[palebeneathtan]

Think I accidentally went through you whole blog oops

you are braver than the us marines

[palebeneathtan]

today i saw someone kill a spider and then put it in their pocket… can’t believe i saw brian sella with my own two eyes

[palebeneathtan]

oh wait... it wasn’t actually brian sella if that’s what you’re thinking it was really my own mother 

[palebeneathtan]

anon... please come back to me... tell me what part of my story you didn’t believe...

[palebeneathtan]

stop trying so hard. i 100% don’t believe the spider story. anyone who does is even dumber than you

lmao i know you’re trying to be mean but this is just hilarious 

[palebeneathtan]

WHY WOULD I FUCKING LIE ABOUT SEEING SOMEONE PUT A DEAD SPIDER IN THEIR POCKET THIS IS TOO FUNNY 

[palebeneathtan]

stop trying so hard. i 100% don’t believe the spider story. anyone who does is even dumber than you

lmao i know you’re trying to be mean but this is just hilarious 

[palebeneathtan]

today i saw someone kill a spider and then put it in their pocket... can’t believe i saw brian sella with my own two eyes

[palebeneathtan]

bitch

[palebeneathtan]

i’m kinda like ehh about the new tfb, but it’ll grow on me for sure

[ponceyprep-deactivated20200707]

more than it hurts

[palebeneathtan]

no crying in modern baseball

[palebeneathtan]

the front bottoms eat ass

[palebeneathtan]

how do you do the colored text thing i have something important to do

[palebeneathtan]

the front bottoms

[palebeneathtan]

how do you do the colored text thing i have something important to do

[bucky--barnes]

The Front Bottoms albums alignment chart

[palebeneathtan]

“do you know the front bottoms?”

“they sound like they live in a van.”

[palebeneathtan]

i think the universe is trying to prevent me from seeing the front bottoms

[palebeneathtan]

i would fight brian sella at any given moment and it knows

[palebeneathtan]

i think the universe is trying to prevent me from seeing the front bottoms