?????Pasta????

harry potter, rants, and mushroom lasagna, thanks

[45910]

idk how my friends in college are not just like eating chocolate bars for dinner every day. like yes it makes me feel awful but it’s so tempting and rebellious™️ that i can’t help it. 

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Draco: I’m actually deeply in love with Potter and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names

Ron: Why are you telling me this?

Draco: Because no one will believe you

[45910]

nah that’s just what draco thinks

(later on:

ron: guys you won’t believe what malfoy told me today

hermione: he’s dating harry? yeah we know)

[dead-james-potter-deactivated20]

good things snape did:

- ship wolfstar

- kill dumbledore

- die

[norseminuteman]

[45910]

guys no judgement pls i’m putting it in the tags

[45910]

every character in wednesday is so attractive to me like wednesday tyler xavier enid bianca morticia evil tyler ...

[45910]

part of growing up is realizing your mandarin skills are shit

[45910]

weekend schedule in college dropped

11:00 to 12:00 - eat brunch

12:30 to 12:45 - study

1:00 to 2:00 - take a walk

2:00 to 3:30 - nap

3:30 to 4:00 - eat second lunch

4:00 to 6:00 - feel so ill i physically cannot leave my dorm room

6:00 to 7:30 - dinner 

7:30 to 9:00 - cry to my mom on the phone

9:00 to 2:00 am - rewatch fullmetal alchemist

[dewitty1]

Sirius and Remus by Knock on Twitter (reposted with permission from the artist. Do not delete credit)

[mockwa]

[solidsnake]

fat fuck

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

reblogging early for Fat Fuck Friday (Christmas)

[lestautism]

[lestautism]

thank you for giving this 400 notes it only got 2 reacts in the groupchat

[gracely-studies]

my august 2022 reads!

if you’re interested, i have a more in depth review of if we were villains here. 

[45910]

i know i don’t post ever anymore (whoops lmao) but if anyone wants to check out a side blog.... :) 

[rabdoidal]

rb this and tag what was the horror movie you saw too young and scarred you for years (mine was the first paranormal activity)

[45910]

i’m going to be bullied for this but 

coraline, definitely 

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

PETA is unintentionally creating surrealist humor on a level i can only dream of

[45910]

Can we just acknowledge the fact that Harry and Ron trusted Hermione so much though.

It’s legit their second year at Hogwarts, and they barely know her. She illegally makes an advanced potion that many people older than her can’t even produce with stolen ingredients in a bathroom, and Harry and Ron are just like

oh

ok im just gonna drink this 

[45910]

I think my favorite part of Italian is that the words for “man” and “egg” are only one letter apart

[45910]

Death eaters @ Voldemort

[45910]

Teacher: You have a test in three days

Me: lol whatever

THREE DAYS LATER

Teacher: *hands out test*

Me: What the FUCK