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19/FL - Aries - ENFP IG & Twitter: @jordan_welniak youvebeenchopped.tumblr.com

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[loosesealbluths]

[monsterking-archive-deactivated]

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[advanced-procrastination]

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

[kuribho-deactivated20180129]

This song is very catchy but you know what's catchier...

These hands

[youvebeenchopped]

GUESS WHO STARTED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR SUMMER 2018! My friends and I posted a trailer with videos from the past year or so to summarize what are videos/vlogs will be about! So go watch and subscribe if you want to see mediocre content and lack luster humor :) no but really this is going to be a lot of fun to keep up with and more so just a way for my friends and I to keep a video diary of this awesome time in our lives.

[helpimtrappedinawebsite]

[excima]

me

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

by the end of 2016 “social media” will be replaced by enjoying a nice ginger ale

[teathattast]

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

I NEED THIS LEVEL OF SOUL NOURISHMENT

[davids-harbour]

the year of realizing things is finally over 

[vegasclown-deactivated20181204]

i see a komodo dragon and i think, “well that dude fucks”

[ginger-ale-official]

hoho! this is me every time i see someone drinking a ginger ale!

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

are you god

[stardustschild]

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

[sneakyfeets]

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

[excima]

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they sleep

[unclefather]

me and the love of my life

[normalwizard]

we should honestly start using this gif instead of the “how could you say something so controversial yet so brave” one

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat