THE UNOFFICIAL STAR WARS DRINKING GAME
Whenever you see a wipe transition
Any time a character mentions The Force
Whenever someone says “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”
Any time a Skywalker whines
Whenever the Millennium Falcon doesn’t jump to lightspeed as expected
Whenever you hear the Wilhelm Scream
Whenever the numbers “1138” or “2187” are referenced
Whenever Darth Vader force-chokes someone
Whenever The Imperial March plays
Whenever Greedo shoots first (Why are you watching this version, anyway? You must be punished. DOUBLE SHOT.)
Whenever a large, spherical space weapon is obliterated by upstart forces
When anyone says “It’s a trap!”
Whenever a Force Ghost appears / is heard
Whenever somebody has their hand / arm chopped off
When anyone screams “Noooooooo!”
If these rules aren’t enough you can go all-out with our extended version, complete with useless CG characters:
Whenever someone turns a lightsaber on or off
Anytime someone does an unnecessary flip
Whenever tractor beams are used
Whenever a random, unnecessary CG character shows up in the Special Editions (Warning: to avoid dangerous levels of Fruitopication, please only implement this rule with a safety guide present.)
Every time Jar-Jar steps in poop
When anyone says “midichlorians”
Anytime characters enter a wacky space bar
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