oh, you have feelings for me...!

୨୧ ⏔⏔⏔⏔♡⏔⏔⏔⏔ ୨୧ she/her | french | lesbian | rp/ask blog for pathetique/catcall miku |

[pathetique-dragueur]

vous venez souvent ici, chérie? (˵ ¬ ؂ ¬˵)

/ooc

about character

(several are headcanons; if something new about her gets released, I will update! you may feel free to share headcanons)

name: hatsune miku

age: 29 years old

height: 6'2

nationality: french

sexuality: lesbian (poly? questioning??)

pronouns: she/her

extra (will be updated in the future,,):

plays the piano

wears a suit almost 24/7

smells like cologne that smells woody, warm, and has a hint of spice!

romance is her first language!!!

a pathetic "womanizer" (will beg a girl to be her gf)

^ goes to MANY bars to try and pick up girls (always fails)

grew up in poverty

loves (short) girls with short tempers, catgirls, etc

many exes but none she broke up with

warnings/BYI

miku will frequently speak french, though the mod is not french and cannot speak it. if something in french has a grammatical error, feel free to dm me if it bugs you!

she WILL be cheesily flirty and pathetically romantic; it's a part of her character. don't think the mod is saying it.

^ SOMETIMES THE FLIRTING WILL BE BAD ON PURPOSE! (cheesy pickup lines, etc)

kaomojis will be frequently used (not during rp)

I'l stay as in character as possible!

/ooc means "out of character"! it will be used when im not talking as miku!

dialogue will be in a cyan color, while actions will stay white!

if i'm randomly gone for a certain amount of time, don't worry about me!! i get super unmotivated frequently, sorry!

rules

nothing flirty targeted towards the mod, I'm taken

if ur rude (if not in character), you will be ignored (and if you send a hate ask, I will simply delete it.)

you can interact if you're a male, just keep in mind she's LESBIAN, alright?

oc x canon and canon x canon allowed!

feel free to give her any nickname you please ^^

just don't be OVERLY weird. thank you

tags

reblog - "vous avez un sourire magnétique... (๑>؂•̀๑)"

answered ask - "salut ma belle~ (¬ ₃ ͡¬)"

rp - "your place or mine babygirl? (˵ ¬ ؂ ¬˵)"

random-posting - "how about i shatter that mystic of yours~?"

my art - "de toute beauté... ♡"

u can see more about me, the mod, on my main, @heavenlyparasite-0

this character rightfully belongs to @/dovewingkinnie

[pathetique-dragueur]

How gay are you on scale from one to ten

eleven

[pathetique-dragueur]

*Blows kiss*

ohohoho... you like me or something, sweetheart?

[pathetique-dragueur]

Hi would you like it if i let u have my bitch. She kind of keeps on bullying me and i would really like it if you took her #THANKYOU /j

huhu... she sounds like a good time... (¬ ₃ ͡¬)

[pathetique-dragueur]

Hiiii

epic blog, but i lowkey was struggling to read ur lil bio because of how bright it is on my end :’)

would help tons if there was a tad bit more contrast lol

love ur blog otherwise, i love miku sm

/ooc

AHH TYSM AND SORRY ABOUT THAT!!

i toned down the white to a grey-ish color for the color of my blog name and bio! i was thinking of changing it sooner or later because it was hard for me to read myself lol

ty again! it means the world to me!!!! im so happy you love the blog ♡

[sparkly-amity]

Lmao uh

The grey is still unreadable to my eyes LMFAO 😭 (my eyesight is cooked 🥀)

I think if u made it like a slight dark sage green like ur ask button it would work better while still being in theme. The grey and pink have the same ish saturation level so i still cant see 😭

it is slightly better tho ill give u that lol, the white was practically impossible 😭

[pathetique-dragueur]

/ooc

FAHHH MB THE GREY IS DARKER FOR ME, i'll try and find another suitable color for the text ♡

SORRY FOR THE MISHAP!!! (╥﹏╥)

[pathetique-dragueur]

Hiiii

epic blog, but i lowkey was struggling to read ur lil bio because of how bright it is on my end :’)

would help tons if there was a tad bit more contrast lol

love ur blog otherwise, i love miku sm

/ooc

AHH TYSM AND SORRY ABOUT THAT!!

i toned down the white to a grey-ish color for the color of my blog name and bio! i was thinking of changing it sooner or later because it was hard for me to read myself lol

ty again! it means the world to me!!!! im so happy you love the blog ♡

[pathetique-dragueur]

Asking, are you loyal? It's for a... Homework (?

huhu...i am significantly loyal ദ്ദി( ˘̀ ֊ ˘́)

[pathetique-dragueur]

What happened to the catgirl you dated Miku

Is she still alive

she broke up with me...

...

WHY DOES NOBODY WANT ME??? I'M BAD AS FUUUUUCK! (⋟▂⋞)

[pathetique-dragueur]

huhu...seems like i'm a crazy-lady-with-syringe magnet...

i'm not complaining! (˵ ¬ ؂ ¬˵)

[gifted-miku]

i beg your finest pardon---?

how dare you to compare me to that blue maniac???? my whole ✨heart✨ is dedicated to science, not weird experiments on people!

and!! the only crazy lady here is you, not me!

tch, the brutal womanizer you are

[pathetique-dragueur]

...heh... you know...you're pretty cute when you're mad...

[pathetique-dragueur]

hi im jeff the killer im going to jeff the kill you

i need to live for all the hot babes waiting for me...

[pathetique-dragueur]

Thoughts on her…?

oh... huhu... her again (¬ ₃ ͡¬)

she seems... possessive, but that's hot for a woman. a woman who knows what she wants.

i'd definitely like to meet her... heh...

[pathetique-dragueur]

How would you describe yourself

heh... i'm charming and romantic—the ladies just can't keep their hands off me! (˵ ¬ ؂ ¬˵)

[pathetique-dragueur]

Hey there pathetique Miku... you're pretty :3 (don't worry, I'm a girl)

huhu... you're making me blush, sweetheart...

how about you give me your beautiful name so we can talk some more? how does that sound? (˵ ¬ ؂ ¬˵)

[pathetique-dragueur]

Thoughts on catgirls?

yes

[anothersecondwithoutasip]

don't leave me hangin', baby...

-- @pathetique-dragueur

*groans in miku lol*

"ok, ok. What do you want, My number, a date...?"

[pathetique-dragueur]

a confident smile curls up on pathetique miku's lips

"huhu...why not both, sweetheart?"

she winks

[pathetique-dragueur]

I think catgirls might be right up your alley actually . Short, very temperamental and will scratch and bite

Wouldn’t recommend taking them to fancy places though especially if they have a lot of fine china

i've actually dated a catgirl before (ᵕᴗ ᵕ⁎)

huhu... to say the least, she was a fiesty kitty, but incredibly adorable... i couldn't help but kiss her, but that ended up with her scratching my face up

it was cute though... seeing her all flustered and mad at me... (๑>؂•̀๑)

[pathetique-dragueur]

Do you know this woman? /Jk

ehem... i'd...like to meet this woman....... heh...