Bottled Lights @bottledlights - Tumblr Blog

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

cykelops

found it

pangur-and-grim

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

pangur-and-grim

arkashas

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

valdevia

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

elodieunderglass

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

marinella-ela

photozoi

Site Supervisor

gingerhastoomanyobsessions

derinthescarletpescatarian

Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

autumngracy

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

edwardbateman

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

liberalsarecool

Stay engaged.

posttexasstressdisorder

Even though it's hard...stay engaged.

ultrareginarules

Keep fighting, keep resisting. It's only over when you give up.

fullmoonguidance

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

fullmoonguidance

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

bungerc0re

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

contemptible-scoundrel

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

animentality

alfgifu

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.