osmosis

the man the myth the oz

[cleverreports]

We report late afternoon: we come out at sunset to look at distant squiggles caught in light. It is cold, and the sun goes quickly, so we are back inside within minutes. It is really good; our cheeks burn, our nose runs, and we are still smiling when we meet eyes in the mirror.

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We report: we caught a movement in the sky, something unfurling and twisting itself in and out of shape. To the naked eye, it is just quick enough to see it happen in real time. We know how these clouds go, but it does not take away from watching this one at its freest.

[ozmosis1337]

this might be the best account I've ever seen

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harry du normal

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NOW we're cooking with gas! Trips and falls into charcoal stove

[dailyquests]

Punt a Little Freak (0/500m).

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hell Yes

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TIME THREATENS ME 🥳

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merry christmas

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the inquisitive young scholar

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Harry on Twitter

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BREAKING NEWS: LIBERAL discovers new element WOKIUM

[ozmosis1337]

I'm on a sea god diet. I see god and I poseidon

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[straybeetle]

my spidersona, spider-beetle

parasite beetle getting powers from its host. it's unclear whether the host is alive or not. the beetle can only speak through the host. (they/them cause there's two of them.)

origin story:

[ozmosis1337]

What would you do in the trolley problem. Dont get fucking creative with me boy i know you would answer something like "ohoho i would shoot a rocket launcher at the trolley" No. I dont accept that. What would you do. Save 1 person by doing nothing or Save 5 by pulling the lever. Only those options. What would you do.

you are a fool. save 5. Obviously. are you some sort of. Fool. My fans will tear the straybeetle empire to the ground

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I shake you by the hand

Is shaken. Wowhhahawahahwagohbubbhhuohuh