[weloveshortvideos]

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[steveisoncrack-blog]

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

[peaceroxi]

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

[titaniumvulpes]

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

[1blesstherains]

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

IT’S BACK

[scully1998]

WHY IS THIS BACK

[darringtonshorthalt]

WHYYYYY

[kuoret-deactivated20140823]

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

[krakkenchaos]

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

[knightofsunlight-deactivated201]

IT DROPPED ME IN A IN A FUCKING AIRPORT

[turnip-sized]

the last one

[you-must-like-me-deactivated202]

are you fucking kidding me?

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I played one time and it literally started me just outside O. R. Tambo International Airport (Johannesburg, South Africa).

[sansasurvived]

[willemscream]

Goddamnit Grandma

[helpimtrappedinawebsite]

I DONT CARE WHAT SEASON IT IS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

[arcaneetherofficial]

[d4c]

[yelirsti-deactivated20220719]

BYE WERE ALL DEAD

[jasonptodd]

DESTROY IT WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE

[muffinpines]

I just watched the video and it’s full reply to the question “will robots take over the world?” is…

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake. “

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[tsuntsunmisaki-deactivated20171]

how can you not reblog this

[swolizard]

I have finally found the source of my sarcasm. Thanks, Pixar

[applepiewithextrafreedom-deacti]

take a moment to revel in the fact that trump threw a hissy fit because a buzzfeed reporter had the gall to take pictures of all the empty seats at one of his rallies. this is the photos trump wanted people to see:

this is the photo a buzzfeed reporter took of the front seats, closest to the podium, as viewed from behind. ok sure there are some empty seats.

but it gets worse. these are the photos from the far back.

and then he keeps saying that his rallies are packed and overflowing

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

[kristenwiiggle]

[bana05]

Sensational.

[donkeydickjess]

LMAO

[theinturnetexplorer]

[vicanlp]

goddamn nerd

[trippyytrip]

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

[renkris-deactivated20130506]

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

[anus]

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

[museumlad]

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

[heyfunniest]

IM BAWLING

[fly-high-be-fearless52]

That’s so cute I wanna cry

[niall-ate-mynamee]

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

[prismatic-bell]

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

[angrygirlcomics-prime]

I really love Gordon Ramsay and his willingness to learn from others

You see how nasty he gets on Kitchen Nightmares but he goes into another chef’a kitchen and lets them treat him like shit when they’re teaching him

He once tried to learn how to make hand pulled noodles from a Chinese chef and he didn’t patronize or condescend just treated him with total respect and let the man call him an idiot when he failed and took it all with a great sense of humor

I follow his twitter and he’s just so funny and nice and I LOVE HIM OK

[bipper-billdipper-deactivated20]

What a sweet man, though. Have you seen the way he acts with kids. Just ugh. Amazing!

[golden-heart-girl]

Okay, but have you seen him with children? He did a Master Chef Junior and the kids (which were like legit chefs) were the sweetest, but if they cried he consoled them and watch it please it’s great.

[kropotkindersurprise]

[cooliecut]

This is the best post on tumblr hands down

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

rip

[laughable-lion-king-art]

The fuck did I just watch? 

[toocooltobehipster]

[chaoticlivi]

Reasons I relate to cats

don’t touch me

wait, no, come back, i need snuggles

that’s enough snuggles

i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone

tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you

“i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”

“why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”

“i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”

(hisses)

“i want food”

“but not this food”

(wanders around)

[amerixcan-horror-story]

feel old yet?

[seeking-the-unknown]

i wasn’t ready