dagger; dagger; dagger.

kinblog | they/them | minor | mobile links

[paladinrogue-blog]

dear evan hansen kin discord

no racism, homophobia, sexism, etc., + please be 13+ (no upper age limit)

we’re doubles friendly! please dm me for a link!

[paladinrogue-blog]

dear evan hansen; a summary

anybody have a map: parenting 101

waiving through a window: ya boy is lonely and has crippling anxiety

for forever: /LIES/

sincerely me: SINcerely me; also the second biggest email scandal of 2016

requiem: yikes

if i could tell her: /LIES/ a sequel

disappear: hopeful lies

you will be found: hopeful lies; a sequel

to break in a glove: parenting a sequel

only us: love interest built on /LIES/

good for you: fuck evan

words fail: whoops evan lied

so big/ so small: daddy issues

finale: everything ends up alright in the end

[paladinrogue-blog]

ghost!connor, watching fake!connor dance with Evan in Sincerely Me: damn i fucking wish my brain released that much dopamine

[limeblots]

dear connor murphy, yes i also: 🔘 miss our talks ⚪ took my shot ⚪ shit a rock

stop doing drugs, just try to: ⚪ wish happy birthday to laura dreyfuss ⚪ squip the whole cast, tell ur friend to fuck off 🔘 take deep breaths and go on walks

im sending pictures of the: ⚪ ugliest monkeys 🔘 most amazing trees ⚪ screaming horde of bees

you’ll be obsessed with all my: ⚪ motorcycle keys ⚪ striped shirt factories 🔘 forest expertise

[munchiezxx]

sincerely, me!

[paladinrogue-blog]

rich: looking at michael with a lovestruck expression

michael: looking at jeremy with a lovestruck expression

jeremy: looking at christine with a lovestruck expression

christine: looking at a picture of laura dreyfuss

[orphetoon]

idk what’s going on with my art anymore

[funkshit-deactivated20210616]

those things from the bmc cast recording that haunt me

- the raise in pitch at “i don’t wanna be a hero”

- jeremy stuttering (and leaving out the fact that it’s because christine pointed out the ‘boyf’ on his backpack)

- michael being supportive and a good friend™

- christine being a pure, hyper bean whenever she sings (opposite from her kinkshaming book counterpart)

- “like the only time i get to be *voice deepens* the cen-ter of a-tten-tion”

- the squip song. just the entire squip song.

- “… but we’re not in college-”

- jeremy screaming.

- the squip and Jeremy being dramatic as hell

- michael’s theme being really funky and dorky

- the background vocals in the guy that i’d kinda be into

- the crescendo that goes on for the entirety of upgrade

- that “oooh” sound from halloween. you know what i mean.

- “gET INSIDE MY DIAPER, BOY”

- michael going through the five stages of grief in only three minutes

- “oh, i saw rich ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

- literally every time someone says rich in the smartphone hour

- jenna’s small “yeah” in pitiful children

- “beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep”

- “i’m not what he wants~” “but you’re just what he needs~”

- the pants song in general makes me cry

- that do you wanna hang reprise inside of the play that’s straight up horror movie material

- jake’s upgrade reprise

- “she excites you sssexually”

- christine and jeremy being happy and dorky and in love

- also just to be a music nerd tHE INSTRUMENTALS WERE SO PRETTY WOW

[orions-shiny-belt]

Be More Chill Real Song Titles

Jeremy’s Theme: Funky sci-fi noises

More Than Survive: Exposition in song form 

I Love Play Rehearsal: Jeremy is in love Ft. I am in love

The Squip Song: Rich sounds crazy in any other universe, but here he makes sense

Two-Player Game: No Homo Tho

The Squip Enters: Ah, there he is. That motherfucker. What a tool

Be More Chill Part 1: Mild asshole-ery

Do You Want A Ride: The lyrics say “Hey want a ride home” but their voices say “Fuck me”

Be More Chill Part 2: Aggressive asshole-ery

More Than Survive(Reprise): Self confidence comes at the low low price of your one loyal friend

A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into: Even the supercomputer can’t calculate that plot twist

The Squip Lurks: Menacing sci-fi noises

Upgrade: Self confidence comes at the low low price of your one loyal friend and crush of several years

Halloween: Big Fun but PG-13

Do You Wanna Hang:  B  I  T  CH 

Michael In The Bathroom: Nobody is having a nice night, huh?

