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somehow there's barely any smosh guys x m!reader fics?? it's all f! or gn!reader?? i'm male, gn to an extent, but i need to read fics where smosh guys ride me please and thank you.
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i feel like im going INSANE but
Spencer and Amanda??? He keeps calling her mommy and she keeps responding?? I was binge watching Amanda videos and on You Posted That SHE says to him something like "Mommy's gonna get you one" about a toy or whatever and then on one of the RE playthroughs Spencer's like "I thought Amanda was my mommy when she started here" AND THEN on a Moose Master he says TO THE WHOLE ROOM "Mommy's back" when Amanda isn't eliminated?????
Am just going INSANE or is this a real, public dynamic? Do they KNOW what they're doing ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ im losing my goddamn MIND
Im afraid i may be seeing patterns that dont exist but like?????? Is everyone calling amanda mommy and i just hyperfocused on Spencer? What is GOING ON
(Also if this has been clocked before... do we have fanfic about it)
my best guess is they are aware Spencer's an archetypal horny geek and Amanda is tall and well endowed. it kind of writes itself.
Ian Damien and Spencer competing to see who can eat the most and the winner wins belly rubs from me. Thatโs all
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YYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS but I think damien would win tbh... ๐คค
yo chill I'm easy
I've seen ppl talkin about chub ian or damien tummy in these confessions but am I the only lesbian smosh fan out here into chubby girls?? Like I watchd the short movie Angela posted on her chanel and when she was wearing those oversized jeans and jumping around I was so mesmerised by her tummy jiggling my brain stopped working... I had to rewatch that scene so many times to get desensithised so I could actually focus on the story and feel the intended feels lol. I swear to god she has such a perfect body for gaining. Courtney too... I used to watch Courtney burping compilations on yt back in the day when I was a teenager and I'm tired of being ashamed about it, it's really hot to me idc lol! Like I have a daydreaming fantasy of running a smosh bbw farm where I just keep fattening the smosh girlies. And if I'm alone in that so be it :)))
I have definetly gotten chubby Angela confessions before so ur not alone. also i agree burping can be very hot.
oh my god anon your brain. hmu my inbox is open I need more smosh tummy freaks in my life
that shug video got me feeling some kind of way about spencer and trevor. needed that greasy nerd to pin down that blond twink on the table and have his way with him.
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It has not even been A MINUTE INTO THE VIDEO.
still thinking about damien's extra weight if he gets any more fatter i might just explode... ๐คค
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Trevor headcanons because I'm obsessed with him rn. go white boy go โค๏ธ Angela ones coming soon we need more women on this blog #ally
love languages are pseudoscience blah blah DON'T CARE Trevor is an acts of service kinda guy. holds doors open, drives everywhere, always pays for things. and never in a cringe alpha male way either. he just loves you and loves providing for you. it makes him happy to make things easier for you.
goes without saying but this man can cook. he's always trying new dishes and letting you be the taste tester. if you didn't have a refined palate before dating him, you certainly do now. always looking for your validation, and you never see him smile wider than when you tell him his newest experimental dish tastes great.
he craves your approval. the quickest way to cheer him up is a compliment. "you did such a good job," or "that was really funny, Trev" is all it takes, and he rides that high for days. you joke sometimes that he's a bit like a dog, so eager for praise, but it's true. his whole face lights up and you can almost imagine a tail wagging.
an extremely thoughtful man. he's patient and sweet, and remembers the small things. your favorite color, or animal, or song. if you like it, he remembers it, so he can bring it up to see you smile. it's a bit surprising considering his personality and sense of humor, but his maturity in situations is refreshing, and often paired with a joke to lighten the mood.
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Im going to make a longer post ab this on my own page but I need to share it here too , trevor was made in a lab for feedists istg. his whole thing is being great at cooking and he obviously has to taste test everything he makes which opens the door for soooo many stuffing fics. reader learning to bake to impress him and wanting him to try everything and he feels obligated to eat it all cause ofc he wants to support his partner ....... I could go on.
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well to whoever the anon is, i actually agree! might considering writing something like that.
i keep trying to put my horny thoughts into words but itโs just all a mess of me wanting brennan to hold me down and make me take it no matter how hard i cry- or making me cry with how soft he is. overall i just want to cry. i hate this man and what he has done to my genitals -๐
amen sister. I may need to renew my dropout sub so I can get more content ... the free to watch make some noise and gamechangers simply aren't enough
i cant stop thinking about soft dom brennan with HEAVY praise. yeah call me a good girl while u overstimulate me brennan im sure this wonโt awaken ANYTHING in me :D -๐
and you just know he's a pleasure dom too. he wants to make you feel soooo good. I feel like he'd run his mouth during sex or ask you questions to bait you into speaking. shit like "who do you belong to?" what a man ๐๐
YESS DONT BE SCARED!!! BRENNAN KEEP EATING HEAVY FOODS, GAIN MORE WEIGHT!! WEAR TIGHTER SHIRTS!!!!!!!!! i may have a thing for fat guys, BUT I AM UNASHAMED!!! -๐
you are so based I love you. and I agree he needs to GET FATTER NOW!!!!!! he met izzy at a party after participating in an eating contest and I cant blame her for immediately falling for her bc that would work on me too. that pie eating (drinking, really. the pies seemed to be almost entirely made of cream) contest in that one game changer ep.... ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค do it again. and more pie next time.......
that short film restroom (2019) where brennanโs trying to take sexy pics of himself, but keeps getting self conscious. please please PLEAASE LET ME RUB MY FACE IN YOUR BELLY BRENNAN AAAAAAAAAA -๐
I am ALWAAAYYSSSS thinking about that short film omfg. it's sooooo soooo good. I need to knead his stomach like a cat so bad. I want to get him fatter....... gulps.
Remembering that time brennan shoved a whole sandwich down his pants therefore giving himself a massive bulge <3 -โค
and why did he do that if not to draw attention to his crotch? attention whore. sighs dreamily
we have a new one? ๐๐ -โค
indeed we do ๐