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For someone who doesn't want any biological children I sure do have a lot of names picked out for my future children

All the depts. I want to apply for have a 1.5 mile run....I just ran .5 and i'm already dying....

Tickets from JFK to Reykjavik are only $300 who's is coming with me?!?

So apparently they were investigating Peyton Manning during the OJ case.....they were looking for a slow-moving white Bronco

#oj simpson #denver broncos #funny

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There’s something about Studio Ghibli’s Water physics that I love

While it is a liquid, it tends to behave more gelatinously

It’s so beautiful while almost being awkward *bloop*

Gravity? Surface tension? No? Well, just let me hug her!!

Not even seeming to make skin or cloth wet

It looks so satisfyingly bouncy

Tell me what you guys think and what’s your fav movie thing about Ghibli

sigma-enigma

I remember hearing/seeing a post where Ghibli’s water always -looks- like how water -feels-.

Like when you’re crying it just feels like

And when it’s raining it’s like

Like Ghibli has that perfect look of water where yeah, it’s not exactly -realistic- but they capture the perfect feeling.

rooksandravens

I love this and now I need to find a collection of gifs oh Ghibli hair. I love when it does the poof thing. None of this is realistic, but it is wonderfully emotive. Emotions usually feel more talk than physics anyways.

pettyartist

Ghibli movies tend to exude an almost dreamlike feeling or a feeling like nostalgia– like, the general mood of the films feel like summer in the country when the sun is shining and it’s quiet and there’s a breeze going, or the smell of fresh cookies from the oven or the way a freshly-laundered quilt feels when it’s wrapped around you by someone you love.

They just FEEL good. Even the sad movies still give off that same feeling. It’s almost tangible, but still feels like a fond memory.

It’s really hard to describe kfjhsfjk.

Spring Break a.k.a Law and Order SVU marathon time.

#law and order svu

extramadness

Ease your soul here

patheticearings

DONT EVER FUCKIN WAKE ME AT 4 AM UNLESS JESUS HIMSELF IS AT THE FRONT DOOR.

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apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.

cowthropologist

the firste meyme

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And my favorite one here

anothersolarpunk

I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying

lizardywizard

snail aliens, or snaliens,

sinbadism

probably it was just funny so people kept doing it. which is basically what a meme is

streakoflavender

the explanation I’ve heard is that most of the monks who did these illustrations would have kept small gardens where they grew all their own food and this was their way of venting about snails ruining their gardens

sinbadism

ok thats even funnier

world-enough-and-time

This is hands down one of my favourite posts on Tumblr.

rockpapertheodore

“Fuckin snails, I’m gonna draw me some God damn knights killing the shit out of these shell slime fucks. Teach them to fucking ruin my herbs. Assholes.”

smoldoggos

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So today my class consisted of 10 minutes of vigorous debate over the hotness level of Justin Trudeau……

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but I mean come on is it really a debate:

#but is it really a debate

So today my class consisted of 10 minutes of vigorous debate over the hotness level of Justin Trudeau......

#WTF #canadians #were not even in Canada #college #political science

almanzapedia

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.