nellxxiang:
“Real tired of people saying my standards are too high. All I want is good sex, good jokes, and a willingness to die for me at any given moment. That isn’t too much to ask.”
“I’d disagree, if they aren’t willing to do as little as that then don’t waste your time.” He chuckled, “People think anything that’s not mediocre sex and shitty dates is too much.”









