Parable News

Your... favorite... What was my line again?

[pawnperyton]

ok idiot well i’m at dave n busters and you’re not also ikm too lazy to repost so im sending you more asks fuck you die <3332

go dave your busters instead of sending me asks you bum <3

[gasstationrat]

ok also kys love you bye lalala i’ll win 2 tickets for you no more no less and you can get one tootsie roll. It’s arsenic filled. Of love

[pawnperyton]

a toostie roll?? you gotta be fucking kiddinf me .

[gasstationrat]

it’s what you deserve

[pawnperyton]

don't even talk to me anymore . not even the sour toilet candy with the lolipop and sour powder??? you don;t even KNOW ME.

[gasstationrat]

I said what you deserve. Not what you’d like. Fagface

[pawnperyton]

Can i report you for harassment

[gasstationrat]

to who dipshit

[pawnperyton]

Im going to tell cove

[gasstationrat]

ok and he won’t do anything

[pawnperyton]

I'LL TELL MAV.

[parable-news]

Tell me what..?

[azpen-archivez]

WHO BROUGHT YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD?!

[parable-news]

Did someone say something...

[pawnperyton]

ok idiot well i’m at dave n busters and you’re not also ikm too lazy to repost so im sending you more asks fuck you die <3332

go dave your busters instead of sending me asks you bum <3

[gasstationrat]

ok also kys love you bye lalala i’ll win 2 tickets for you no more no less and you can get one tootsie roll. It’s arsenic filled. Of love

[pawnperyton]

a toostie roll?? you gotta be fucking kiddinf me .

[gasstationrat]

it’s what you deserve

[pawnperyton]

don't even talk to me anymore . not even the sour toilet candy with the lolipop and sour powder??? you don;t even KNOW ME.

[gasstationrat]

I said what you deserve. Not what you’d like. Fagface

[pawnperyton]

Can i report you for harassment

[gasstationrat]

to who dipshit

[pawnperyton]

Im going to tell cove

[gasstationrat]

ok and he won’t do anything

[pawnperyton]

I'LL TELL MAV.

[parable-news]

Tell me what..?

[anangelishere]

Log #2

IIIIII HATE HIM. I hate him. I miss him. AUAGGDDGG

wait I found the phone again

[anangelishere]

log #1

im so boreddd im like on my third bottle of wine. idek if i evben have the concept of drinming liquids anymroee but I met a friend through the phone . and i miss him already. I miss terrorizing him. I miss talking to people in general. I miss tiger boyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[anangelishere]

Tiger boyyyyyyy...... tigerrrdddx tigerrrr boyy.....pick up the phoneeeeee .. please.

[parable-news]

Hey, I hope you have a good night/day

I don’t know what the afterlife is like but I hope you have even a little bit of peace

I miss what I can't remember.

[parable-news]

Uhhh should I use emoji or not cuz idk anyways name guy again,

How's Heaven or whatever 🎉

"Hellish. And oddly cold. Feels like the office but without the air conditioner noise."

[parable-news]

Damn, you cheated on Oliver for a grandma :/

"Oliver has more to worry about."

[parable-news]

Sooooo, how was Christmas? Did you get any gifts at your grave /j /lh

"I found a gift at your mother's house when I was there."

[parable-news]

Can you believe it? Christmas, just a day away

Christmas is in a day

Woo hoo

I’m very excited about this information /ref

"Christmas? Already? Hm..."

[parable-news]

Name Guy, what the actual hell does that even mean???

"I am already dead."

[parable-news]

Hello, good sir! Happy holidays! (: Here is a Christmas cookie and warm, friendly hug! 🍪🫂

Though I only came to give you those, I’ll also ask you a question so that I am using this Q&A correctly. 👍 Who is your favorite narrator? 🤔

"Hello there. Thank you for the cookie. Uh... I'm not a big fan of Narrators. Or... the thought of multiple ones.... They are all power-hungry."

[parable-news]

Person Who Knows your name again, uh Hi, hope ur doing well, and I hope ur alive and well and safe and will not die very soon!!!

"I'm having doubts. I'm sorry, I should be posting more."

[parable-news]

"Like looking in a double-sided mirror. The narrative mourns me even when I don't want to be in it. When will my influence end?"

[parable-news]

can I eat the adventure line

"Why are you asking me? I'm not in charge of it. It may enjoy my company, but I won't know what would happen if you ate it! That could be an animal. It could have several diseases. Take no chances."

[parable-news]

How do you feel about the skip button?

"My mind was almost shut off at that point, I wasn't there completely. I have no real thoughts on it... Unfortunate for anyone else who was here, I suppose. I only became more aware after the whole thing."

[mylittlewhiteroom]

Loser response, real ones love the skip button and want to make out with me I mean want to make out with it.

[parable-news]

"A loser response would actually be whatever The Narrator said during it. Excuse me for not being conscious during the billion years it took."

[parable-news]

How do you feel about the skip button?

"My mind was almost shut off at that point, I wasn't there completely. I have no real thoughts on it... Unfortunate for anyone else who was here, I suppose. I only became more aware after the whole thing."