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People call me "Mheyo". I like to think it stands for "Mechanical Humanoid Engineered for Yelling and Observation" I SURVIVED MISHAPOCALYPSE 2013 I SURVIVED THE FALL OUT BOY HIATUS (2009-2013) I'm quite boring and spend majority of my time online doing nothing productive. I do enjoy music, movies, and television shows. I don't have a hidden talent to brag about. Don't know what happened but I got sucked and stuck in the whole SuperWhoLock world. AND I LOVE IT, until they break my heart over and over again but continue to torture myself because that's how deep I'm in it. #sixseasonsandamovie #saverockandroll ^^^Talk is cheap. Ask me something and anything!^^^

[timetravellingshinigami]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY??! 😂😂

Headcanon! Thor was wearing Crocs the whole time in Endgame

Also, why does Thor in the first pic look like someone’s grandpa. Those iconic pants. Whose wardrobe did they pull those out of??!!

[spideyjlaw]

SHUT UP I LITERALLY JUST BLINKED

[softtstucky]

thank you for everything.

[spideyjlaw]

*Captain America’s ass*

Everyone:

[spideyjlaw]

*Captain America’s ass*

Everyone:

[frogmp3]

listen i’m not one for believing in the universe giving signs but… the first full moon of the year being on the first day of the year which is also a monday… sounds like a good opportunity to focus on rebirth, new beginnings, and personal growth and improvement

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

[speed-metal-punk]

This is a blessed story

[taraljc]

Freddie Mercury was the best ever

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

[jojostarz]

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[lmaonade]

[deathgripspussy]

[cykelops]

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

[politicalsci]

[highclasshomelessman]

FUCKING THANK YOU!!!!!!!

[klapollo]

guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

we stan Guy Fieri on this blog

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

uh

baltimore are you okay

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[millionsknives]

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 

[meekaleeks]

Mirror me, selfie me, and real-life me have got to come to some sort of agreement