[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[colourofoctober]

ok but like what I have never understood is why this was such a big deal… like we eat ice cream all the time and it’s no biggie?!?!!! HOW FREAKIN COLD WAS IT?!!??

[paradoxandplaid]

My teeth are really sensitive to cold and I get horrible brain freeze, I would 100% have this reaction if I took to big of a bit of sorbet

[carb-queen13]

Baby Jesus is a chicken wing

[blulilboi]

Explain

[carb-queen13]

Tender and mild

[officiallycostco-deactivated201]

FUCK

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[trulysad]

[anus]

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

[thomasthetalkingengine]

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[prblms]

[xenothral-deactivated20230707]

[paradoxandplaid]

i have 6

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[dat-soldier]

[paradoxandplaid]

jesus

[cat-cosplay]

“Halloween is the best! Everyone thinks you’re just wearing a costume when you go out!”

@tmnt

[narcoleptrix]

@paradoxandplaid

[paradoxandplaid]

They outdid me ugh

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[paradoxandplaid]

i wouldn't even excuse myself

[bottommemes]

[surprisebitch]

sign me up

[wizardshark]

see i dont understand what else this could possibly mean

[thejusticethatissocial]

flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH

[lizziemcguirequotes]

HAPPY   H A L L O W E E N   FROM LIZZIE MCGUIRE

[dar-draws]

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

[ruinedchildhood]

[brittany-murphy]

[thebelchers]

[mcnugget-happy-meal-moved]