Pants

he/him 21 6'3 (this is important) Im just gonna lay it all out here right now. I was born ~~9 months after Ronald Reagan's death on his birthday February 6 2005. His soul trickled down to my flesh and imbued me with extrapsychic abilities (for instance: my special thumb, but I wont get into that right now). My sworn purpose on this beautiful earth is to set right everything that he has laid waste to. If i accomplish this before my mortal flesh withers, I will be allowed by the natural order to reincarnate as a Grizzly. Take care of the place for me. I've said all I wanted to say about that.

[paaaaaaaaaaants]

do you know how many sharks you need to kill to get a pound of shark dick?

[paaaaaaaaaaants]

"is stupid town walkable?" "is tung tung tung sahur my friend?" oh my god bruh shut up. anyone else getting tired of overly-woke internet culture?