Panda Princess Alamode

[platycryptus]

WHERE SHE FLIES, THE EARTH TREMBLES

I had high hopes for my 25 gram monster caterpillar from last year, and she did not dissapoint.

[elytrid]

Moths are the fuckin’ coolest. I love them.

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

Truly a ferocious predator.

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

[itsa-me-amelie]

the big wolves are his younger sisters

[formerprincewille]

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

[thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout]

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?

[javocjovian]

I’ve been looking for this everywhere!!!

[notsafefortum-blr-deactivated20]

This made me smile on a day I did t think I could

[ren-allen]

@dr-gloom

[prokopetz]

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

[burnt-kloverfield]

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

[prokopetz]

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

[reactionfaces]

What

if

[reactionfaces]

Wait!

Also…

[cosmic-giraffe]

Behold, A MAN

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

I WOULD PREFER TO NOT BEHOLD A MAN

[terratheterror]

if you have a twitter and aren’t following this man, you’re a fucking idiot

[terratheterror]

i stan a fucking KING

[tharkflark1]

“this is a cashew” IM DEAD

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[mi1f]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

margaret atwood was right

[thatsparrow]

i wanted to see if this was real and a) it is and b) it sucks as bad as you think it would

[literallyaflame]

not to hop in on the Hottest Discourse but:

age gaps aren’t inherently bad between adults, but they are incredibly suspect in instances where one party has significantly more agency and experience due to their age. a thirty year old dating a forty year old, for instance, isn’t all that big a deal. but an eighteen year old should be VERY suspicious of a thirty year old wanting to get with them. they’ve had twelve years to establish themselves as an adult. an eighteen year old has had maybe a few months to do so.

i’m saying this as a person who briefly dated a thirty year old at age 19 (it wasn’t good lol), and also as a person with happily married parents who have a 12 year age gap. the difference is that my mom was in her thirties when she met my dad; she’d had plenty of time to find a career and a name for herself in the world.

stay safe, love urself, try to make good decisions but don’t beat yourself up if you’ve ever been the victim of an unbalanced or abusive relationship

[rednightmare18]

I need yall to understand that healthy 30 year olds look at 19-year-olds and see kids. Not in a demeaning way – but in a way that automatically removes that 19-year-old from romantic consideration. And even if you “look very mature for your age,” a healthy 30 year old will learn you are 19 and back out of that crush at 90 mph no matter how good your contour game is.

[weirdmageddon]

spongebob screencaps that have a feeling

[weirdmageddon]

[laxu]

[spongehole]

[anneemay]

@tariqah

[tariqah]

[beckette]

men weaponize art against women

[beckette]

notable examples of this include:

that one college guy who was going to play the piano on campus until his ex took him back

the game designer who tried to propose to his (now ex) girlfriend via the spider man video game

the song “hey there, delilah”. written abt a girl who was in a relationship w another man

any time a guy tries to use art to manipulate a woman into loving him and/or giving him what he wants, he’s wielding it as a weapon

[beckette]

yo shout out to everyone who’s interpreted this post as me saying that men should never make art for any reason ever again. they’re right

[guantanamo-bae]

Our queen

[bloodanddiscoballs]

this reminds of these kids I used to nanny. the eldest (8 at the time) taught me how to play chess with this set. I remember him going over the pieces and stated that Luigi was the queen and he, no joke, said “because he’s the nicest and you have to protect someone like that” that has always stuck in my head whenever I see Luigi now

[synapple]

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

[weenkinks]

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

[susanpevensle]

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

[creekfiend]

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[fizzyarts]

This is so true! I always start judging my art work before I finish it but I still continue doing it and at the end it turns out great

[space--butterflies]

Bulbasaur: *squeaks*

me, sobbing: fucking superb, you funky little cabbage