Second Class Citizens
Warning, this is a RANT post. So, if youâre feeling groggy or defensive on this rainy and windy Joaquin day, then skip over this one. Or stay for the action, but I have my fists up, and if you know me, you know I am feisty.
A second class citizen is âa person who is systematically discriminated against within a state or other political jurisdiction, despite their nominal status as a citizen or legal resident there.â (Thanks wikipedia).
In the education world, an art teacher is often treated like a second class citizen. No surprise there, right? I mean, itâs not like we went to school for pedagogy or anything (or was it pedagogy PLUS our specialization, I canât remember). Itâs not like we had to even be certified, I mean all weâre doing is letting the kids paint a wee bit and making sure no one glues their faces to the table. The whole MTELs thing must have been an illusion for me, I tend to hallucinate a lot ... Iâm an artist after all! Since weâre speaking of stereotypes, I might as well throw it out there Iâm also spacey, bad with numbers, like rainbows, wear flamboyant clothing, dye my hair all sorts of bright colors, like to just give away art for free (you know, because I can always make more easily), and like to smoke a lot of pot. Only SOME of those are true ;).
I once sat across the table from a gentleman, who told me, with all due respect, kids should be learning what 2+2 is and preparing for state exams, not making paintings for the refrigerator. Well kind sir, if the art we create makes it to your refrigerator, that is QUITE a compliment. With my 8th period 7th graders, a rambunctious class of 32, I was happy to find that by the end of the unit, no one scooped out a chunk of their fingers (like icecream) using the U-gouge lino cutters. Take that, refrigerator!
Also, there were those times I talked about art history, but thatâs not important. I may have slipped in some information about professional photography, but that doesnât count either. Graphic design, but whoâs counting? Anatomical Illustration, interior design grids, car designs, partnering with the architectural program... booorrringgg...But I digress (as art people do since theyâre sooooo spacey)... back to the 2+2.
Right, 2+2. Back to the 2+2 and state exams. You know, the ones for which you have to memorize the test patterns, and learn the RIGHT way to solve a problem? Didnât you know, thereâs only one right answer? Say it with me: âThe sky is ...â âBlue!â âRight!â
"The grass is ...? âGreen!â âRight!â
âTo unlock a door, you need a ...? âKey!â âRight!â
Hey kids, say goodbye to your childhood, and say hello to this, here, textbook. Itâll teach you everything you need to know in this world. Except creative problem solving. Weâll figure that one out later.
::runs away and hides::.
Alright, education. Some people have the patience and stamina to deal with your bullshit, but not me! I canât seem to swallow my pride with this one. I give up on you - I quit! There are WAY too many creative opportunities out there and time is a tickinâ. (Truth be told, I quit the public school systems a few years ago, but this post was a long time coming).
Although, education, I know itâs not your fault; itâs the fault of politicians, who believe the formula for innovation is math and science. Whatâs art got to do, got to do with it? And, in the mean time, weâre left to fend for ourselves every time someone says âso like, youâre an artist?â.
Yes, Iâm an artist, and what a loaded question!
You know that couch youâre sitting on? Lucky for that second class designer, whose couch you selected for your perfectly furnished living room. Could you live without that couch? Sure. Could you live without all of the other pretty stuff you own? Sure. Could you live in a world where you didnât care about design, and what would that look like? Iâd guess everyoneâs houses would be identical. Everyoneâs dishware would be identical. Everything would be grey, like in Lois Lowryâs book âThe Giverâ, because why does color matter, if design doesnât? And innovation would be on the back burner, since how can we innovate without thinking of design?
So, once more, back to the 2+2, since Iâm a such a mess!

















