him to find a solution to his problem, but he doesn’t want it to be time-consuming. ❛ uh, i have a LIFE. you can’t have a life and study at the same time. it doesn’t WORK that way. ❜
❛ ROBOTS. you . . . like robots. ❜ it’s repeated slowly, as if he doesn’t understand before an AMUSED scoff is voiced. ❛ ---- FUCKIN’ NERD ! ❜
@techmight.
& greekroots.
❛❛ y’know I can’t GUARANTEE you i’ll come if you can’t guarantee me the same. ❜❜
❛ ---- that’s fucked up. this mouth is good for MORE than talking shit. but if you don’t WANT to, i’m not going to beg. you’d be missing out though. ❜
& postvoided.
even though luke’s buying him lunch, he still manages to be mostly unbearable. it’s an amazing feat, really. but he managed to forget his lunch in the first place, so beggars can’t be choosers. or whatever. ❛ well, what do you want me to do, luke? huh? pull a new car out of my ass just so you can buy me lunch? ❜
❛ your jeep LOOKS like it did come out of your ass ! ❜ a sigh of EXASPERATION is offered, eyes cast toward the sky beneath his ray-bans. ❛ jesus fuckin’ ---- we’ll take MY CAR. no touching everything, though. my car is worth more than your ENTIRE LIFE. ❜
& arcvnum.
❝ don’t you have any FRIENDS that are willing to help you cheat ? i’m not doing your homework unless something good’s in it for me —– & even then , i’m not doing it . so is there anything in it for me ? ❞
❛ my FRIENDS are all morons with a 1.4 average gpa ---- and the GIRL i had doing my homework got pissed when she walked in on me with another girl. so dumb. but, anyway, i got MONEY. tons of it. so . . . a nice paycheck and the warm feeling of knowing you helped a college kid IN NEED. ❜
❛ yeah, i was listenin’ AT FIRST, but then i realized what you were saying was boring as fuck so ---- maybe repeat that. in a more interesting way. incorporate some innuendos or something. ❜
@ofsiins.
