“Hello there darling~”

“Why hello there dearies! I’m Clover the lustful heart, but you all can just call me Clover! I also go by he/him pronouns (yes, I know my appearance is a bit misleading). Anyways, the reason I’m here is because Chip put me in charge of this here blog while he takes care of the main blog. I hope to know about each and every one of you darlings~

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GUYS OF WAR MASTER POST!

Blog and cards made and owned by yours truly!

“Firstly, the main blog belongs to @slipperychip!”

“And the art/comic blog for Guys of War is owned by @shudderingcrud!”

How to Play

The LORRRRRRE

Series 1:

Hardware Constructions

Prosperity Point Bank

Forever Flora Farm

The Leviathan Pirates

Starlight Kingdom (WIP)

Tumbleweed Town (WIP)

The Enchanted Forest (WIP)

Deities:

Tori

Ed

Moxxie

Lucille

Eddy

Bill

Travis

Bea

Variant Packs:

Slumbrr-r Variants

Seaside Summer Variants

Who Even Cares? Variants

Mesmerizer Varaints

Competition Winners:

2025 July Competition Winners

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Introducing GUYS OF WAR!!! (Revamped)

Guhhh so sorry for the long wait, I’ve had to work on final exams and school projects these few weeks, and I’m gonna be real with you guys, I’ve also been experiencing depression as of late due to recent events, but I’ve gotten better now, and finals are almost over for me ^^ But, don’t expect updates on this blog to come frequently, as I’m juggling multiple different projects, and whatever I feel like working on at the moment changes a lot.

But besides that, hopefully everyone of you has a good day/good night, and until next time, stay strong my dudes, we’ll make it out together ^^

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*cough cough* damn that shits old

What do you say we give it a fresh coat of paint?

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Aight, I’ll be taking a break from this

Not having too much fun working in this, so I think I’ll just leave this alone for at least a month

In the meantime…actually, I have no idea what else to do in the meantime, but I’ll think of something

Have a good morning/afternoon/night yall

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“Also…giving this card its old ability back. It just makes sense.”

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“On second thought…”

“I actually kinda liked this card before the rework, so I’m reverting it.”

“Also gonna rework a couple more cards while I’m at it.”

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“Just gonna rework a few cards! (Just their abilities)”

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“Introducing a new card for Prosperity Point Bank!”

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“Changing up the definitions of a few Guy types ^^’”

“The definition for wealthy type guys has been changed to, “Wealthy: guys who produce cash, cards, and provide discounts to your cards.””

“Meanwhile, the definition for greedy type guys has been changed to, “Greedy: Guys who remove cash or cards from the opponent and make their cards more expensive.””

[shudderingcrud]

Lucille requires your unpledged alliance

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“Decided to give Nailgun Guy a fresh new look!”

“The barber finally did him justice”

Reference for his full hair

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“Reworded a card and reworked another!”

“Firstly, Infini-shield has been reworded. Instead of saying “they can’t be hurt this turn”, the card now reads “affect them with barrier 1”, since they’re basically the same. For those who don’t know, the barrier effect nullifies all damage dealt to the affect guy or deity for as many turns as the barrier value. Guys with the barrier effect are still vulnerable to actions and abilities that destroy guys or lower stats.”

“Doctor Guy has also been given a new ability! Instead of the healing he did whenever an ally pirate guy did damage, he now affects enemies with poison 3 whenever they’re damaged by an ally pirate guy. The poison effect simply deals 1 damage to an affected guy or deity at the start of turn for as many turns as its poison value. I changed this ability for two reasons: the first reason was because I wanted a guy that utilized the poison effect, considering there’s currently none in the game that do. And secondly, I felt that Doctor Guy’s healing would stall matches for way too long, considering how good some pirate cards are at dealing damage (such as Pelican and Gunslinger Guy).”

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“New eye style!”

[slipperychip]

Take a look at this TWINK (aka my new sona)

I was thinking of making multiple sonas, each representing one of the 7 deadly sins (Chip represents sloth, and Clover represents lust. That last one seemed pretty obvious tho)

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Yes, this bastard is also in charge of Guys of War now. And Chip isn’t happy he has to share this project with him

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Showing y’all this just to clarify that Door Guy is NOT a twig

Anyways, I kinda made myself a new artstyle, which means I kinda have to redraw every. single. card. That’s like, what, over 70 cards?

I’ll try to take this slowly and gradually redraw some of my cards from time to time, so just be patient yall

Kinda happy to redraw these cards with a new style and brush anyways

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I’m working on…something😼

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Hehe…That time of the year already…?

Now that the school year is starting for me, expect way more slower uploads

This wont stop me from trying my best to get these factions out as quickly as possible tho, so stay tuned!