west coast smoker

Oz Coleman. Seventeen. Rebel. knock once for the father twice for the son three times for the holy ghost

[monapage]

Another name crossed off the list.

[ozxcoleman]

Ah, for fuck’s sake, haven’t you done enough already? 

[dailymorley]

[danixdaniels-deactivated2015100]

“Three hours? Man, you must really be bored right now. Then what would you call it?

[ozxcoleman]

Eh, I was, but then I got to see you, so I guess it wasn’t so bad. –– I’m sorry, that was hopelessly horrible, just pretend I didn’t say that. 

I dunno, desperately following you around in hopes that you’ll finally want to talk to me? 

[farrahxhoward]

Obviously, I mean you’re the one who knocked me down. Ever heard of common decency?

[ozxcoleman]

Ever heard of accidents happen? Whatever –– sorry. You don’t happen to have tissues, or a towel, do you? 

[ridefm]

Yup, this is the way I die. A semi-attractive tall kid from school claims my shoulders as his step ladder and crushes me. That old gypsy woman was right. Where would I have a screwdriver dude, up my fucking crotch?

[ozxcoleman]

It could’ve been worse, at least it’s a semi-attractive kid. Okay–– I’m kiddin', I’m kiddin’, I’m almost done. No–– I don’t know? If you’re into that? Fuck it. Are you sure you don’t see any tools lying around? 

[albanyking-blog]

Watch where you step, hotshot.

[ozxcoleman]

Oh shit, 'm sorry. Hope I didn’t cause too much damage? 

[sloanesimms-blog]

Yikes…

[ozxcoleman]

Yeah— I’d say that’s pretty good choice of words there. 

[reccord]

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[ridefm]

I am a five foot nothing 110 pound teenage girl, why are you using me as your human stepladder?

[ozxcoleman]

Dude, shit, I’m so sorry it had to end this way. But, hey, you’ve been doing a pretty good job, eh?   — I think I’m almost done? Do you..  I don’t know, perchance have a screwdriver down there? 

[farrahxhoward]

Watch where you’re going.

[ozxcoleman]

Fuck. Yeah, shit.. sorry, man. I can help you clean that up? 

[henrymoreau]

— I’ll just pretend like I didn’t just watch you break that. 

[ozxcoleman]

Thanks, kind-hearted fella with cool eyebrows, I’d very much appreciate that. 

[danixdaniels-deactivated2015100]

“Stalking me now?”

[ozxcoleman]

Wouldn’t call that stalking, yet. I got here only about three hours ago. 

[monapage]

Are you going to stand there making yourself out to be an idiot? Or are you going to start speaking and prove the idiot-thing true?

[ozxcoleman]

With all due respect, I don’t think an ordinary person who claims to own an entire public school should have the right to call someone else an ‘idiot’. I hope you know what I mean? 

[ozxcoleman]

Whoops..

[monapage]

And once again, a new queen has taken her place on the North Shore throne.

Bow down, bitches.

[ozxcoleman]

[htmlrhiannon]

“I’m… Pregnant.”

[ozxcoleman]

Holy shit. No–– you’re kidding, right? Shit. 

[ozxcoleman]

I’m busy. Come back later.