i am not throwing away my lot

hamilton + parks and rec

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BURR: Okay, well, I know what you're trying to do, and you're not that good at being sneaky.

HAMILTON: Yes, I am.

BURR: No, you're not.

HAMILTON: I'm great at being sneaky.

BURR: Clearly you're not.

[parksandhamilton]

[parksandhamilton]

I cannot sit idly by and watch this terrible thing happen. I mean, I can barely sit idly by and watch good things happen.

Alexander Hamilton, The Election Of 1800

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ANGELICA: Well, it's a date, you know? It's kind of hard to casually bring up the treasury department when you're talking about your favorite movies.

HAMILTON: National Treasure, the treasury is so great, the Treasury Department needs money. I just did it in three moves.

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ELIZA: Angelica, I think Alexander is cheating on me.

ANGELICA: What? That lying bastard. Wait. How do you know?

ELIZA: I don't have any actual proof.

ANGELICA: Oh, then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. And if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.

[parksandhamilton]

You won't live to regret this.

Aaron Burr, Your Obedient Servant

[parksandhamilton]

HAMILTON: That fish over there kind of reminds me of my dad.

LAURENS: Why?

HAMILTON: It's... just being really withholding.

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WASHINGTON: Well, Alexander, I have to say I'm very disappointed.

HAMILTON: You didn't have to say that. You could have just thought it.

[parksandhamilton]

I just want this dinner party to go well. There are very few things I've asked for in this world: to build a new nation from scratch, to eventually become president, and to one day solve a murder on a train. I think it's fair to add this to the list.

Alexander Hamilton, The Room Where It Happens

[parksandhamilton]

WASHINGTON: I'm stepping down. I'm not running for president.

HAMILTON: I'm sorry, I just started hearing really loud circus music in my head. What did you say?

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WASHINGTON: It has come to my attention that both of you have been harassing Hamilton.

JEFFERSON: I wouldn't say "harassing" so much as persistently tormenting.

MADISON: [nods]

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I would be lying if I said that I never thought I would be involved in an incident like this. Except I always assumed that I would be the politician, and the man would be accused of sleeping with me. And that man would be the Vice President. And I would be the President.

Angelica Schuyler, The Reynolds Pamphlet

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WASHINGTON: So basically, we're completely swamped. All hands on deck.

JAY: I don't even work in this building.

WASHINGTON: Don't care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.

[Burr sticks his head in the door]

BURR: Sir, do you need help with anything?

WASHINGTON: No. We're good. Thanks. In fact, you can head home early.