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parker sullivan. and we'll never be royals.

[thechristophergrey]

"Oh come on, they were a piece of cake."

[p-arkersullivan]

Okay, Einstein. Brag all you want about your massive mind and astounding intellect.

[ameliaroth-blog]

I’m now rethinking those tutoring services offers. Also the possibility of having someone take my exams for me, whatever the cost.

[p-arkersullivan]

The only one I feel I didn't totally get fucked over by was calc, and that's only because I got Mason to help me. I still have to suffer through chem. Kill me.

[p-arkersullivan]

I have 98 problems, and these fucking finals are all of them. The last two were due last week.

[vincentgreenwood]

You’d be evil if you ever did. I had to play fucking barbies with you and Rowe. I’ve had my fair share of Sullivan abuse.

Isn’t it? Because it can’t be from the good of your cold hearts.

[p-arkersullivan]

I remember. We always made you that janky barbie whose hair we accidentally burnt with a curling iron.

We have to have hearts for them to be cold.

[rowena-sullivan]

I’ll keep that in mind, though I hope that day never comes.

Are you going to the ball with anyone?

[p-arkersullivan]

Me, myself, and I. I'm the best person I know.

[masoncarver]

She’s also hot. I should do something about that.

The prank would be a lot better if you told someone that the smell was from a dead body.

[p-arkersullivan]

A resounding "What?" to all of that.

[yeahyoshimi]

[the-jasonferver-deactivated2014]

I just slept through all of my classes..

[the-jasonferver-deactivated2014]

Blame the fatigue, school life is so hard on such a fragile..person.

[p-arkersullivan]

Did you just call yourself fragile? Oh, honey.

[the-jasonferver-deactivated2014]

I just slept through all of my classes..

Whatever. What’s going on tonight?

[p-arkersullivan]

Oh, you lucky asshole.

[masoncarver]

What a rebel.

[p-arkersullivan]

Reid may be a pain in the ass, but she's good for something. I have no idea where she learned to pick locks.

[p-arkersullivan]

Day two of cheese under our victim's mattress: still unnoticed. Can't wait for her to start smelling that shit.

[p-arkersullivan]

@peterparkersullivan: i dont see how girls change their bras every two days i change my bra like every two years

[johanna-russell]

…Sorry, Parker. I can’t tonight.

I’ll talk to you later.

[p-arkersullivan]

Right. Sure. Have fun with your conditioning and your crippling loneliness. 

[johanna-russell]

My coach might kill me.

…What is it?

[p-arkersullivan]

You're going to have to trust me.

[johanna-russell]

Today I have homework in three of my AP courses, a debate practice, and then lacrosse conditioning until eight.

[p-arkersullivan]

Would it kill you to miss one practice? I have a proposition for you.

[johanna-russell]

I’m not. I just… don’t have a lot of spare time during the week.

[p-arkersullivan]

What the hell do you have that keeps you so busy?

[johanna-russell]

No. Of course not, Parker.

[p-arkersullivan]

The stop trying to run away from me for half a second, Christ.