Paranoid Racer

@paranoidracer

Keep your optical sensor to yourself!

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breaking-things-down replied to your photo: No, no. I’m pretty sure both of you are cats :3c ...

…………. Wait what.

.... My thoughts exactly. And I am not sure I want to know....

It's my sweet little secret, Breaky~

Don't call me that. I hate it and I will step on you if you continue.

But seriously, where did you get it?

No, no. I'm pretty sure both of you are cats :3c

W-WHAT?! What IS that?! It's not true we are not cats, even though we are kinda cute and, Where the PIT did you find that?!

"I am Fearstorm," the drone immediately booms in response. His tone isn’t menacing, but rather just loud. "I talked to him on the comm net, and he mentioned that he had a team of racers. And it occurred to me…" he cocks his head slightly. “That there are a lot of Decepticons out there on the ‘net that I don’t know about."

He shakes his head. Clearly the notion unsettles him. “So I’m trying to make sure I keep up with as many as I can. I, er, don’t know which one of his team you are, mind clearing that up for me, sir?" He asks. Fearstorm never once lowers his volume (he seems to have it permanently pumped to maximum) but he manages, somehow, to inject a hint of respectfulness into his tone. It’s probably not something Breakdown is used to.

*Breakdown winces at the loud voice. Damn he may not be Dead End but he kinda like the quiet. People talking too loud kinda scared him.* A-ah, so you saw Motormaster, hm... *Breakdown doesn't look like he is thrilled by the mention of his Gestalt Leader.*

Oh, that's normal, not knowing people. They come and go because of the tears. Half of my team is still missing. Other things happen too, so don't be surprised if you wake up in someone else body or whatever.

I am Breakdown. The Lamborghi- Wait, did you just call me sir? *The little Lambo looks as perturbed as Fearstorm when he mentionned not knowing everyone. Nobody called him 'sir'. That was like Motormaster being nice or Big Me liking being called cute.Just impossible.*

Found this and thought of you~ Are you following your big brother's footsteps and became a kitty? :3c

Hm, err... No? Big Me isn't a kitty... Even though he can be cu- very nice, sometimes.

Well, I dunno, aren’t you a Prime? You are supposed to be at least a little responsible, right?

hotheaded-leader

Nope, not a Prime. Wrong universe. I ain’t gotta do shit if I don’t feel like it.

Oh, I see. Well, good for you, I guess?

hotheaded-leader

paranoidracerreplied to yourpost:All Decepticons are dumb as hell and it surprises…

Isn’t that completly childish?

Woah, look how much I care.

Well, I dunno, aren't you a Prime? You are supposed to be at least a little responsible, right?

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BD Beach by Kantadora

Errrr..... What?!

paranoidracer replied to your post: Dead End is prettier than you.

Well, it’s true!

And what would you know about beauty.

I am a Lamborghini, of course I know about beauty! And Dead End is the best, he is shiny but not too much, and his paintjob is not optic-searing, unlike yours! You look like a giant sunflower!

"Hey, you're one of Motormaster's troops, right?"

Hm, yes? Who are you? How do you know Motormaster?

*Breakdown began to giggle at that question. To be honest, nothing else than their racing skills were important for their pride (Well, except Drag Strip, of course. The yellow car wanted to be the best EVERYWHERE.), that’s why he didn’t hesitate before admitting.*

Nope! Not a single bit! I can only draw stich figures with helms on them. I think ‘Strip is better than me? I never saw Dead End drawing so I can’t tell. And Wildrider manages to be even worse than I am!

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*Oh no, even more laughter. Misfire should have expected that. If his self esteem could sink any lower, it would.*

I-It’s because I have this prisoner and I really need to get rid of him and…I was kinda planning on mentioning it on the Network, you know? It…worked with Aimless, well the other way round, I guess, so I thought I’d give it a try but….even the prisoner himself laughed at my picture of him……

*Misfire wheezes, by now considering to just put up the announcement without a picture. It would spare everyone involved a lot of (second-hand) embarrassment.*

Don't make this face! I wasn't laughing at you but at me! Because I am really BAD at it.

You have a prisoner? An Autobot? Who is he? Oh, and don't worry about the laughing thing. Autobots are always laughing at something, even if it's not funny. They are stupid like that.

Maybe you should try to just make an announcement with a description of the guy, and his name. It should be enough, I think. There MUST be someone from his dimension on the Network!

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paranoidracer replied to your post: Hey, Misfire, you alright?

You dont sound so dandy. Whatever that mean. And you are not a piece of shit! Whats the matter?

I….just….

*Actually Misfire has no idea how to explain this. He feels stupid for even being so obviously upset at a dumb drawing.*

It’s nothing! Well actually….Are you good at drawing…?

*Breakdown began to giggle at that question. To be honest, nothing else than their racing skills were important for their pride (Well, except Drag Strip, of course. The yellow car wanted to be the best EVERYWHERE.), that's why he didn't hesitate before admitting.*

Nope! Not a single bit! I can only draw stich figures with helms on them. I think 'Strip is better than me? I never saw Dead End drawing so I can't tell. And Wildrider manages to be even worse than I am!

Heh…? Oh. Well, I don’t care. As long as the space cat doesn’t come after me too. Who are you? Yo uhave the same paintjob as Skywarp. *And that’s not really a compliment.*

i-willraisehell

-He grins; so this Breakdown was familiar with one of those pathetic fliers’ counterparts, was he? He didn’t see the harm in sharing his designation with a ‘dead’ mech, and so …

… Jetfire. I can’t vouch for Sky Lynx, he doesn’t really like anyone who serves under Optronix these days, but … you don’t say? It sounds like your Skywarp must be good-looking - tell me, has he also been spared that moronic curse of his?

-Why not get to know a little about all the other mechs in the multi-verse, hmm?

I don't know any Jetfire, but you look a lot like Skyfire, the Autobot Taxi. And I don't serve under Optronix so maybe this "Sky Lynx" will leave me alone? I hope...

He is -ah-, he is good looking sure. No problem on that. *It's the processing power the problem* What curse? He is not cursed. Or at least he wasn't last time I checked?

Yes I am~

And maybe you shouldn’t post them on a PUBLIC channel if you don’t want your conversations ‘stalked’.

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I would but I keep forgetting, okay! How about you get a life…!

*SNERK* Well, at least we got a show like on reality TV! And I can't help it if your posts just pop up in my face!

Who, me? Noooooooo….

*But you and Bumblebee are SO CUTE, snerk, he is not even jealous at the moment!*

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Why is everyone stalking my conversations….

Yes I am~

And maybe you shouldn't post them on a PUBLIC channel if you don't want your conversations 'stalked'.

/is sniggering a tad louder.

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Who, me? Noooooooo....

*But you and Bumblebee are SO CUTE, snerk, he is not even jealous at the moment!*

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