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My posts are trash just like my grades

[michaelceratonin]

Quaff, oh Quaff this kind nepenthe

And forget this lost Lenore! Quoth the Raven, “Macklemore.”

[45910]

If you ever want to think about pettiness, just remember that once my orchestra teacher had us play “Summertime” just because the band teacher mentioned that string instruments couldn’t play jazz

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I will like to add that I was the one who told her that he said “string instruments cant swing”.

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Why

Me: Oh look my science average is a 97

my father: thats good. you can become a special scientist, the one that isn't good at math

me: ... thanks for all this support

my dad is a meme queen

[debateprobs]

When people use debate terms sexually

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One day I’m going to ask for 69 seconds of prep time. Or use all my time until there is 69 seconds left so the judge will have to say “you have 69 seconds of prep time left”

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People are stupid

me: when u asian af

stupid guy: ur asian?

me: yeah...

him: I thought u were chinese

me: ???????????????

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Can someone explain to me why Fred died 

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

do you agree

reblog if you agree

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B2S

am i the only one that never reads the summer reading books and just the googles summary

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School

Me: Thinking about eating a lgbt sandwich... "Hmmm... gayonnaise or nah?

Teacher: Okay over the summer you have 5 books to read, 8 essays, and you have to start your research project thats due in 6 years.

Me: oh shat.

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When your parents give you the "become a doctor or lawyer" lecture

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Only Asians know the struggle when you get an A- on a test

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and think,"I'm hungry"?

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Teacher: Your homework is to write an essay about your inspiration

Me: Who inspires me is me, myself, and I