Too High for THis SHit

Life motto, man.

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"Speaking of donut worlds, it's possible for a donut shaped planet to exist."

[godwound]

Random Aesthethic Generator

[rp-memes]

I dare you to flirt with my muse.

[insanitybounds]

when people talk to you and you forget their names and so you just refer to them as ‘dude’

[innxcentem-archive-deactivated2]

     ”vomited…”

( looks more like she might vomit. )

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"... Uh, sorry about the poor choice of words."

[ Congrats on slipping on word vomit, Sean. ]

[innxcentem-archive-deactivated2]

     ”that looks um. appetizing…”

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"You want some? I know. It's like a pizza vomited on fries, but it's actually pretty good. I'll work on the visual stuff next time."

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"Tried to make a pizza out of fries."

"Key word: tried."

[ It looks like everything - sauce, cheese, toppings- but the crust was dumped onto a pile of fries. ]

[intensefoodcravings]

French Fry and Hot Dog Pizza

[photouploadlimit-blog]

Actor Caleb Landry Jones is photographed in Cannes, France on May 21, 2014 by Fabrizio Maltese

[thegoldxnsnitch-blog]

     ”I don’t know who you are, but get out of my apartment.”

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"... Sorry to bother you. I'll just leave you alone forever."

[thegoldxnsnitch-blog]

     ”There are none…?               Are you alright, man?”

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"Are you kidding me?"

"... I'll just make an everything burrito. I'm just hungry, s'all."

[thegoldxnsnitch-blog]

     ”What.”

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"Burritos. Where. Are. Theeey?"

[thegoldxnsnitch-blog]

     ”the fuck is a werejaguar?           what’s next? werecheetahs?                             wereburritos????????”

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"... Where are the burritos?"

[cassiopeium-deactivated20190223]

Brooklyn 99 humor aside, I kinda shipped Sean Cassidy and Angel Salvadore. I wish there was more stuff about them. They could have had it all, you know? Darn, if only I wasn’t so quiet about it when the fandom was active years ago. 

[innxcentem-archive-deactivated2]

ubiquely​

polymorphen​

papasmurfmcdonald

     ”you know, the rate of violent crime in baltimore is       two to three times higher than the national average?

                                                      granted, it is a large city,                                                       but still. don’t you think                                                       that’s messed up?”

[papasmurfmcdonald]

"That's so messed up, man." He shakes his head in disgust. 

[textsfromxavieracademy]

[hemmingslukeys-has-moved-deacti]

Damn! I wanted to be called Mystique.