PeptoBysmal

☆ PLZ D0NT FCK1N KYS!! ☆ GERARD WAY ☆

[p3pto-bysmal]

Buck ass neked in the workplace restroom cause I wore a romper

[p3pto-bysmal]

Had my first business meeting with the company toilet. Big projects were discussed, professionally of course.

[p3pto-bysmal]

When I die put my ashes in yo dirty bong water and smoke my ass

[ruloo46]

When I think of Jayden Lott, I think of the word… “tolerant”

[p3pto-bysmal]

Hashtag woke left

[pukicho]

Balck mold

[p3pto-bysmal]

🤤🤤🤤

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[p3pto-bysmal]

Netherdeep combat with my slime baby

[miiilowo]

Killing yourself shouldn't kill you. I should be able to die recreationally

[targetedknowledge]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[0x4468c7a6a728]

have you seen this thing pretty cool right

[0x4468c7a6a728]

a lot of people in the notes are getting this wrong

this is a skeeter

this is a scuttlebug

don't get it mixed up

[girlballs-archive]

do you think they ever explored each other's spherical bodies

[alicesoinions]

*sound of two bowling balls repeatedly bonking against each other*

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[moleshow]

[mysortofstar]

does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[eclogues]

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

[pantiesfiend]

What the fuck is wrong with people, seek Jesus. Damn heathens.

[eclogues]

sorry panties fiend