Parker Emerson

[parkeroutback]

delphi-rose‌:

If Delphi’s surprised by the woman’s forwardness, it definitely doesn’t look like it- she’s always appreciated people who said what they meant and meant what they said. Admittedly, she could be pretty oblivious sometimes, it made it hard for her to follow implications and hidden meanings. So she liked it when people were open- she sure as hell blurted out every errant thought that flew through her head. And there were always tons of those. “Well I sure think you’re very beautiful too,” she laughed sweetly, grinning up at the woman as they walked side by side. “I don’t think I’ve ever tried spanking someone before. But my last boyfriend spanked me one time, I thought I liked it, but it wasn’t really his thing, so we only tried it the one time,” she rambled, clearly finding no issue with divulging details about her private life to someone she just met moments ago. “Body painting sounds like fun though, I used to volunteer as a camp counsellor and I really got good at face painting, I’d love to show you sometime if you’d like!”

It takes Del a couple moments to really sort out whether or not this lovely woman is just teasing her or genuinely wants to fool around, but she’s almost positive about the former when she turns to face the blonde. “I wouldn’t mind making out with you- but I don’t really do the other stuff casually,” she explained openly, unembarrassed by her own principles on the matter while also clearly not judging the woman for her views. “I’m Delphi, by the way, do you maybe want to come over?” 

Parker knew better than to expect that every person she approached would be into her, in any kind of way.  She appreciated the fact that this girl was being up front about things too and wasn’t just saying what she thought Parker wanted to hear.  It made it easier to make a decision about what she actually wanted to do once she was presented with one.

“Parker... good to meet you, and sure... you want to show me those body paints?” she asked with a grin, already picturing herself getting painted.  Admittedly, she was pretty sure she’d end up getting off just by having that done to her, but she didn’t want to freak Delphi out by mentioning how sensitive she was.  The other woman would find that out the moment she touched Parker. 

[madelyncilne]

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[wickedriddikulus]

[parkeroutback]

minicoopdetat‌:

“Bold of you to assume I don’t,” he replies with a smirk, “I mean– it says Cooper and is more of a muscle tank than a normal shirt. It’s dry fit, which is fuckin amazin in the summers,” Did he? Oh the world may never know. Either way he’d fuckin rock anything that gave him an even remotely good review. “Pft, we both know you love that shit, you weirdo. Speakin of, did you ever receive that custom piece? The monster shit? Cause I gotta say, I’m at least curious to see…” Parker was into weird shit, yes, but who was he to judge her or anyone else for their kinks? What was it? Don’t shit on it until you try it or something like that?

Hence their little public rendezvous. Was he hesitant? Hell no. Had it been with anyone else, maybe but Parker as blunt as she was, knew how to be subtle when it was needed. He trusted her and come on– it was hot as hell, especially knowing how wet she already was, so he didn’t even bother saying anything as he tugged her arm, turning them in the direction of a little green spots across the street from the main shopping strips. “So I gotta ask, we talkin finger bangin it out or you think Big Coop will be getting some? I’m good with either, but it’ll definitely determine the type of spot we go for, yeah?” There was a little park that had a few trees and picnic tables and he guided her toward a large tree. There were people scattered about, a guy playing with his dog and a few adults jogging or chattering. No one close enough to bother them though and his eyebrow raises, as he nods to the spot, “How’s this, hm?”

Parker snorts as he asks about her sex toys and nods.  “A while ago brah, where’ve you been?” she teases him.  To be fair, she hasn’t invited him over to watch her masturbate in a while, she knows he has his own life and doesn’t want to make him think she’s pressed for him or anything.  She considers what she wants as they walk to the park area, and checks to see who else is actually there.  She doesn’t care what adults see her doing things, but she doesn’t want to be responsible for scarring a child for life.  Thankfully there aren’t any in the vicinity, so she leans against Cooper and slides her hand down to palm him through his scrubs.

“I want him,” she tells him.  “We can go really slow and I can just slide the leg of my romper to the side.  We don’t even have to pull him all of the way out,” she tells him.  The scrubs make Big Cooper more easily accessible and Parker’s definitely on board with being as scandalous as possible.  She can already feel herself getting more excited, to the point that she’s actually bouncing a little in eager anticipation of finding out whether or not he’s into it.  They get to the tree and move to the side that offers the worst vantage point for anyone currently in the park.  “Sit that fine ass down,” she tells him, her grip on his arm loosening for the first time since she’s run into him.

