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“I was supposed to be painting today. Now it looks like I will be spending it in research mode. Sometimes I really hate myself.” Y’all ever had a dream that made you compulsively need to start all of the research? No? Just me. Cool. https://www.instagram.com/p/B_5j__eAV-RbMl5kusYXnTpAmSBMTw6NFAs5KI0/?igshid=11ip7s18mco0a
@jennbie_dahl and I would like to give a huge Thank You to everyone who drove down/ came out to watch us perform #Marionette last night. We had fun, and look forward to competing at nationals in Toronto in July! Thank you for your support and love, we really do appreciate it. (Shout out to the random group-dubbed our fan club by the emcee-by the back bar that gave us an extra loud cheer during introductions. We don't know who you are, but we love you.) Special thanks to the ladies that helped us create/ clean this routine. We wouldn't be able to pull the tricks we do with out you! 💜💜💜💜💜@laurensarahpole @keyonajoline @jade317 #Terpsichores #APFC #CPFA2016 #Doubles #EmbraceTheJourney #EmbracePoleArt
One of our favorite new heroines is Amani from REBEL OF THE SANDS, whose incredible feats make her the greatest myth of the desert. They say she’s the best sharp shooter for miles, that she can tame ancient beasts, and that she never lies. Which got us thinking…what do people say about us readers? Read on for 9 very true myths about the majestical book lover:
1. They can only be glimpsed when they’ve finished a chapter and deem it a good time to accomplish other activities necessary for survival (eating and sleeping).
2. They receive health-bolstering jolts of energy upon entering a bookstore.
3. They can reread the same story an infinite number of times and still weep with the same passion as the very first time.
4. They can accomplish herculean tasks even after sacrificing nights of sleep to finishing a book.
5. Time stands still and the earth stops rotating for 2 minutes when they discover that the book they’ve been waiting for is available at the library.
6. Their fury upon finding out that the book they loaned a friend is damaged hath no match in this universe.
7. Inhaling the aroma of new book smell (or old book smell) has been said to increase their lung capacity 500%.
8. Their circle of friends can reach multiple hundreds…of fictional characters.
9. Their friendship cannot be compared, because they always have the best book recommendations and are overall quite magical beings.
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A successful version of our #handstand #Acro... One where no foot injuries were sustained. #Doubles #Terpsichores #RoomsLove #CPFA2016
Okay Ya’ll, do I ever have a story for you. (This is going to be long, so strap in for this crazy ass ride.) Three years ago I met a guy named Terran. We went on one coffee date to Remedy, and then because I did not yet have the finesse needed to extract myself, we went for dinner that same evening. One date. That’s it. After that I attempted to ghost him. It wasn’t easy. This guy would call me 2-10 times a day, and text bomb the shit out of me. Eventually he got the hint, or so I thought. Fast forward three months later. I got a message from him, under a different name, pretending to not know me. When I called him on it, because I’m not dumb, he tried to play it off like a joke and stated that he thought I ‘didn’t give [him] enough of a chance.’ Sorry friend, I was uncomfortable around you. You will not guilt me into putting myself in that position again. Fast forward another year. He followed me on Twitter. I was cautious, but nothing too creepy happened. Now we have arrived at three weeks ago. I got a notification on my snapchat. 'Terran has added you!’ As there is no ignore button, I just avoided the whole situation. But the notification was still there, and it was bothering me. So today, I thought I would throw him a bone, and add him back (if only to get rid of the notification.). This was his response back. I am not kidding you. Some of the nastiest things he said, because he got really awful, were unfortunately wiped (thanks snapchat) before I could take a picture of them. My only regret is that, in my frustration and confusion, I misspelled misogynist wrong. I normally would keep these kinds of things to myself, but as a feminist I feel like I really need to display this guy, and his disgusting attitude. Not only did he make me feel unsafe, uncomfortable, and like I owed him something while I was with him, but he continued to harass me for months after. Then years later, he attempts to slut shame, insult, and threaten me (unfortunately the thinly veiled threats were the messages I wasn’t able to screenshot in time.) for something I definitely had no part in. I feel like this is a very blatant example of gender inequality, and I really want to bring awareness to this kind of inappropriate nonsense. Unfortunately the Internet feeds into this kind of culture, I don’t know if he would have had the courage to say those kinds of things to my face. (If he did he probably would have experienced a whole new level of crazy.) Enjoy this crazy exchange! Is this real life?
