Paddington

The fuckening is right around the corner

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Shit my friends say

Pauline: “You’ve got a nice pair of testes there, Jed”

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Shit my friends say

*shows picture of guy she likes*

Pauline: “I like the Jesus in Genesis look”

[indigoneverkills]

Shit my friends say

Pauline: I’m going to spoon my way out of this hole. SPOOOOON.

[indigoneverkills]

Shit my friends say

In a physics lesson

Tuub: I like a good bush in the winter.

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Shit my friends say

Pauline: Running braless is like the big swinging dongs on a grandfather clock.

[indigoneverkills]

Shit my friends say

Pauline: I’m magnetic.

Pauline: Moooooo.

[indigoneverkills]

Shit my friends say

Steve: Shaniqua is a partridge.

Shaniqua: *shakes head and leaves through the closest door*

[indigoneverkills]

Do you even just want to push your shortest friend down seventy six flights of stairs?

Because it’s a mood.

[anothernerdstudies]

23.03.18 // 14:21

I saw this postcard while out in paperchase a wild ago, and it made me giggle 🎼

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Shit my friends say

Steve: “I’m going to be a little bitch and shit all over your house” 

[spectacular-spatula]

Me: look into my box of wonders

(A box of brownies in my bag)

Derek reaches for the box, but wasn’t invited

Me: NO! *flails arms, brownie falling out of mouth*

Susan: *eats brownie* she’s a lesbian - get out of her box of wonders

[indigoneverkills]

Shit my friends say

Pauline: I’d rather be a good bottom than a shit top.

[indigoneverkills]

Shit my friends say

Pauline: It’s alright for you. I have to make the milk myself.

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Shit my friends say

Pauline: “I’m going to come, let me squeeze your bottle.”