The Smartphone Hour(Rich Set A Fire): Let’s make lighthearted gossip about the parentless kid’s house burning down!

The Pitiful Children: He sounds like a villain….and yet I’d join him Ft. My favorite villain song

The Pants Song: Overlooked Song Number 18 Ft. Actually I’m mad, Michael wouldn’t have given a shit about Jeremy at the play and wouldn’t have known about the Squip thing without Mr. Heere coming over and convincing him to stick with his best friend, especially when he’s in a dangerous situation, and we see during The Play even that Jeremy thinks to call Michael when he knows danger is coming, without this song, Michael wouldn’t have even been there, let alone know about the Mountain Dew Red, or give a shit about the whole occurance, so this is a very important song and everyone overlooks in in favor of MITB, while admittedly a sad song, isn’t the end of Michael’s character arc. It ends here.

The Play: Jeremy is almost seduced to the Dark Side

Voices In My Head: Everyone has horrible depression now, but it’s ok because we have the power of friendship on our side!

[paladinrogue-blog]

Alternate Titles For Every "Be More Chill" Song

Jeremy's Theme: Sp00ky

More Than Survive: Spoiler Alert: You Actually ARE The One Who The Story's About

I Love Play Rehearsal: That One Theatre Kid™ You Knew In High School

The Squip Song: iiIIIIIT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Two-Player Game: Gay but Not Quite As Gay As "Sincerely Me"

The Squip Enters: Hello Naughty Children It's Possession Time

Be More Chill Pt. 1: Local Teen Still Kinda On The Fence About Being Mind-Controlled

Do You Wanna Ride?: Girl Who Just Called Jeremy "Jerry" Five Seconds Ago Offers Him Both a Ride and Her Body

Be More Chill Pt. 2: Local Teen Now Fully On Board With Being Mind-Controlled

More Than Survive (Reprise): Please Just Let This Poor Boy Beat His Meat In Peace

A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into: So Say, Hypothetically, There's This Hot Guy, Who I Like, Who's Definitely Not You,,,

The Squip Lurks: S p 0 0 k y

Upgrade: Damn Jeremy Why'd You Have To Do My Mans Michael Like That

Halloween: Brooke, Honey, There's a Reason No One Ever Goes As a Sexy Dog

Do You Wanna Hang?: I'm Kinkshaming Joe Iconis

Michael in the Bathroom: You Think This Is A Funny Song At First And Then Suddenly You're Crying

The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire): Aggravated Arson Has Never Been More Catchy

The Pitiful Children: Beep Bop Boop Beep Bop Boop

The Pants Song: Recruit Your Son's Gay Best Friend To Get Him To Stop Stealing Your Car

The Play: Okay But Where's That Post-Apocalyptic Midsummer Night's Dream Bootleg

Voices In My Head: Everyone Inexplicably Forgives Jeremy For Almost Getting All Of Them Fucking Killed

[paladinrogue-blog]

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

Halfborn leaned toward me. “There’s no shame in being attracted, Magnus.” 

I choked on a piece of feast beast. “What? No, I wasn’t—”

“Staring?” Halfborn grinned.

[hadesick]

if you want to be a main character you’ve got to have something green on you

[softmushie]

it’s not gay if you say bro

[reidspng]

a boyf kiss for pride 🏳️‍🌈

[dreamgiving]

drops percildan sketches and runs

[antoniosbanderas]

Aladdin (1992)