[parkeroutback]

what's your ideal partner like?

“Me with a dick.”

[elysediamond]

What's going on with you and Parker? How many orgasms collectively happened there?

“Does there have to be something going on? We fucked, it was great, pretty sure she had to get new sheets because I made her squirt so damn much. Girl’s sensitive, but also super responsive. You want a number? Not sure, I lost count after, like, the seventh one.” 

@parkeroutback

[parkeroutback]

“I’m glad one of us had the brain power to count, I think I blacked out once or twice.”

[parkeroutback]

klara-nyberg‌:

Klara let out a soft partly suppressed laugh. She raised her hand to her chin pensively as if she was actually thinking on the proposition “Hm… A naughty cucumber huh?” She mused. Honestly, she was a bit curious how long the other would go on naming vegetables but she’d learned in her month of being here not to welcome it. Her small-town politeness and joking manner nearly got her in trouble already.

“Sorry, still not your girl” she quickly added.

Frowning, Parker sighed dramatically as she continued to walk with the girl as if they were actually long time friends.  “Be honest with me, is it really because you’re not into vegetables, or am I just making you super uncomfortable?  I’ve been told I come on a little strong sometimes and while yes, that was definitely my intention, if I’m weirding you out I can keep on trucking,” she offered, genuinely not wanting to make the girl feel obligated to entertain her.

[parkeroutback]

elysediamond‌:

Her brows furrow quickly at the girl’s admittance before she laughs, amusement filling the sound. Dark eyes trip over the girl’s form, noticing the peak of her nipples before anything else, but she’s quick to let her gaze dip even lower, down her abdomen to the swell of her hips, the space between them where she can see the fabric of her romper clinging to her, outlining the folds of her pussy. “Hm, was it the one where I had two in my pussy and one in my ass? Or the opposite? Because those are my favorite in comparison to some of the other one’s,” she questions once her gaze has slid back up the length of her body to settle on the girl’s face. 

“Noted. Alright, Parker,” she shifts next to the girl, arm curved at the elbow to offer it to her. “I won’t paint you, but we’re definitely painting your bed with how much I’m going to make you squirt for me, so I hope you’re ready for that?” Elyse is shameless, not at all caring about how blunt and forward her words are. Then Parker goes and does that cute thing girl’s do when they tuck their hair behind their ear and Elyse definitely wants this girl cumming on her tongue. “I’m Elyse,” she introduces herself, because though Parker knows who she is, her stage name is not something she wants someone moaning in bed without camera’s rolling. 

She practically shudders with eager anticipation as Shelley... no... Elyse, tells her what she wants to do to her and Parker finds herself nodding quickly in agreement.  “Fuck yes I’m ready, I need to do laundry later anyways so I’m all for letting you make a complete mess out of me,” she tells her as she slips her arm through the other woman’s.  “Also it’s nice to meet you, Elyse, I hope you’ll give me the opportunity to return the favor, or at least attempt to,” she said.  Parker was definitely into women, but she was much less confident when it came to actually going home with one of them, or bringing them home with her. 

“It was the one where you had two in your pussy though,” she explains as they walk and Parker starts leading the way to the small house she’d bought when she moved here a couple of years ago.  “I’m really into gangbangs and like... tentacle porn, so a huge fan of watching women get stuffed with cock,” she explained casually, as if she were talking about her favorite flavor of cupcake.  “Is it as fun as it looks for you or is it just another paycheck?” she asks.

[parkeroutback]

hollisbaker‌:

this bird was insane and hollis felt almost giddy in how it she painted an image for him. as if he had slipped into some wild fantasy or, no- what if this was just the simulation really testing him? guess hollis would lose out on life points or whatever the fuck because he was going to fuck this girl the way he had been dreaming of while making friends with his right hand. sloppy and hard.

hollis took a sip anyway, shrugging a little because fuck it right? she didn’t have to drink but he most definitely needed a chug. fingers screwed the cap back on after a couple of beats, the back of his hand lazily pulling across his lips to wipe away residue. there could be no mistake - his dick was hard. and it was her foul mouth that had done it. but as soon as he turned she was pulling down her outfit, taking the liberties of doing step one for him. this girl did not beat around the bush and it was absolutely a wonder this wasn’t some sick trick. gorgeous, her tits perky and longing for his mouth to be on them, her slim torso that still held onto the fabric of her romper, and god those lips-

