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I’m Barf 20 years old they/them texan. Genderless nonbinary faggot and god’s freakiest asexual. Not quite human. cat creature and good kitty. Weirdo who’s into guns, piss, vomit, petplay, combat boots, humiliation, leather, blood, wounds, spit, feeding, noncon, and intox. I love p12 and gun sex and imagining the postal dudes fucking each other.

‼️NSFW AND PERVERT SAFE BLOG! GET FREAKY!‼️

Send me art requests or any headcanons (sexual or sfw) you want to share with me. I don’t bite. Unless you want that.

look at #my art for my awesome drawings

TCC and minors DNI. I block as I please.

Guess what's coming tonight?

WAHOOOO!!!!!!!!

#been waiting for this

shadiaodemumu-blog

#others art

i love goodra so much sigh. fat goopy dragon i Want you

billiuspendragon

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

uncle dave would stand in the bathroom and watch p1 shower under the guise of making sure p1 really cleans himself cause hes been acting so out of it lately. p1 feels really weird about it and moves awkwardly as he washes himself cause he hates being watched like that but dave just cares about him and his hygiene so he shouldn’t complain. he just avoids eye contact and occasionally mumbles a response to dave when he says something. dave can’t seem to keep his eyes off p1 and when p1’s back is turned dave touches himself

#dudedave

um um send drawing requests

#it’s been a hot second since I’ve drawn the dudes or notim I’ve been locked in on art fight I’m craving postal yaoi

am i the only one who wants to see guns being held between thighs and messed with like they're dicks anyways

did you think I would say no, I don’t want to see guns held between thighs getting jerked and sucked off? Who do you take me for.

#asks

🪱 p3 fucking p2 hard and spitting in his face and slapping his ass and calling him the worst names he can think of and then they get chinese food after and watch cartoons god I wish that were me

average date night for them <3 p2 with god’s sorest ass eating kung pao chicken on the couch while p3 laughs about something stupid on the tv. they love each other

#asks #🪱

Someone choosing to follow you despite their own DNI = you having rapey vibes? do people like. Even hear themselves? Hopefully that was ragebait because I just. I hope people arent legitimately that fuckin stupid.

lolll literally. the awesome thing is that the postal dudes are Not Real People and nobody gets hurt when I talk about them raping each other. I’m also mature and smart enough to separate fiction and reality like most people can.

#asks #that anon could spend their time and energy supporting or volunteering to help sexual abuse survivors instead of fretting over what I’m #doing online

sorry for being an active threat anyways. do you guys like my eevee cards

#I also have the full art of eevee laying on its back being cute but I display that one

https://www.tumblr.com/paradiseaz/822542007467737088/i-think-its-really-funny-when-someone-who-has-me?source=share

You definitely don't sound like a rapist and active threat when you say you this shit. /Sarc

I wouldn't be surprised if you're on the sex offenders registry.

thanks for the /sarc. I wouldn’t have been able to tell you were being sarcastic otherwise

#active threat is really really funny. is this how you wanna spend your time? do you really in your heart of hearts believe #that im some kind of threat #I’m also asexual. I’m not having sex let alone committing sex crimes #but thanks for my first anon hate awww awww confetti

dave rubbing p1’s crotch over his jeans and laughing when p1 instinctually bucks his hips into the touch and whines about it

#dudedave

I think it’s really funny when someone who has me in their DNI follows me

#like you do realize I’m posting about rape and incest because it’s HOT to me right?

I think your so freaking cool! I love your blog and I love your art so much!! your honestly a big inspiration 😖

Awwww thank you… I’m glad my weird pervert blog can inspire you

#asks

p1 staying over at uncle dave’s for the night and he starts to get settled on the couch to sleep before dave tells him they can just share his bed it’s way more comfortable than the couch. and p1 not knowing any better says fine. cause it’s totally normal for uncle and nephew to sleep together in the same bed. and they get comfortable and dave starts spooning p1 and p1 feels weird about it but it’s oddly comforting at the same time so he accepts it. and dave’s hands wander over his chest and thighs a little but that’s normal. and p1 wakes up in the middle of the night to dave groping him but it was probably just a dream. so he falls back asleep telling himself that

#dudedave

Thought on wax play

I do not honestly know anything about wax play

#asks

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