anticosmcs:
OOMPH. anti-cosmo lands right on his ass just out of the public’s eye … no magic, no wings. blast that pink-hatted boy and those stupid fairies of his. this is obviously their doing. as soon as he regains his magic, he’s going to have to show them a thing or two. after he considers his revenge for a moment, he stands with a huff and wipes the dirt off his blue suit. well if he’s going to remain in bloody seattle – as a human no less – he might as well change into some more comfortable attire. he walks back towards the major part of the city, stopping in front of the first person he comes across. ❝ point me in the direction of your best clothing establishment, ❞ he demands in lieu of a greeting. as he waits for a response, he lifts a hand to move his blue hair (( so dark it might as well be black )) from in front of his eyes.
confused was probably the safest way of putting it, but that was the first word that popped into barry’s head. this guy, from his clothes to his mannerisms, was strange. then again, barry did well with strange. “i guess it depends on what you’re looking for? if you want more suits, men's warehouse. wanna look like you think you’re better than most people? urban outfitters. want something that says: ‘i’m cool, and i’m aware of it, but i pretend not to be aware of it because if i was openly aware of it, i would be a doucebag’, then any thrift store will do. if none of those work for you then, i dunno, sears? maybe just try the mall, they have it all.”














