"Oh come on, they were a piece of cake."
Okay, Einstein. Brag all you want about your massive mind and astounding intellect.

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@p-arkersullivan
"Oh come on, they were a piece of cake."
Okay, Einstein. Brag all you want about your massive mind and astounding intellect.
I’m now rethinking those tutoring services offers. Also the possibility of having someone take my exams for me, whatever the cost.
The only one I feel I didn't totally get fucked over by was calc, and that's only because I got Mason to help me. I still have to suffer through chem. Kill me.
I have 98 problems, and these fucking finals are all of them. The last two were due last week.
You’d be evil if you ever did. I had to play fucking barbies with you and Rowe. I’ve had my fair share of Sullivan abuse.
Isn’t it? Because it can’t be from the good of your cold hearts.
I remember. We always made you that janky barbie whose hair we accidentally burnt with a curling iron.
We have to have hearts for them to be cold.
I’ll keep that in mind, though I hope that day never comes.
Are you going to the ball with anyone?
Me, myself, and I. I'm the best person I know.
She’s also hot. I should do something about that.
The prank would be a lot better if you told someone that the smell was from a dead body.
A resounding "What?" to all of that.
I just slept through all of my classes..
Blame the fatigue, school life is so hard on such a fragile..person.
Did you just call yourself fragile? Oh, honey.
I just slept through all of my classes..
Whatever. What’s going on tonight?
Oh, you lucky asshole.
What a rebel.
Reid may be a pain in the ass, but she's good for something. I have no idea where she learned to pick locks.
Day two of cheese under our victim's mattress: still unnoticed. Can't wait for her to start smelling that shit.
@peterparkersullivan: i dont see how girls change their bras every two days i change my bra like every two years
…Sorry, Parker. I can’t tonight.
I’ll talk to you later.
Right. Sure. Have fun with your conditioning and your crippling loneliness.Â
My coach might kill me.
…What is it?
You're going to have to trust me.
Today I have homework in three of my AP courses, a debate practice, and then lacrosse conditioning until eight.
Would it kill you to miss one practice? I have a proposition for you.
I’m not. I just… don’t have a lot of spare time during the week.
What the hell do you have that keeps you so busy?
No. Of course not, Parker.
The stop trying to run away from me for half a second, Christ.