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@oz-me
If I'm ever a trip sitter for someone you bet your ass the puppets are coming out.
Hear me out:
Heket (Cult of the Lamb)
yes.
So my tumblr bookmark vanished so it wasn't in my line of sight. Which means my lacking object permanence made me forget tumblr existed for a few days.. weeks? Yeah anyways the humble inbox has a +33 and Idk what to do about that.
Would you ever be interested in reading AmITheAngel's shtposts aloud? I know you've got to follow the algorithm to a certain degree and it might not perform well, though. No pressure, just curious.
I've considered doing this for a stream actually!
Alright, this is probably boring for you, but you're probably the only person who'd genuinely hear me out on this: The Molded from RE7, especially the bladed ones.
This is a fun one! VERY MUCH a smash. But this one is interesting and gives brain chemicals. Very good.
What 4 apps would you decide to delete from existence, can be for silly or for serious
to the monster at Sonic (the burger milkshake place) who added the option to put FUCKING PICKLES in your coke /soft drink. I just want to talk. Violently. Don't bring your roller skates because I will not let you escape divine justice for your crimes.
There are four kinds of ASMR roleplays. Normie shit. Your cranial nerve exams. Your Dentist office. Your doctors office. Basic vanilla stuff. Then you have the creatives: Where its a cranial nerve exam, but its being done by an alien, or the guy that fixes woody in toy story 2. Where they have a plot to the asmr video thats a bit eccentric, but still solid. And still safe. Then you've got your weeb girlfriend roleplays. Or your more romance focused ASMR videos. Not my cup of tea. I prefer my asmr platonic in 99% of instances. But the final. Absolute slam dunk genre. Are the ones where its like: Being decomposed by mushrooms in the fae forrest. Giving you a lobotomy in the back of bestbuy. Color blind exam but its gaslighting you. An entirely Japanese asmr video that involves an enslaved puppet forced to clean your hands for one coin a piece. I wish we had more of option 4. Because those are the ones that really shine.
this is probably an unorthodox question (that you likely already answered) but of all the stories you've read, which one is your favorite and which one is the one that you regret ever touching?
So.. Im just going to answer this with some math. Each video on average contains 4-5 stories. I have uploaded 573 non compilation videos to the vault channel. This means I have covered potentially on the lower end around 2400 stories. So its really hard to say.
DEAREST OZMODEUS MEDIUM,
Whats your comfortability with fanart/gifts? Also I hope you’re doing well I’m a really big fan I listen to the vault on loop 🫀🫀🫀
fanart very much! gifts... I would need you to be more specific lol
hot take: its hella dissapointing that you made your gamer sups art an owl girl. you shouldve had them slut up your sona OR mini-oz. call out your gooners (like a MAN/j)
You want me to "slut up" a 13 yearold?
hey uhm just totally random question because I'm suddenly interested in the game and was hoping to see if I could get into it since I do love the franchise
are you still a Penni Parker main? If so, any tips on her playstyle?
Maybe...
Look I by no means am an expert on her. I have no idea where my peak would be in comp, because I only play for season rewards which means hard stopping in diamond. So no idea where my upper limit is.
Peni is a vanguard that has the most playstyle adaptability once you learn her kit. She can bulwark the backline against assassins and dive, she shut down enemy ults, she can turn the enemy spawn into a death trap, turning every team fight into a 5v3 while you shut down their spawn in a constant 1v3 where the point is to stay alive and keep the team split.
Something I love to do is if I notice supports are often using specific cover or even touching a wall too frequently in a team fight? Lob mines. Make their safety your weapon. Weaponize their paranoia and make them hesitate to step into safety to keep themselves alive to help their team. You can play dive peni, poke peni, bulwark peni. Shes a tank where not a lot of people, even after a year understand that she has the most versatility (imo) compared to other tanks, and while most just dismiss her as being a defense only tank, a good peni player can play attack, which turns her into EVA unit power fantasy where the environment itself is now your weapon.
Maybe this is a dumb question - but would youtube still demonitize a someone if they were to say the opposite about childhood eating disorders? I find it strange that they're demonitizing people for calling out something that's objectively bad and harmful to children.
youtube takes the stance of even mentioning it gets you knocked. So you can't even advocate for healthy choices or for awareness without youtube bringing down the hammer.
Noticed that you are able swear just fine, but not say "porn" in the latest video, is, youtube just. like that now.
yup. Cunt. Porn. Suicide. Whore. Slut. Saying that childhood eating disorders are bad. Those will get me demonetized.
oh, worm?
woooooorrmmmm
Your videos really have become a part of my daily life and it's always nice to have something to listen to. I've been watching ur videos since middle school (freshman year of college now!) and I've always wanted to draw fanart,, finally got around to it >:3
Hello oz! Long time daily listener here. About to start the next video.
You've mentioned a couple times wanting some time off.
I wouldn't care if you broke up (hypothetically) one 90 minute saga video into 3 half hour videos. Maybe posting a "compilation" the same day as day 3? Im sure plenty of others wouldn't mind either.
Anywho, hope your sleep is improving!
Thanks for feeding us well today my fellow degenerate 🍽
So when I did this with the Kevin Trucking saga, the data did not work out favorably. Even with accounting for holiday upload. People don't seem to like multiple parts, and part of my job is making sure that all of the numbers in my analytics make the tism go BURR and that doesn't do it. Sadly.