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He/him
@straightestmike is lying he's actually super gay
I'm so super pansexual
Has anyone seen my sister flora?? She has history of putting people into physchosis and it seems like I'm the only one who can keep her company without getting killed or insane, so um we better find her soon!!
Extra cool facts about me -> my full name is Milestin fair the 3rd child and I love guitar, I'm the coolest guy on earth btw but you are too I guess, I think I was separated at birth because me and my cousins look strangely alike, I'm the youngest of the cousins, I love my wolf spider named hard, he's named that because it was a hard to catch his ass
Straightestmike lore;
God(s) apparently-> @the-god-ross-duffer, @rossdufferstrangerthings, and @shawn-levy-strangerthings
WHAT IS IT -> @straightestpaladin @deadest-mews
In law cousfinns-> @alivest-eddie, @closeted-theoooo
Cousfinns -> me, @ask-the-wheeler, @bisexualborisp, @gayestrichie, @mircolable-trevorspengler, @bisexualestziggy, @bicuriousestchris
My fíance's -> @jonathan-bisexualers, @gayesteddie, @bis3xualsteve and @gayestcody, @c4rlt0n-offical
Strange people-> @straightestmike, @athleticlucas, @bis3xualmax, @dustin-judges, @straightestella, @gayestwiil, @lesbianestrobin, @erica-ace, @gayesteddie, @lesbianestchrissy @bis3xualsteve @lesbianest-vickie @jonathan-bisexualers @lesbianest-barb @lesbianest-eden @homo-argyle @askbyers @therealvecna @joyceisdelusional @bisexualesttina, @straightest-eden, @pansexualest-suzie @ask-the-eleven @deadest-alexei @scaredesttammy
Straightestmikes siblings-> @lesbianestnancy (this one is my favorite cousin) and @unlabeledholly
Other people-> @straightest-michelle, @lesbian-willow, @gayestcody, @realest-stan @bisexualestbill
Ships; [Robin + Nancy + Chrissy + Vickie + Barb + eden are in a polycule | Steve + Eddie +. Jonathan +miles + Cody are in a mlm polycule | Boris is married to teddy | Richie is widowed | Dustin is married to who knows | Lucas and Max are in a open relationship | Ella is dating Cosmo {Italian model} | Mikey is obviously in love with wiilis | Cody is willis ex husband | Michelle is married to Mikey | Michelle is in love with willow]
Mikey aka straightestmike is camping in wiilis garden and eating his flowers because he's in love with him, however he has internalized homophobia thus Cody and willis divorced, Michelle and willow are the female versions of Mikey and will, the finnverse cousins are a ever expanding queer group who are related to Mikey, Dustin, Erica and Holly are here to clock tea I assume, the lesbianest are all in a polyamourus relationship where they parent a cat named joy-> ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎ Steve, Eddie and Jonathan are here to parent [assumed], whilst max and lucas make everyone jealous of their relationship, Robin and Dustin are the media managers aka they have canva, the higher beings, the 2 ross duffers, matt duffer and Shawn Levy are going to rapture us, Cody joined the mlm polycule along with me
