Stronger than he looks

›Indie roleplay blog for Human!Russell from Happy tree friends.‹ ›Please read the about page.‹ ›Quick note: This blog will be containing quite a lot of blood and gore‹ Online ☒ | Offline ☑ | Mobile ☒ | Lurking ☒ | Post limit ☒ Relationship status › Single Tracking the tag → patchedpirate

[patchedpirate]

I just remembered that this blog existed. Amazing.

[wsswatson]

A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER

THIS IS A CROP

IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN

THIS IS A WHIP

IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN

NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN

[alayashrine]

NO.6 chapter 35 (FINAL): Shion

[sakura-rose12]

[patchedpirate]

shslwolftamer replied to your photo:{❝} “Now that i look back on it, i had a lot of...

a RE YOU WHAT CHIN G THE FUCKING T HING AGAIN OM G

m aYBE I AM MAYBE I'M NOT

[patchedpirate]

{❝} "Now that i look back on it, i had a lot of painful deaths." 

[sleepingdumpling]

Shingeki no Kyojin Jean- Best of Kirschtein

[gingerhaze]

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

[patchedpirate]

There's a really loud baby next door and it won't stop crying.

[bigbardafree]

IF I EVER HOST A YAOI PANEL THIS IS THE VIDEO I WILL INTRODUCE THE PANEL WITH 

[feedlad-deactivated20160919]

FUCK

YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED TO SEE THIS VIDEO AGAIN

my life is complete

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

the AMV Hell series defined my middle school years tbh

[patchedpirate]

{❝} "Right now is one of the worst times to feel aroused." 

[9000slimes]

marcoooo stoooooppppp

[patchedpirate]

♪ "Aaaammmaaaazzziiing grraacceee~"

[patchedpirate]

After not having chicken nuggets for quite a long time i just realized how much i love them again. 

[seraphstorm-deactivated20251230]

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

[cryleigh]

all of these are so old im so sorry i havent used the scanner in a while is it obvious

[patchedpirate]

If i manage not to fucking laugh my ass off i might record myself singing the opening of the pokemon anime later.