there couldn’t be any space left between them now, hollis reaching over her shoulder to stick the bottle on the counter before his hands started wandering. he made a pathway from her rounded shoulders and over her collarbones, his hips pressing against hers while his mouth found solace at the side of her neck. it was damaging to be this horny, but she seemed like she’d be up for the challenge. he did his best to familiarize himself with the taste of her skin, mouth watering and it didn’t take long for his tongue to roll a a nipple hard, lips pulling at it while large palms rested on her hips. there was no holding back the groan that could only be muffled by her breasts that he had been practically worshipping now. he was committed to seeing this through, her body feeling like heaven underneath him. no one was expected to come into church at this hour, and if they were they’d have to bang on the door to be let in. with that kind of information and the way hollis’ cock bulged from his pants, pressing into this pretty girl’s leg, it was a damn good thing too. 

Parker found herself incredibly thankful that this guy didn’t bullshit about things.  He didn’t see her tits and act all bashful and try to romance her, he fucking went for it and that was exactly what she wanted a the moment.  She tilted her head to the side to give him access to her neck as she pressed herself purposefully against him.

Her nipples were particularly sensitive, so once he made his way to titty city, Parker moved her hand over his dominant one and guided it into her romper and between her legs, forcing him to feel how turned on she was.  She was waxed completely, finding that doing so made it easier to show off the small VCH piercing she had in addition to making it more fun for her to go without panties in whatever she’d chosen to wear that day.  “Touch me,” she encouraged softly, rolling her hips to press herself against his fingers as she moved her hand to the fly of his pants, not wanting to waste any time in getting to the cock he’d pressed against her.  “Let me cum all over your fingers quick so you can picture how good it’s going to feel for you when you get that cock inside me,” she encouraged, almost whining a little as she became a flustered mess under him. 

She briefly considered asking him for his name, but that seemed like a detail she didn’t need to bother herself with at the moment. 

[parkeroutback]

don-beaumont‌:

A grin stretched across his lips at the response, and almost instantly he knew that he’d have this woman naked on her back in his bed before the day was over. “Would ya look at that, a woman after my own heart,” he teased, grinning at her across the short distance that separated them, not caring that the few people around them glanced their way. Sure enough, when she repositioned herself, his eyes dropped lower to take in that phenomenal ass, barely contained in her tiny spandex shorts- he really did love the gym, and he loved women who also loved the gym, and she definitely looked like one of those. 

His workout was done anyway, having just completed his last set of pull ups, so he went about cleaning the equipment he’d used, clearly in no rush though his gaze continued to stray to the woman on the mats. Scooping up his discarded shirt, Adonis made his way over to the woman, leaning against the mirror and crossing his arms over his broad chest as he smirked down at her appreciatively. “Pretty sure this view would be a lot better without those clothes in the way too,” he mused, “care to test that theory out?”

Parker listened to him before adjusting to sit directly on the mat and stretch her legs out as she looked up at him.  She hadn’t said anything in response to his comment earlier, so she was pleasantly surprised that he’d taken the initiative to come over.  “I think so... there’s a non-gendered shower I’d be happy to fuck you in,” she told him point blank as she stretched forward and gave him an excellent view of her cleavage.  “I’m not done here though,” she explained as she came back up.

“You look like you have experience with these things... I have a little cramp in my thigh,” she told him, opening her legs to him again and touching her bare inner thigh as she kept eye contact.  “Would you mind getting down here and helping to stretch me out?” she asked, though before he could answer she was laying on her back with her legs slightly spread, assuming he wasn’t going to pass up the opportunity to basically touch her all over in such a public place.  She hoped he would, at least.  Parker was already so turned on that she was sure he’d be able to make her cum just by rutting against her once or twice as he held her leg up.

[parkeroutback]

minicoopdetat‌:

Cooper feigned a roll of his eyes. “I’m actually pretty fuckin good,” Definitely a lie, “Though my tongue game, as you know, is way better. They say I’m quite cunning,” He waggles his eyebrows as another chuckle escapes him, though that part? One hundred percent accurate. He ate pussy like he was at the olympics and he got the gold every fucking time.