With Valentine’s Day nearly at our front doorsteps, we bet there are at least a few of you looking for a little clarity in your love life. Fear not, because the answers all lie within books! Read on for advice to make February 14th go smoothly WHATEVER your romantic situation:
When you’ve been helping a guy get with your friend, but you’re starting to fall for him:
Or you’re the most powerful female jinni on earth and you start to fall in love with Aladdin when you’re supposed to be setting him up with a princess like in THE FORBIDDEN WISH by Jessica Khoury.
When you’re supposed to be thinking about romance, but you have your heart set on pizza:
Or you’ve finally found the right guy AND his family happens to own a pizza joint like in SAINT ANYTHING by Sarah Dessen.
When it feels like you’re just on a totally different page than him sometimes:
Or the gorgeous football player you met actually belongs to a whole different time and plane of existence, like in THE LOVE THAT SPLIT THE WORLD by Emily Henry.
And his texting game is always so confusing:
When you’re starting to wonder if he has any other mode that isn’t “goof off”
Or you’ve fallen for your little brother’s best friend who doesn’t have the best track record like in THE BOY MOST LIKELY TO by Huntley Fitzpatrick.
Thanks to authors Jessica Khoury, Sarah Dessen, Emily Henry, and Huntley Fitzpatrick for giving us infinite wisdom by writing these texts!
And check out the best books to read, swoon, and repeat right here!
I love these. They're adorable.
Doubles tricks! @Terpsichores practice with @jennbie_dahl. #RoomsLove #Doubles #Pole #Aerials
Same bowling alley. Exactly 19 years apart. Balls both heading straight for the gutter.
Apparently somethings don't change. Just redoing the same birthday 19 years later. (When I was 5 it was an easy-bake oven, now it's a panini press. The adult equivalent.)
Me exactly (minus a few hours) 19 years ago; impatiently awaiting permission to open my birthday present. I'm doing the same thing now; however it's less acceptable for a 24 year old to wake people up and demand presents, so I shall have to wait for morning. (It was an easy bake oven, incase you were wondering.) #24
That time we almost killed @cantstopdance. You can't tell because I'm looking away, but my face is covered in concern for her. #Terpsichores #Doubles #ShoulderMountHang
First time preparing Cornish Hens, and I don't think that I did terribly. Thanks @cantstopdance for the help with the sweet potato smear. #merrychristmas
"To Alex, I remember our tradition. From Santa." Best Christmas gift by far (every year). #ThanksSanta #RupertAnual
That one time my hair style channeled Salazar Slytherin. #harrypotter #HissHissMotherFuckers 🐍🐍🐍
Somebody quoted one of my tweets last night, out of context, to perpetuate something I don’t find kosher. So, in true Alex form, I let them have a piece of my mind. Strong women DO NOT knock down other women (or really anybody for that matter), they celebrate their triumphs. Personally I think rocking a body like Adriana Lima’s, at age 34, after having 2 children, and being in the shape she is in is 100% a triumph. Also something I’d definitely want to emulate. #vsfashionshow2015 #healthybodies
Prime realty: the spot right under the oven vent. #RadarLove #chorkie #chihuahua #yorkie #instapuppy
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Pole Dancers Go Parkour in new street trend
Pole dancing isn’t just for strip clubs anymore. The sexy art form has taken over dance studios and gyms around the world with fitness instructors offering classes like Yoga Pole and even underwater pole dancing in swimming pools. A stripper pole has morphed into just another piece of workout gear—as commonplace as that bouncy inflatable ball thing that the mayor of Portlandia sits on.
Now, pole dancing has become parkour for the strong, sexy set. While parkourinvolves flipping off high railings and jumping from rooftop to rooftop like Batman, street pole happens when a pole dancer uses her scary-strong shoulder muscles to invert her body on a traffic sign or some such vertical column.
This means that across all social networks, #streetpole is now code for “look at this amazing picture of me magically floating sideways on this stop sign, no big deal.”
I live this. #polefitness