“Jesus, if I could be a fly on that wall…actually, next time just get a booth and call me. I’ll give you delivery, full contact of course,” he teases and he raises his eyebrow at the comment about anime, “Valiant, but you know who you’re really hurting here? The Furries. They need all the exposure they can get and you’re denying them growth,” It was another tease because if there was one kink out there that really weirded him out it was furry porn. The animated kind…..eh. Not gonna lie, he’d watched a few but ultimately he’d passed. But real people in mascot suits? He visibly shivered. Yeah no. Good for them and all but he would make a hard pass. It’s not until she tells him to check that she has his full attention again and he’s dropping her arm to cop a quick feel. It’s mid step, so brief and he probably gets more thigh than pussy, but it doesn’t matter. She’s fucking soaked, pulling a soft groan from his lips before he puts his fingers in his mouth and pops it out like it’s the most delectable thing he’s ever tasted. “Damn, girl. They’re gonna have to fuckin pressure wash where ever you sitting…sure we’re gonna make it to your place?”

Parker snorts despite herself.  “I should make you a shirt that just says something like... Hi, My name is Coop and I’m a Cunning Linguist!” she jokes, because she’s pretty sure the only reason he mentioned being cunning was because he was thinking of that terminology.  She wrinkles her nose as he continues though.  “Come on man, don’t ruin the mood by making me picture Tony the Tiger with a giant rubber dong,” she tells him, because she’s definitely watched furry porn at some point in time and was one hundred percent not into it. 

She loves that he indulges her.  There’s nobody in the immediate vicinity but who knew who might be creeping on them from a window or something. Cooper barely grazes her and she gasps as she feels his finger and grips his arm a little tighter as she watches him clean it off.  “I might, but I’m also not going to complain if you want to detour to sit under a tree and get me off before we get home,” she adds, licking her lips a little.  “We’d just look like we were making out... we’ve made out in public before,” she tells him, hoping he would be as into the idea as she was.

[parkeroutback]

atlasjones‌:

He had only been in town a few days, still getting used to the sights and sounds of Dayton and what it had to offer. It had a good vibe, a steady hum of his PT Cruiser roaring throughout the small town streets. It was certainly a change from New York City, and he was thankful for that. It gave him the opportunity to have a fresh start.

It was originally just a place to run to, somewhere to lay low for a while after being chased out of the East Coast by a crazed drug dealer. But he was starting to become used to the chill of the air in the early spring morning, the rolling hills of parks with lush greenery and the smiles given by total strangers. It was refreshing, to say the least, and Atlas could definitely get used to that. He needed a change of scene. 

Parking his car and beginning a stroll down the main street of town, he was caught up in his own thoughts and fantasies until someone’s soft voice called him out of the dark. He stopped in his track, turning to face her as he smirked, quickly running his eyes over her frame. Atlas took in the sight of her before clicking his tongue, listening to her proposition. “You could ask me to do just about anything and I’d say yes. You’re lucky, though, spanking is one of my specialities…” He explained, “So long as you think you can keep up?” He questioned, raising a brow.

Parker grinned, finding it amusing that he was so willing to help her when she’d definitely never seen him before in her life.  She attributed a lot of it to the romper she wore and the fact that one of the straps kept sliding down her arm and teasing him with her cleavage and the fact that she was definitely not wearing anything under it. 

“A spanking specialist?  I’ve never actually heard of that profession but it’s definitely something I’m interested in,” she told him, taking his wrist gently and pulling him towards a nearby bench.  Parker let go of him and moved to stand behind the bench, putting her hands on the top of the seat back and bending over enough to make her ass pop a little and the shorts of her romper ride up.

“Show me what you’ve got... don’t be afraid to leave a hand print,” she encouraged him.  He may be a complete stranger and there were definitely other people milling about, but Parker was in a mood and she had priorities.  One of them, apparently, was getting spanked in public.  “Bonus if you can make me cum while you do it,” she challenged.

[parkeroutback]

ainsleyslater‌:

It wasn’t unusual to find someone watching porn in public in this town. Most of them had their headphones in out of auditory respect, but you’d catch glimpses of the screens. Ainsley herself was even known to partake now and then, if she was bored, about to meet someone for a quickie that she wasn’t sure would get her off if she didn’t pregame first. The girl to her left was watching some good quality shit too, the kind of porn that toed that line between overdramatic overproduced and so amateur the camera angle from your bedside table mostly shows off your legs but damn that audio is dreeeenching me. 

She’d lost track of time, watching over the girl’s shoulder till her coffee was finished. But Ainsley couldn’t let herself idle, there was too much to do, errands to run, a 3 o’clock conference with vendors. So she tore her eyes from the free entertainment, tossed her first cup and ordered a second to go. The sun was bright, too bright, her vampire nature making her immediately pull out her sunglasses. Make it till 5 and then she’d call Hayden, demand he meet her at her place, give in to this insanity between them yet again. She’s imagining it, the way he smells, how good his stubble feels against her cheek when she burrows against him. Another sip of her new beverage and then the female voice distracts her. 

Distracts her and throws her for a loop. The avacado bit making her sputter with shocked amusement and nearly choked on her coffee.

She’s hot, and normally Ainsley would have jumped on that clever pick up line so fast. But god Hayden had stolen her edge from her, filled her head with nothing but themness. “You know I actually have edible paints at home, but that’s … besides the point. I am afraid I am unavailable for spanking. But baby if you got needs I know a classy little sex club up the street a block. I can get you in and get you real taken care of.”

She realized, soon after she’d delivered the line, who she was actually talking to.  Parker had lived in Dayton for a couple years now, and while she’d never actually met Ainsley Slater, she knew who she was and more importantly, how powerful she was.  She may have blushed ever so slightly at the realization, but once the woman played along, Parker was grinning, then frowning in mock disappointment and sighing dramatically.

“See, I appreciate the offer and all, but half the fun is messing around in places people don’t actually expect you to be.  Having sex in a sex club is all well and good, but lacks in the adventure I want right now,” she explained, her tone friendly and not at all ungrateful for the suggestion as she moved her hair to the side and placed the strap of the romper she wore back on her shoulder.

“So... I mean, if I can’t convince you to push me against a wall and fingerbang me until I squirt all over it, maybe I could convince you to look the other way if the eye in the sky at your casino catches me getting off with someone in, say... the high roller slots pavilion?” Did Parker have dreams of fucking in the Labyrinth that only Ainsley could fulfill? Not really, but it was always good to have a list of places she could go if she needed a fix.  She’d spent time there before, it was a great place to wear borderline skanky dresses and meet wannabe sugar daddies, but as much as Parker loved the thrill of potentially being caught, she didn’t want to get arrested and the security at the casino was no joke.

[parkeroutback]

minicoopdetat‌:

He opened his mouth, ready with a comeback about how he was more about the bunnies, preferably the playboy variety, but the view into her jumper threw off his timing, making his nose scrunch. Ugh– what a fucking waste. But he couldn’t deny the view was fantastic as usual, so he couldn’t bitch too much. “When we get home, I’m going to educate you on that song. I’ll even rap it for you. Preferably with my tongue on your clit,” he said with a chuckle, bumping her hip with his as they walked. 

Rolling his lip between his teeth, Cooper let the image wash over him, imagining the variety of scenarios the evening could hold. If there was anyone kinkier than Parker, he’d yet to meet them. With things like Produce play and Tentacle porn on the table, he doubted very few things were off limits. So the evening was a playground of options..that plus food? Hell to the yeah. “Honestly you had me at ‘come back to my place’. Everything else I was willing to figure out. I’m game for food, you know the only claim to fame is breakfast so it’s either pancakes 24/7 or take out, so– that’d be great,” he said before stealing another side glance at her romper. “What’s got you so randy, anyway? Watchin anime porn in the library again?”

Parker laughed.  “That’s the only way I’d willingly subject myself to your rapping,” she teased him, though she’d definitely been known to actually be the person encouraging him to rap, depending on how drunk she was at the time.  Right now though she had a scene from Cruel Intentions playing out in her head and that was pretty much the focus of her thoughts as it definitely only made her issue more pressing. 

Grinning as they walked, she couldn’t help leaning into him and kissing his cheek as he asked what had gotten her going.  “Gangbang porn in the coffee shop... I can’t do anime in public, I don’t want to risk a little kid thinking I’m watching cartoons if I’m too distracted to realize they’re paying attention to me,” she told him honestly.  “But seriously... put your hand up my romper so you can feel how bad it is,” she urged him, not just because she wanted him to know she didn’t have panties on and was ready to go, but because the idea of somebody touching her like that where anybody could see her was ridiculously hot to her.

[iheartmadelyn]

[parkeroutback]

delphi-rose‌:

Iced chai tea lattes weren’t an obsession, they were a way of life- or at least, that’s what Delphi told people when they called her out on her love for the drink. In fairness, she definitely didn’t need the caffeine, especially not in the amounts she was consuming it, she was like an Energizer bunny as it was, she definitely didn’t need any more of a pick me up. But they were a guilty pleasure, and without, fail the tiny woman would skip her butt down to the coffee shop multiple times a day to get her fix. 

Newly purchased drink in hand, Delphi had just stepped out of the shop and was heading back towards her place when she suddenly noticed that she wasn’t alone. She definitely wasn’t the most observant creature out there, so it took a good couple minutes, but when she did finally realize, she gave the woman a sunny smile, pulling out one of her earbuds so she could speak to her. “Hey! Sorry, I didn’t see you there. Or here you there, actually, sorry about that!” she chuckled, tucking a lock of her pastel pink hair behind her ear. When the woman made her request, Del couldn’t help but dissolve into a fit of giggles, of course taking the woman literally. “I haven’t used body paint in a while, but of course! I’d love to,” she exclaimed, clearly undeterred about being asked back to a stranger’s place out of the blue. “I don’t think I’ve ever spanked anyone before, but I do like being spanked, so I could maybe give that a go for you too- are you one of those artists who do living art?” she asked curiously, wondering if this all this avocado business was for some sort of exhibit, “I’d love to watch you work.” 

Parker was pleasantly surprised when the woman she’d approached didn’t go running away from her.  She was well aware that what she’d asked was unconventional, but the girl commenting about her being an artist had her giggling to herself.  “Ohmygod you’re so sweet... I’m not an artist though, I’m just stupid horny right now and it seemed like a better idea to say something off the wall than tell you that you’re hot as fuck and I wouldn’t hate getting fingerblasted while I made out with you,” she told her honestly.

“If you want to call it art though, I’m completely down, but we don’t actually need the paint if it’s not something you’re into,” she added, then considered what she actually wanted for a second.  “Or if you were into something a little more lowkey, I could bend over that bench over there and you could spank me until my ass was red... make up bullshit reasons as to why you’re doing it if anyone comes by and actually asks what the hell is going on,” she proposed, giggling a little at how ridiculous she must sound to the other woman.

[parkeroutback]

minicoopdetat‌:

Leaving his shift at the clinic, Cooper felt pretty fuckin good. The last week had been shit, of course, starting with a panic attack that left him sprawled out on the roof of The Labyrinth that lead into a cuddle sesh with his favorite blonde baker. From there? He’d been holed up at Phaedra’s binging on take out, Love Island, and whatever tinder girls were within adequate walking distance. Let’s just say the last of those things had been slim pickins but it was nothing porn hub, some mango scented lube and his faithful companion Migi, aka his right hand, couldn’t fix. He was clawing his way out of his quarterly Hell Zone and work was a great distraction. That and leaving his scrubs on after gave him mad  ‘sexy doctor’ vibes. He must’ve noticed at least three side glances since he’d left and maybe two double takes. Not that he was counting. So he wasn’t exactly surprised to see someone sync up with him in his peripherals.

He gave it a second, making sure she meant to be in step and to of course, give a little suspense before he popped out his ear bud and the sounds of Childish Gambino poured into the bubble of air around them. It wasn’t until she spoke that he glanced in her direction, but he knew that voice anywhere. Of course, it was softer compared to it’s usual high pitch, the one that sounded best when she was screaming his name, but her request gave him the feeling it wouldn’t be that way for long. “That’s fuckin weird, Emerson. I mean– not you’re weirdest, but still fuckin weird,” he said with a chuckle, “Let’s lose the veggies and keep the painting metaphoric. Less mess. I’ll call you my canvas and I’ll paint that ass red. We can start right now–” he teases, giving her ass a thick smack, mid stride. 

Parker stifled a grin as she waited for Cooper to realize who she was, trying not to laugh as he took his earbud out and she could actually hear what he was listening too.  Yelping for effect as he smacked her, she was quick to link her arm through his a moment later so they could continue the walk back to the street they both lived on.  “I mean, considering you're listening to a guy whose dick is made of carrots, I thought the produce kink would be something you were into,” she teased as she leaned against him, fully aware she was giving him a view of one of her tits as the romper she wore gaped a bit at the top.  Honestly, she felt a little proud of herself for thinking of such a quick comeback and was mentally patting herself on the back for having been able to recognize what song he’d been listening to.

Thinking for a few moments, she grinned as she looked up at him again.  “How about you come back to mine, we roleplay something scandalous with all the windows open, and then I’ll cook you an actual dinner so you don’t die from an MSG overload?” she proposed, assuming it had been a while since he’d eaten something homemade.  She was no culinary expert, but she had a few amazing recipes in her arsenal that she was more than okay with making for him if he’d give her what she wanted.  She’d make them for him anyways - he was her friend - but it was always better to get something in return, wasn’t it?